Keep Your Family Close and Your Enemies Closer

Alternate Universe Somehow, Strays always get what they want.

Does Harry wants to submit to Draco because he's a Veela or does he just have a crush on him? Or is it both?

Imagine person B dying in person A’s arms, but person B’s final request is for person A to sing them a song. Person A proceeds to sing the lyrics in between sobs and chokes and person B gives a little smile before dying.

A collection of smutty NALU one-shots. Genres and AUs vary. Summaries will be given for each story to make things easier. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does. I do not give anyone permission to repost any parts of this story anywhere. Please be respectful.

Lena, Kara and Cat all come out to their respective mothers about their relationship.

”Oh, hyung,” Hongjoong said with a sigh. He brought his fingers up to his mouth, making sure Seonghwa was watching as the alpha sucked the digits into his mouth. “You’re dripping all over my bathroom floor.” — A new family moves into the house next door to Seonghwa. After years of not understanding why his body rejects the idea of sex, everything changes on the day Seonghwa sees Hongjoong for the first time. Perhaps this alpha could be the solution to Seonghwa’s problem…

When Garrus decides to be helpful, Shepard is quite unimpressed. He should also learn to lock his datapad at all times. First chapter is rated T, subsequent chapters will be E.

Tony couldn’t decide if this was more humiliating or frustrating, but either way it was easily the worst thing that had happened all week.

It's a Persephone AU but settled in the wizarding world around 1920. "Oh... Oh you poor thing," Agatha lamented. "You have a dark aura all around you." Newt tried not to pay attention to her words, he convinced himself she wasn't having a real vision, he thought it was the result of the torture, fear and starvation. "You have been... marked, my dear," she coughed. "It's Death's mark."

Taryon Darrington keeps his promise to Pike. Predictably, Tary completely misses the point and complications arise.

Let it never be said Aizen doesn't reward his minions...

The wizarding world has a secret that Draco Malfoy carries without him knowing it. There are some things that for some wizards held more importance than even the eventual defeat of Voldemort.

Hunk always gets the worst missions. But when Keith starts acting strange on their recon mission to find more allies against the Galra Empire, he starts to think maybe this is the worst one of all.

Dean owns a bakery and Castiel loves his pie. This could be such a cute little bakery love story – if it weren’t for the fact that one was a retired hunter and the other one a powerful witch. There’s also the matter of the black little cat Dean finds in front of his bakery one cold and rainy night. Not to forget the crazy witch on the loose, ripping out other witches’ hearts.

The pack doesn't appreciate Stiles and use him for research. Derek is always being to ruff with him and Scott could care less about him. Then Stiles is walking to a pack meeting in the rare November snow and Peter Hale, the other pack outcast stops and offers him a ride...things go from there.

Stiles is a first-class citizen of the Kingdom. He’s held in the highest regard and treated as a precious doll. Stiles thinks he’s a prisoner. He’s watched every waking and sleeping moment of the day to make sure he maintains the proper decorum of an Omega. When he’s gifted to Alpha Lord Hale, he thinks his days of a lonely, lustful Omega are over. But there’s nothing ‘sexy’ about his marriage, not when the sex is observed. It’s a function to further an elite bloodline. It’s a ritual—The Ritual—with privacy sheets and attendants who witness the pathetic joining between an Alpha and his Omega. Stiles is destined to never feel a hard cock in his hand, not even his own. He’ll never have an orgasm and never have that aching emptiness deep within him filled. Or will he? 😉COMPLETE!

Being captured by the enemy was never part of the plan. Yet, here Tom was, trapped in the office of the one man he hated most; Tord, or as he was known by the public, Red Leader.

Jimin will never stop loving him, and he’s reminded of this universal truth at that very moment—but another universal truth, and a sad one at that, is that he can’t. Not anymore. Because they’re not Min Yoongi and Park Jimin anymore. They’re just Min Yoongi, and Park Jimin.

Just a little thing I'm doing. 50 Chapters of reasons for our ladies to have sex.

After Wirt and Greg returned from the Unknown, things were different. Sure, Greg was just as cheerful as usual (ish), but the Unknown had changed them, and had molded Wirt into an puzzle piece that didn't fit outside the Unknown anymore. All he wants to do is forget about all of it and go back to normal. Unfortunately, the Unknown doesn't care.

Yuri Plisetsky knew it was wrong to love a man twelve years his senior. Especially one that was "engaged" to his closest friend-slash-rival. But it really wasn't his fault. He couldn't help it. And he was sick and tired of doing nothing about it. He was a fighter, and he was going to fight.

Nearly everything has been taken from him. His family, his city, his friends. Even his secret identity is gone. Bruce Wayne is pushed up against the wall, and to save what he has left he does the unthinkable. From there? A new world is formed, though to begin construction the old one must be destroyed. From the ashes of the Regime a New Olympus will rise. With Batman the Merciless leading it.

Perhaps Sanzo is good, but he’s certainly not nice, and Hakkai can only imagine what form his dæmon takes. Given his personality, maybe she’s a hedgehog. With shark teeth.

Sherlock’s back from the dead after a year away. John is back in 221B Baker Street after a year on his own. A lot is just how it used to be, but a lot has changed. For example, they’re shagging now. But just shagging, because neither one of them can figure out how to talk about it outside of the bedroom. Majorly inspired by Christina Perri's "Distance" (hence the name), though with the larger scope of the details of a year away, a reunion, and at least three cases. Now with fanmix!

Tav is an asshole and hands Astarion over to Gandrel at the first opportunity. Astarion is dragged back to Baldur's Gate, terrified by the thought that Cazador is just waiting to get his hands on him again. Luckily for him, a certain Cambion seems to be rather interested in his fate. Raphael offers him a pact: protection in exchange for servitude. Of course, the devil has his own plans, even if it's just to spite his father.

Based on the prompt 'I'm pretending to be your BFF because you looked very uncomfortable with that person from the bar hitting on you.' - Or the one where some guy is hitting on Kara in the bar and Lena comes to her rescue.