“This will be good for you, Thomas.”“Lady, if you call me Thomas one more time, It’s not going to be good for either of us.” Or: Tommy is 17 when he ends up fostered by Phil, and he really doesn't know what to make of it.

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“This will be good for you, Thomas.” “Lady, if you call me Thomas one more time, It’s not going to be good for either of us.” It was the last conversation Tommy had with his foster mother before the social worker came. She insisted nicknames were childish, but overall she was fine. A bit on the st

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