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Where two halves make a whole… eventually. (Post-STID)

Jeon Jeongguk is the knight guarding Sierthia's crown prince Park Jimin, and well, that just happens to be easier said than done when all prince Jimin wants to do is: firstly, fuck Jeongguk, secondly, run around without letting anyone know beforehand.

Malfoy is like an itch under Harry's skin on an average day. It's even worse when they're trapped in a lift.

Private Jane Shepard has a crush on the cute asari scientist that passes by her post every day. She decides to do something about it.

“Uh.” Harrington’s eyes are darting up to Eddie’s face and back down to his clasped hands, over and over. “So. I was — but it’s not like that, y’know? Because I’m — and I just wanted to —“ “Harrington,” Eddie interrupts, scowling. “Stop wasting my time. Spit it the fuck out.” Harrington glares at him, eyes narrowing. “Fine. Fine.” He pauses, biting his lip, before saying, “Are you gay?” Eddie’s blood runs cold. His brain stalls. “Uh. I don’t think I understand.” Harrington throws his head back in frustration, cursing under his breath at the sky. The movement ruffles his hair, strands curling around his ears as he looks upwards. When he looks back to Eddie, he says, very slowly, “I was hoping you were gay, Munson, so I could give you a blowjob and prove to myself that I’m good at it.” —— Or; the basketball team unanimously votes that Steve would be the worst at giving a blowjob. Steve wants to test the truth of that with the only guy he knows might be down to help - Eddie Munson.

When Skaikru is one step away from extinction, the Commander offers them a way to peace - sacrifice four unmated Alphas in their prime to be mated to four Omegas from the Coalition. The catch? Omegas from the clans are very, VERY different. Companion piece to “Present” by Jude81

Prince Sidon understands Link has feelings for him, but he wants to test if he's actually interested in all of him. Link is a very willing participant, even when it comes to odd Zora anatomy.

Alex calls the stupid advice podcast because he’s bored and out of ideas and he’s been trying his best, but Henry doesn’t seem to be feeling any better. “My friend was seeing this guy for four months, and then just got straight up ghosted. What can I do to support him?” The podcast host - a comedian most of the time - answers, “Oh, you’re gonna have to fuck him.”

Heda’s right hand and greatest General Anya has chosen Raven as her Alpha mate during the Showing ritual, but not every mating goes smoothly and the pair has to deal with their fears. Also some clexa. (and lots of sin) - sequel to Sacrifice

What if Olivia Benson and Rafael Barba met just before they started working together? Barson AU

When Henry Fox met Alexander Claremont-Diaz his life changed forever. When Henry Fox fell in love with Alexander Claremont-Diaz he realised for the first time in his life that home wasn’t a place, but a person. It is not despite this but because of this that Henry bought the brownstone, knowing that one day it would be their home. Although Alexander Claremont-Diaz is his home, there is nothing he wants more in the world than to build a home, and a family together with him—to alternate from two homes side by side and become one. Or The one where Alex and Henry get married and raise a baby girl together.

Alex doesn't care about finding his soulmate. His words are strange, and he rather likes his freedom. Henry wonders if fate will take his tastes into consideration. Neither of them expect to discover the other is their soulmate - and Henry's hidden status as an Omega only complicates matters.

Porsche did a friend a favor and stepped in to cover a shift at a big event. He found himself bartending at a gala, unable to turn down any opportunity to make some cash. Then along came Kinn, heir to the Theerapanyakul family, just looking to enjoy the gala without any assassination attempts—just for once. An AU where Porsche grants Kinn the semblance of normalcy he so yearns for.

What if Floyd had finally reached his breaking point? Taking the first opportunity he gets, Floyd takes matters into his own hands and forcefully turns the twins into trolls, but only has pure intentions towards one of them.