Full Lips and Smooth Skin

"I've been informed by our contacts from the outside world, that Truth, in it's infinite mercy, had bestowed a blessing upon us… and now we have in our hands, an Adam and Eve." --TRIGGER WARNING!!!--

A series of one-shots with a common theme. Each chapter will have its own summary, notes, and warnings since details vary. Each can be read separately and while I only have five specific ideas in the works, there could be more stories to fit here. Each chapter has individual warnings as needed.

They first met during the New Years Charity Event hosted by the Schnees. Second meeting Weiss was embarrassed. Third meeting she didn't even know. Fourth, he protected her. What happens when you meet the whole gang and a brute, pun loving, and fun blond? You get a whole Gang of Cupids All credits go to Rooster Teeth and Monty Oum

The story begins when the tarantula falls madly in love with the songbird.-------------------------------------------------------------The tarantula raged and spewed venom, jealous to its core “He will never have you. Your story was never meant to be. The story, my delectable little songbird, is yours and mine”.

"Before Harvey can take another step, Mike ducks behind him and starts not-at-all-casually backing towards the door. He almost makes it to the threshold when Harvey stops him.In a voice too pleasant, and too even by far, to be anything but fatal, Harvey asks, “Mike, where is your tie?” It's been three months, and Harvey still hasn't forgiven Mike for betraying him to Jessica. But Mike's pretty sure he knows exactly how to earn Harvey's forgiveness. (Yeah, it's exactly what you're thinking.)

Everything was going perfectly fine once their parents mated. The twins were smart, kind and Michael found them fascinating. They seemed to know exactly what the other was thinking and were constantly joined at the hip. And that didn’t even count the times he heard them moving around in their rooms or the thick, coiling scent of sex he could often smell when they would emerge with flushed cheeks, swollen lips and bright eyes.

When the ever-punctual Hamilton is late for a meeting with the General, Washington decides to look for him. (Of course he does, he's a Dad.) He receives a bit of a surprise... Otherwise known as the time Washington found out about Lams and an awkward conversation ensued.

Louis does not think he's perfect but when Harry sees him wrapped up in his huge sweater he can't believe that this boy does not know how perfect he is. So he tells him...

AU : Ashlyn Harris is an office manager in a Jeep dealership and a recent college grad. She is focused on working her way up the ladder and dreams of owning her own business one day and becoming a success. She has internal battles, secrets, and has all but given up on finding love. Ali Krieger is a successful finance manager who finds herself working in the same dealership as Ashlyn. She has achieved success at an early age and some would call her ruthless. Ali is career oriented and has set major goals that she would like to reach in the next few years. Both are growing tired of coming home to an empty bed at night, but a relationship is the furthest thing from either's mind. Then one day in September of 2001 changes everything.

Past and present moments between Alestor and Lucifer. Their life as a family and then the ending of that family and then maybe the rebuilding of that family. OrHazbin season 1 but if Charlie had two dads that divorced and then come together to hell her run her hotel.

Bradley forgot to mention a few important things before they visited Bradley’s home. Like an extra set of parents.

Professor Snape finds himself caught short during a staff meeting at Hogwarts. Explicit pee desperation-warning! If you don't like, don't read. No pairing.

Omegaverse where omega's regularly produce milk. It's like ambrosia to alphas. "Soap has always been an omega with healthy milk production. Before suppressants, he'd really only leak during heats, with very rare instances of lactating between heat cycles. After starting suppressants, it seemed his milk production kicked into overdrive."

You and Daryl are walking to grab something from an abandoned shack out in the middle of the woods

John is in pain but when a friendly massage turns into something more, what might have been a one-time occurrence slowly becomes an odd habit. There are some things they don't discuss at Baker Street.

After a very hard day of work, Yoongi just wanted to relieve his stress by having a private service in a strip club. But, when he saw that pink haired boy wearing his tight white button-up in a hurry with disheveled hair and tired cute face, Yoongi changed his mind.

You can’t touch him, but he can touch himself. You tell him to, and again, Takumi says yes. Birthright AU. Leo instead of Iago possesses Takumi.

When Lorin is seven months old, he gets a bad fever.

His father laughs, ‘since when do you listen to Daryl?’Carl looks at him coldly. ‘The prison?’

It seemed pointless to even hope that getting dibs wouldn’t somehow include Nursey at his side, and so Dex never bothered to factor in the possibility. He resigned himself to his fate. And now, presented with an alternative, he has no idea what to think.

Jared learns about Jensen's past.

Adrien knew. He knew ladybugs biggest secret. Adrien was also very obvious in his new found crush and it frustrated everyone around him.

What if Spike had confessed to Tara, before the events of Seeing Red? Tara helps Spike understand one of the reasons why Buffy may try to push him away by calling him evil and soulless, and helps Spike and Buffy reconcile. A blatant fix-it fic.