reality

Louis finds himself out of place in LA, unable to get at an itch that’s been bothering him for years. He supposes back in the early days, home hadn’t been a place. It’d been a person. He’d etched it permanently into his skin for fucks sake.It was always him and Harry. Stuck to each other like super glue. Pulled together by some magnetic force, existing in their own bubble. Everyone could see it, but that was half the problem, wasn’t it? It’s not like Louis can pinpoint the exact moment in time when him and Harry fell out of sync. There wasn’t really one at all. It had been a gradual slip, like the tide wearing away at a sandstone cliff. Chipping the solid foundations until there was nothing left to stop the structure falling to the waves below. It’s not like he spends all of his time sitting around moping over a lost friendship, he’s good at distractions. But LA only seems to accentuate the distance between them. Two separate planets, not even in the same solar system. Or the one where Harry and Louis finally get it right.

Louis is acting just a tad too sassy lately. Harry, with the help of his other band mates, decide to treat Louis exactly how he is acting. -- Or, a self-indulgent fic where Harry puts Louis back in nappies for acting up one too many times and the five of them form one big, happy family. -- Character Asks: http://awhatifkindofrelationship.tumblr.com/ -- Polish Translation provided by Najna

"Is it okay?" Hoseok's palms slide on the sheets as he falls forward. "It isn't too much, is it?" "No," Yoongi says, rolling his hips experimentally. Hoseok can feel Yoongi clenching around him and then he can feel the way his body is now relaxing, opening up to the new sensations. It's a familiar pattern. Tense, release. Hold. Push deeper. Hoseok licks his lips and closes his eyes and tries not to come. "Hobi," Yoongi groans, tugging him closer, his hand twisted in Hoseok's hair. "Come on. Just let go. Please."

Harry hums, tugging his bottom lip between his teeth, “I want daddy to fuck me in the gold booties he got me for my birthday.” or, it's valentine's day and harry wants to be fucked in his gold boots

Perrie casually asks to paint Louis' nails one night when she, Louis, Harry, and Zayn are all hanging out together. Louis is unsure about but finds himself going along with it. Louis soon realizes he really loves the way the nail polish looks on him. It makes him feel pretty and delicate. He can't stop running his thumbs over the smooth glossy surface of his nails. But these feeling don't come without a flood of insecurity and anxiety. Harry of course is as supportive as ever, but Louis soon finds himself needing more.

She looked back and forth between the two photos: Clark Kent on the right and Superman on the left. Finally, after several long minutes, she exclaimed, "That's the most idiotic disguise I've ever seen!" NOW COMPLETE

She wakes up in another world, completely different, but utterly familiar. She knows the people, she knows what's going to happen, but she's on the wrong side of the screen and doesn't know if any of it is real. Finding out she's now an elf, doesn't really help either. She's afraid to get too close to anyone, afraid to wake up and lose it all, but to survive she needs their help and she's going to do whatever she can to make sure they all get through it together. And then there's him. That tall bald elf who can make a lesson on magical theory more captivating than (most) cute cat videos. Will he just leave again in the end? She can't help hoping there's some way to get him to change his plans.... Cake might help.

Based off this prompt from larrycumsloudly(LCL): where Louis is really insecure of his glasses and Harry fucks him to show him that he's perfect while Louis only where's his glasses and maybe Haz could use Lou's suspenders to tie him up while he fucks him

Harry and Louis are married with twins and it's Christmas time.

It's the last night of the TMH tour, and Harry and Louis are ready to come out.

Filling the prompt: 'Can you write something to do with the new Ed Sheeran song happier? I was thinking in like the view of Dan's ex who's watching him fall in love with Phil?'

Louis and Harry are going through a rough patch, and then Louis hears Harry's song. (basically I got really emotional when this song came out)

After many (many) requests, Dan and Phil finally film a tour of their new house--with a special surprise at the end. This may or may not have been inspired by the recent Dog Discourse. Just putting that out there.

What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly. Disclaimer: We own nothing and make no money off of this. All characters, fandoms, quotes, and references belong to their creators. We're only borrowing them! However, we do own Cats are Weird, Snooky, Stanley, Camel, Foofy, Camel's mom, Anna, Miranda, Elaine, Anna the Elf, and all other original characters AND the storyline. Thanks!