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Strawberry Swing
斉藤 涼子

Strawberry Swing

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cockblocking yearning desperation
Quite frankly, Dirk is sick of the universe by now. It’s only been 10 years, 10 years of running around doing its bidding and never getting a single thing back for himself. No friends, no relationships, not even a single kiss after 10 years, no matter how many cases he solves, how many cats he returns to lost owners, or flowers he saves from evil gardeners. - Or, 4 times the Universe cockblocks Dirk Gently, and the 1 time it actually helps him.
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I. THE BARISTA Quite frankly, Dirk is sick of the universe by now. It’s only been 10 years, 10 years of running around doing its bidding and never getting a single thing back for himself. No friends, no relationships, not even a single kiss after 10 years, no matter how many cases he solves, how ma
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