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Silly, Silly Book Series: Prisoner of Azkaban
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Silly, Silly Book Series: Prisoner of Azkaban

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Because nothing is without flaws. Contains the Ministry of Magic at possibly their most incompetent, annoyance at the reader's apparent inability to learn anyone's last name, and FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN WHY AREN'T LUPIN AND BLACK PETRIFYING OR STUNNING PETTIGREW, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMARTER THAN THIS.
2024/12/17 09:23 Update
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Disclaimer: This is my favorite book in the Harry Potter series that I did not write. My old paperback copy is falling apart like whoa and I can't bring myself to get rid of it, that's how much I love it. Which is why I now have to tear it apart with the help of tiny Final Fantasy, Airplane! and Red
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