one-shot

In the middle of some quest or another, Merlin, Arthur and the knights find themselves stuck in the middle of a shrine being told that, if they wish to proceed unharmed, they need only speak their true names and titles. Straight-forward enough, right? Wrong. Merlin really hates the Old Religion sometimes.

Batfamily:don't dieJason:I'll dO WHAT I WANT_____ Or, how Jason realizes his family wants him to live, and how he realizes he does, too.

You're an alchemist in Mondstadt who breaks nearly every rule in alchemy. Without realizing it, you managed to replicate Diluc Ragnvindr, the famed bachelor of the city. Caving into your sexual fantasies, you wind up stuck between a rock and a hard place, but you're not complaining.Fun Fact: The title is a spoiler *wink*

Aeric woke one day, not comfortable in his home but tied to an odd post in the wilderness.

They had been thrown in with the boys for P.E and Alya was barely keeping her standing as she hyperventilated her way though a panic attack. Adrien. They were going to be in Adrien's class. A whole double-period of P.E. In her shorts and t-shirt. While he was running around looking adorable- Oh God she couldn't do this. (One-Shot - I actually managed it, ohmygods.) GUYS! SOMETHING FREAKIN' AWESOME HAPPENED! The wonderful YunYin (Whose Art is completely Miraculous btw!) drew a stunning picture of Adrien's realisation.You guys seriously, like, if you like nice things or pictures or ship this PLEASE check this out because ohmygod it's exactly how I pictured it when I wrote that moment! http://yunyin.tumblr.com/post/154566401118 Thank you so much for sending me the link to your awesome art, YunYin! :D

“Pfah! What good’re cops in a town like this?” The old man waves dismissively. “Nah, Phantom’ll take care of things, same as he always does.”Dean pauses in fishing out his wallet. “Phantom? Who’s Phantom?”

In which the meme of ‘Sunshine Child Izuku Midoriya’ is a bit more serious than anyone expected.

Stede exhales, warm breath stirring Ed's hair. "Again?" "Stede," says Ed, "I'd sit on your cock all day for a chair and captain the ship like that if the option was available."

In which, a university AU with everyone being reincarnated from the past era and most of them retained their memories... Most... Because a certain Qing Jing peak lord didn't seem to have any recollection from his past life. Past prevailed, secrets uncovered, hidden stories told, everyone was shocked... Luo Binghe? Still obsessed. In which, everyone learned most 'crimes' Shen Jiu had done in the past, was not actually true after all. Liu Qingge could attest. Self-indulgence

Residing at the top floor, the apartment at the very end of the hallway, is the gentleman who piqued your interest. With just a singular glance, you felt as though he had enraptured your heart. Although, throughout your time working in this apartment complex, he has yet to request for any services... That was until today. You were the lucky maid who picked up his call requesting for the housekeeping service. Through the deep tone of his voice, and his suave way with his words, it felt like you could almost be mistaken that his request for your service was actually hinting at something a little more... [MINORS PLEASE DNI]

tumdrake: jason, on the other hand, will still do everything he normally does even if he is very, very ill. one time early patrol bruce was just going over protocol and plans and jason just passed the fuck out. just a big -thump- and he was on the ground in a gross, sweaty pile once someone managed to take his helmet off and see how awful he looked.__________ The loud thud takes Bruce by surprise. So he feels no guilt for the way his head snaps up, immediately scanning the room. Nothing on the outside edges of the Cave; Dick, Tim, and Damian are all in the same places they were when the briefing started...except now, all of them are staring at the floor. And that's when Bruce suddenly remembers that all four of his sons were here tonight.He leans forward, half over the table. Jason is crumpled on his side on the floor, his limbs curled awkwardly beneath himself and his head dangling, the top of his helmet barely touching the ground.

"What do you want him to do?" Drake snapped. "Admit that he's a little bit worried about you because you fucking died?" Damian was on his feet before he knew what happened. He couldn't breathe for the hate burning in his chest. How dare Drake talk about it. How dare he preach as though he agreed. "I'm surprised you pretend to give a fuck, Drake," he hissed, derision and bitterness dripping from the words. "I...I would have thought you were happy I was gone!" He didn't think about the words until after they left his mouth, after the Cave was deadly silent and the sentence echoed through the room, hung in the air like smoke. Drake's chest was heaving, but he didn't say a word, and his eyes were so dark that Damian actually took a step back in irrational fear. Abruptly, Drake shoved his chair back with a screech, and left without a word, his footsteps resounding through the cave. Damian watched him go, numb._____________Alternatively, Damian has misjudged Drake, and guilt isn't something he's used to dealing with.

Clarke has very particular sexual desires. As a senior premed major in college, she's not had much time to find someone to share these desires with, so once winter break arrives, she's on the prowl for a hookup and possible short-term fuck buddy. Hey, a girl has needs, after all, and she's not ashamed of her own. Her search takes her to Lexa's bar and it doesn't take long until they're fucking in the backroom (pun intended) of the bar. Read the tags.

John comes home to find that Sherlock has been experimenting with anal beads. He decides to "help".

