mild cannibalism

Brett sighed and looked down at the folder in his hand.“Your name is Peter, right?”“Lawyer.”“Peter, we haven’t even started talking. Let’s just take a minute to ease up.”“Lawyer.”“Bud, we haven’t charged you with a crime. This is just talking.”“Law. Yer.” Goddamn. (Brett's encounters with Team Red/vigilantes and their weird fucking way of helping)

The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.

“You don’t even know the course name?” Derek growls after the guy blushes and stutters out an answer, because, Jesus, he thought the university had standards. And it sounds like the course the guy is describing is his. Isn’t it just his lucky day? No breakfast and another student who doesn’t give a shit about the course material. This class is going to be hell – he’s calling it now. (Sequel/companion piece to Hemingway Can Suck It.)

In his 2009 book on Captain America comic books, war photography, and American propaganda, Everett claims: “There is nothing to suggest that either the graphic novels issued during the war or the photographs taken during Rogers’ stay with the Howling Commandos can serve as a basis for a queer reading of Rogers and Barnes’ relationship. But even more importantly, there is nothing to suggest that such a relationship ever existed in the first place, and as such, those queer readings are not only misguided, but also libelous” (197). [from: Lynn E. Anderson, Captain America: Behind the Mask. Steve Rogers and the Contemporary Hero Narrative (New York: Palgrave Macmillan, 2012), p. 242.] In the aftermath of Steve's return to the world of the living and the battle of New York, the academia and the Internet react.

Erik Lehnsherr is a visiting professor at Columbia University, as well as an acclaimed and award winning poet. Charles Xavier is a lead researcher with the Genetics Department who is well on his way to tenure. But what happens when Charles has to cancel a class because half his students abandon him in favour of a mysterious new English Lit professor? Naturally he ends up sitting in in the class, where Professor Lehnsherr mistakes him for a student. It's really too bad Erik has such a strict policy against dating students. It's also too bad Erik doesn't seem to know how to use Google.

Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is running out of time to restore her parents' memories. Hoping a Master's in Medical Anthropology at Oxford will help her unlock exactly how memories can be recreated, she ends up bumping into the last person she expects to see at a muggle university. After finally completing his house arrest, Draco Malfoy wants to understand how he was conditioned to believe in Pure Blood ideals. A Master's in Social Anthropology seems the best way to free himself from his past. Until he runs into the very person who haunts him.

"My parents think we're partners" Derek told Stiles one evening over a late night of grading."I would have said colleagues, but partners works,” was Stiles immediate reply.Derek waited, knowing that Stiles would figure it out."Oh” was Stiles verbose second response. “And you didn't tell them that we … aren’t. Huh."

The first thing [Newton] does when he gets to his office, smarting from the needle and high on endorphins, is email the eccentric mathematician in Cambridge, the other Cambridge a non-creature-infested ocean away, with whom he’d been corresponding for a while and whom his colleagues have begun to call Newt’s Internet Boyfriend. Hermann, Newton types, tell me you’ve crawled out from under your rock for long enough to realize your disdain for monster movies is now scientifically invalid. Please don’t call me that, Gottlieb writes back. I’m already working on it.

Sequel to An Ideal Grace, in which Charles and Erik navigate the complexities of their new relationship while battling external forces that seem determined to keep them apart. Fortunately they have one thing on their side: Love.

It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and a student needs a snake for her defense.

Far from any city, near the Scottish coast, Tadfield College has a celebrated history, an unrivaled academic reputation, and two departments at war. When the Biology and English departments are forced to share a building, Senior Lecturer and botanist Anthony Crowley finds himself drawn into the orbit of the polite but strange English professor, Dr. Aziraphale Fell. As the new term begins, two academics navigate the politics of both their offices and academia, and try to solve the puzzle of one another.

Finally free from my snip thread! Victoria PoV Victoria forgot to finish her book report for Professor Hebert and is in a full blown panic. Thankfully there's someone willing to offer some pointers. One Punch Man alt power Taylor.

They arrive as a pack. (This fic explores Academic Outsiders' POVs of the Jedi Order) 1. Anakin gives his first presentation at an academic conference. Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, and the troopers show up to cheer him on.2. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon encounter a child development researcher shortly after Obi-Wan's time on Melida/Daan.3. An old tailor tracks the fall and revival of the Jedi through their clothing.4. The clones get a perfume made just for them by a couple of troublemaking perfumer students.5. A biochemist attempts to study Grogu.6. Ahsoka teaches a food writer, Luke, and Ezra about Jedi cuisine.7. A scholar of social media experiences the GAR's meme-making machines in real life.8. An researcher studying Mandalorian coverts finds himself in the Armorer's forge.9. An archaeologist discovers a jedi artifact within their own family and tries to determine what to do with it.10. Shmi Skywalker asks some questions before she gives her son to the jedi.11. A cashier's dying mother drives him to join a cult that worships the jedi.

Five hundred years after Daenerys Targaryen retook the throne of her ancestors, the War of the Five Kings is remembered primarily as the prelude to her conquest of Westeros. What happens to living history and its main actors once they have been reduced to schoolbook trivia, obscured by the fog of ages, distilled by scrupulous scholarly analysis? Why, they live on in papers given at academic conferences, of course! Here, a maester in 813 AL discusses what the available knowledge on the so-called Maid of Tarth says about the Westerosi society of canon – and about her own distant-post-canon world.