be neither fish nor fowl

Three weeks after he and Steve have their date to talk, Tony knows things aren't working out. He just doesn't love Steve the way he loves Phil and Clint. And that's okay, because it turns out that Steve feels the same way. Only... Tony wishes he could tell Phil and Clint about his decision. But he can't. Because they've been away on a SHIELD mission for over a month, and now SHIELD says they're missing.

“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”“Rock and roll.”He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.” After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost. (genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3) *Please do not comment on the fic asking about translations because it is unlikely that I will see it. If you're interested in translations/have a question regarding the fic, please reach out on tumblr @motswolo x

When King James laid eyes on his court sorcerer, he knew he was pleasing to the eye. He didn't know he would fall in love.

Phil's positive he doesn't know this guy. He's just some punk in a purple hoodie; there's no reason for him to be familiar. Now adapted into a marvelous podfic by the equally-marvelous litra! You can hear the recording here.

The class 78 are having a 'Horror story telling' evening. Naegi planned this. It's time for his revenge after that 'Ultimate Horror Game' prank his classmates did to him in Scare Me.

The Dragons had won the war and humanity was enslaved, given as pets and servants to young dragon children. Sherlock had never wanted a pet of his own, and each one given to him was immediately discarded. Of course, when given the choice, Sherlock chooses the most dangerous pet of all: a certain captain by the name of John Watson.

Clint and Phil's wedding night.

Xander does not realize the depths of his feelings for Laslow until it is too late. Fic for @dorkpatroller for the Xanlow Fic Exchange 2017 for the prompt "I thought you were dead"

And Silver obviously means to further agitate Flint’s state when he says, “Do you know what she said to me this morning? She said, ‘I cannot understand why the two of you have not been intimate yet.’” a shared bath, a conversation about death, and a promise

Once again, Edward Elric failed to do as he was told. Therefore, he learns a little lesson while bent over the desk of General Roy Mustang.

The title says it all.

You can ride up on a steed, brandishing the biggest sword on earth, but you still can’t rescue someone who doesn’t want to be saved.

Six small stories to explain how Ensign Darwin (aka that awesome bald lady on the bridge) came to Starfleet and pursued command.

’’Jaebum..’’’’Hm?’’’’The cat.’’’’What?’’ Jaebum’s voice is distant, confused.’’Nora,’’ Mark nudges Jaebum’s shoulder so that the younger man finally looks up at him. ’’She’s staring at us.’’

Jeon Jeongguk is having the weirdest dream. I mean, it's totally vivid and feels completely real, but...it's not like time has actually come to a stop, and everyone is actually standing around him, frozen in place like some weird mannequins, right? It has to be a dream. So, it's not that bad when he finds himself wanting to act upon his hormonal urges towards his groupmates. ...Right? Jeon Jeongguk is having the weirdest sex dream.

Judy and Nick have been growing the bonds of their friendship daily. As their lives become perilous for being renowned citizens of the city, Judy proposes that they record their journey, and Nick realizes how close they're becoming just from writing a journal together. Will their partnership hold the thin blue line? And can the story of two friends change the fate of Zootopia?

Harry's fantasies are fulfilled in the Room of Requirement thanks to three of Hogwarts' most beautiful.

Tsukishima and Yachi spend a quiet afternoon napping together. Tsukki is sappy and Yachi is horny. Things happen.

Back then when I got a humongous attraction towards Ra's Al Ghul, Silencing, ONCE AGAIN, teased me with this; "Tim has seen incredible amounts of internet porn, and then Ra’s does something to him and after he cums his brains out he’d be like “Oh THAT’S where that came from”

This is it then, Regina thinks. This is my penance. This is the final cost of my revenge. Regina comes to realise the consequences of Greg's torture aren't as fleeting as everyone first imagined.

"Oh," Sam says, and it's not her Sam, it's the other Sam, the older one, the broken one.This Sam has not been hers for twelve years. Basically, Future Dean goes back in time to change the future and saves Jess. Future Sam tags along unexpectedly. And Jess is okay. No, seriously. She's fine.

The Paladins finally found Shiro. Now they just need to retrieve him. The alien species only will talk to non-virgins who they consider to be adults.

The Golden Guard has been raised in the Titan's image all his life. He has always striven to fulfill His will, as told by His Mouthpiece, his uncle. Life has not been easy, but he's never expected it to be when following the righteous path. And then he and his uncle are captured. Separated from Belos, the Golden Guard will do whatever it takes to free him so they can return to fulfilling the Titan's will—even if it means playing along with a "therapist" and giving himself a "name" and attempting to make "friends;" he'll do whatever it takes to get their guards down. The only problem with this plan is that he wasn't expecting to like going along with his captors. [Or, another Hunter-is-raised-in-a-cult-and-then-gets-rescued-while-Belos-goes-behind-bars AU, except this time the cult is in the Demon Realm.]

They are watching this hit series on The CW, and the main protagonists, after four seasons of pent-up sexual tension of hell, are finally (she is pretty sure it’s happening tonight) getting it on. She can feel it.

One's a world-hopping botanist just trying to get home. One's a certifiable killer, looking for same. Together they fight crime do good.

Lexa makes a mistake, and it costs her her freedom - but even in a cage, or a cell, she's still going to find a way to control the situation and free her people. Things change in the Mountain, however, when a ship of juvenile delinquents crash close by, and one of them is thrown into Lexa's cell with her. Her name is Clarke, and unfortunately for both of them, she's an Omega. Clexa, ABO, in-progress.

Eren is drinking with his friends, playing Truth or Dare.

Both hungered for freedom, revenge, power, and unexpectedly, love. But when she rejected her father, Bhaal, and aided Astarion's ascension, his offer of eternity was met with her firm refusal; she refused to be bound to another master. A decade later, a mysterious letter lured her back to Baldur's Gate, tempting her with the allure of power. Returning to the city, she prepared to face the shadows of her past, unsure of what awaited her as she braced herself for the consequences of her past choices.

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