In a world where male omegas are super rare and shunned because they couldn’t procreate, Park Jimin is an orphaned male omega who ends up in the human city. He keeps it to himself because he’s too different from the others and doesn’t belong here.Wolves live in packs and are social animals. Jimin too longs for a pack he doesn’t have, longs for the love of an alpha, and longs to be held and cherished. While he knows all these are impossible, he doesn’t stop dreaming of the day he would find an alpha who would look at him with love but also an equal amount of desire. But dreams are called dreams for a reason. They never come true. Jimin has too much love to give but no one to love.Enter the college's popular heart throb-twins known for their I-don’t-give-a-fuck attitude and intimidating aura, Jeon Jungkook, and Jeon Jeongguk. A night at a party, Jimin finds himself sandwiched between the twins and realizes it was everything he ever wanted.✅ Completed⛔️I stopped allowing translations. Do not repost/translate or plagiarize⛔️

To pay back the goblins Harry is spelled into goblin form for a year... he just didn’t realize that he’d end as a rare sub goblin and the super rare fertile. Oh.. while male... he was also in heat.

"Then, with his upper left hand, he reaches up and knocks shakily on the glass. The response is instantaneous. A snarl splits the air, making both men jump. His gaze jumps to cot, and in the small space underneath, there’s a flash of movement, and then eyes. Something climbs out from underneath the cot. It’s bipedal, but it doesn’t look like anything either of them have ever seen before. No feathers, scales, tail, extra limbs or eyes. No bumpy, rock-like skin, and it doesn’t drip with slime. When it opens its mouth to snarl and shout at them again, it’s teeth are tiny and blunt, no venomous fangs or tusks. Félix is more than a little afraid, judging by the way he jumps when the thing goes from shouting to angry pacing, but the man? He goes stock-still, eyes wide and horrified. He knows exactly what this is. It’s a human." In other words;While on a search and rescue mission out in deep space, Techno happens upon a human Tommy, in captivity. He's never been one for charity work but hey, there's a first time for everything.

This is where I will put my kinktober fics for 2020. Wish me luck I suppose. Enter at your own risk my dudes.

Lawsuit AU. Buck’s just found out that it was Bobby who stopped him from coming back to the 118, and he’s tired of fighting to return back to a family who clearly doesn’t want him. So Buck quits, and he travels the country in search of a new start. Perhaps it’s a guiding angel, but without even realising it he ends up in Chicago – parked outside of Firehouse 51. In front of him is Kelly Severide, and Buck finds himself falling into the arms of his big brother with a sob that’s been building for months. Now that Buck’s here, Kelly won’t let him go; finding Buck a place on Squad 3. From there, Buck finds the new start he was looking for, and a new family to go with it.

Izuka and Inko casually walked down the road, until they weren't. And later they probably won't be walking at all for a few weeks. tl;dr: Yall know Saw? Well this is that but instead of reverse bear traps it's fuck machines and you gotta cum more than your child or mother does in the span of an hour or else you become a breeding bitch for Nomu and get fucked for days on end.

Harry Styles is horny. The problem is...Louis won't leave him alone. He seems to have a sixth sense for when Harry needs a wank - showing up for a cuddle or with a pile of DVDs or take-away. Even when Harry tries to escape and have a wank in the shower, Louis is there brushing his teeth and prattling on, oblivious to Harry's growing problem. Harry can't refuse time with Louis, doesn't want to, but Louis, unknowingly, is only making his problem worse.

Chris and Derek had decided that the humans, well Lydia and Stiles since Allison was already doing hunter work, needed to start training with traditional weapons so they weren’t liabilities in a fight. Chris was teaching them how to use a rifle today.Correction. Chris was teaching Lydia. He thought he was teaching Stiles. Allison was practicing. But then, no one actually knew that Stiles had done this before.

Make-up sex...the Dramione way. One shot. Warning: SMUT

In which Dean is a government assassin, and Castiel is the one who made him pause.

Tom discovers that Marco enjoys the heat of his skin far more than he expected. Which leads to them deciding to experiment with something new: waxplay.

Dean is awoken by the rustling of familiar feathers, which send him in an aimless spiral of thoughts about his angel, Castiel. Written as a painkiller for 8x17, Goodbye Stranger.

You’d had a little crush on Severus Snape for a while when Valentine’s Day came around, so you decided now was the time to make your move! A cute little story of the one time Severus received chocolates! You/Snape

A smutty one-shot that fills in where my other fic "roman candles of the wild (laughing away through my feeble disguise)" leaves off. Well, the first time, at least. Warning- This is like, super kinky towards the end You don't have to read my other fic to understand this, it just explains their relationship and the conversation beforehand. That's all :)

Lena has the hots for Kara. Turns out it's more mutual than she thought.

Ah, it was so fun to travel! A booklet of one-shots and drabbles for the nations of Axis Powers Hetalia! VariousxReader

"I, uh." The boy said, and Father's attention was drawn back to him. "I'm..." the boy glanced down again, playing with his hands. "I'm hiding from my dad." Father's eyes went of their own volition towards the crucifix hanging above the altar, then to the tabernacle, and then back to the boy. "Doesn't seem like the best place to do it," he said flatly, and the boy laughed again, a faint, barely-there laugh. "Yeah," he said. "I guess not."__________In honor of St. Patrick's Day, that one Irish!Jason headcanon. Or at least an Irish priest.

Eren is drinking with his friends, playing Truth or Dare.

Reborn always seems to have everything planned out, so why should this be any different? VariousxReader smut one-shot collections~

When Lance was eleven he had a soulview for the first time. For a brief minute, he was looking through the eyes of someone else's body, a spectator to someone else's life. Ten years later, he would meet his soulmate for the first time. And they would burn brighter than a thousand stars. OR- Hunk is the taco king, Lance is cinnamon roll, and Keith fucking loves red hoodies. Warning: Some offensive language and a poorly written fight... but that's it.