How to Care for a Broken Archangel

Newt's famous for faking every orgasm he's ever had to a partner. Thomas takes that as a challenge. Later, he's counting all of Newt's orgasms. (TAKEN FROM THE NSFW PROMPT GENERATOR)

Fighting is safe. Fighting is just words, and words can be taken back. All the violent, roiling, shaking passion of a good fuck without the consequences. Or the satisfaction.

Bakugou is spiraling in the aftermath of Kamino and his friends are starting to notice. He's stubborn, aggressively independent, and less than willing to dig into his past, but after a breakdown that ends with a painfull secret revealed, he starts to get help. Whether he likes it or not. Meanwhile, a new kind of villain threatens an uneasy peace following the loss of Allmight. Whispers build as a new narrative slowly takes shape:Hero society needs to change. Feat. Therapy, Dadzawa, best boy Kirishima, dysfunctional families, healing, growing up, and the mortifying ordeal of being known

A Fae-Mage and Alpha werewolf help form and raise a pack. There is more than one interesting story to be told as the pack forms, bonds and ultimately heals. Side stories from the When you Howl verse. Chapter 5: It just goes to show that you don't need to have teeth and claws to be dangerous.

“You’re mine now, Jounouchi Katsuya. I own your muzzle, your leash, your life.” Kaiba's hand squeezes around his jaw. “Bark if you understand.” “Fuck you,” Jounouchi says, hands fisted at his side. He meets Kaiba’s eyes, defiant, lips pulled back in a snarl, and snaps, firm, “Woof.”--Someone is trying to kill Seto Kaiba, and Jounouchi is still too compassionate for his own good. So, the bodyguard gig.

Because nothing is without flaws. Contains the Ministry of Magic at possibly their most incompetent, annoyance at the reader's apparent inability to learn anyone's last name, and FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN WHY AREN'T LUPIN AND BLACK PETRIFYING OR STUNNING PETTIGREW, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMARTER THAN THIS.

Based on prompt: Pretend Boyfriends AU where one of their families is always wondering why they're never in a relationship, so the other offers to pretend to be their boyfriend for some family event" Basic Steps to Getting Yourself In a Pickle With Both Your Family and The Guy You've Secretly Crushed On For Five Years (A Guide): STEP 1: After being perpetually single and constantly making up excuses to your family, give in and lie about having a boyfriend.STEP 2: Agree to bring said boyfriend to the family cottage for a week so he can be your date to your parents' wedding anniversary party.STEP 3: Panic.STEP 4: Say 'yes' when your best friend and closet crush - who you're convinced isn't interested in you that way in the least - offers to be your pretend boyfriend.STEP 5: Try your best not to fall in love with them during the trip.STEP 6: Fail miserably.

Quite frankly, Dirk is sick of the universe by now. It’s only been 10 years, 10 years of running around doing its bidding and never getting a single thing back for himself. No friends, no relationships, not even a single kiss after 10 years, no matter how many cases he solves, how many cats he returns to lost owners, or flowers he saves from evil gardeners. - Or, 4 times the Universe cockblocks Dirk Gently, and the 1 time it actually helps him.

They'd scanned the whole planet. There wasn't any sentient life, and nothing big enough to be dangerous. But Pidge can't help but feel like something's following her...and she's pretty sure she's not alone anymore.

Bucky takes a big step in recovering from Hydra - coming off of suppressants.

Bucky hated his life. His parents dragged him away from his friends and his boyfriend Brock Rumlow to move in the middle of nowhere. This small town called Sweet ville. Bucky just wants to go back to Brock and live his life with him. Then he meets Steve Rogers. A popular, athletic, handsome has fuck teacher and teaches Gym class and Bucky couldn't help but blush and be flustered around him. Bucky thinks things might change after all. Up until he finds out who Mr. Rogers truly is and he finds himself in a situation that he can't get out of.

*Can be read independently from the series.*I’ve always had these... vivid dreams. As long as I can remember I’d seen the strangest scenes. Some were reoccurring, some weren’t, but they always carried this... theme. Fighting. At first I thought I just had a vivid imagination when I slept, but there was so much... continuity. The enemy was always the same. Mindless giants (titans) who hunted and ate humans for game.Facebook happened and everyone is strangely connected. After that I got married. Then my husband shows up in my fucked up dream world.And he's fifteen.I tell you this story because Eren told me to, and I can't say 'no' to him... (unless it's in bed.)Also, Bacon. **THIS FIC HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND WILL NOT GET A FINAL CHAPTER**

Bakugou Katsuki and Kirishima Eijirou are paired together for a winter survival assignment! It's inevitable that the two clash, but neither of them could have predicted an accident at the height of their tension. Trapped in the wilderness at the mercy of the environment, how will the two cope with finding help and mending what was broken?

God works in mysterious and strange ways, some that affect you in a beneficial way and some that are unfortunate. Louis was born unfortunate. He was born a human, which in the vampire world would make him a slave. For anything really ‘entertainment’, a blood bank, a worker.

Erik bets Raven twenty bucks he won't find anything in her brother's scented-soap-and-candle shop that actually smells good. Easiest money he's ever made... right? (On Tumblr here.)

All are welcome at the Coffee Kingdom, even pain in the ass vampire queens. (No Ice Kings, though.)

Wednesday gets poisoned in class by Xavier who thinks the poison will make her fall in love with him… except he didn’t read what it will do to her so he isn’t very smart turns out.

Student-athlete Yuuri Katsuki is struggling to balance his training, schoolwork, and expenses. When his roommate introduces him to the lucrative prospect of being a sugar baby, he meets Viktor Nikiforov, an enigmatic man whose pockets run deeper than the Mariana Trench. Viktor wants Yuuri at any cost and Yuuri is smitten enough to ignore the fact that there is indeed, a gun in Viktor’s pants. In the process of keeping Yuuri safe, his friends don’t notice their own benefactors’ oddities. For instance, Otabek has just signed his first exclusive contract to a teenager with an anger management problem and three body guards. Chris’s lawyer ‘daddy’ spends half his time spoiling Chris and the other half cheating the legal system. JJ’s sugar mama is as supportive as she is psychotic. Guang Hong’s boyfriend’s studio may be a front for illegal weapons trade. And Phichit? Well, Phichit may be their pimp.

Lance has to make a tough decision. He pays the consequences.

With Takeshi at his side, Shouto ends up at a safe house that his brother runs his "business" out of. His elder brother wants the details on what happened at the stadium with the hope that he can figure out what happened and help Shouto deal with it. On the surface, Shouto's panic is assuaged, but what is learned isn't quickly forgotten. Especially when that information comes at a cost.

When Castiel is forced to Fall in order to avoid hostile angels, Sam and Dean are at a loss as to where to stash him while they search for his missing Grace. They end up leaving him in Beacon Hills, California, where, unbeknownst to them, the pack of werewolves and werewolf-sympathizers they've tangled with once before are dealing with lizard-shaped troubles of their own.

Spike and Buffy's first get together after he goes up in smoke for her.

Noctis suffers from chronic pain, but his princely duties slow down for no one. Fed up with Gladio's impossible training, he wishes Gladio could feel what it's like to live in his shoes. Just for one day.

You think you know someone, and then you discover what they have hidden in their bedrooms.

'He stays quiet, because if he speaks, he'll try to tell Stiles to leave, and the words will only get caught in his throat, and come out mangled and ineffective, and he will look pathetic. So he doesn't speak. He trails his fingers through Stiles' hair, and tries not to hate himself too much for not sending him away. At his core, he's a selfish being, and he needs Stiles more than he thinks he needs anything. He should give him up. He won't.'