my body bruises at your touch

Saturday nights in the ER were, from Alex’s humble point of view, the worst. When the rest of the week tended to be incredibly busy still —as emergency rooms always were, Saturday nights brought a whole new level of insanity Alex had yet to get used to. — In which Alex's shift in the ER turns out to be more interesting than previously planned when a certain patient is admitted in quite a... peculiar situation.

"You sold your fucking soul for candy?!" Vox snapped. Of all the idiotic shit he'd heard during his many decades down here, that definitely topped the list. "Yeah, you want some?" You offered sweetly, shaking the container of jelly beans invitingly. He stared at you in utter bewilderment and wondered how the hell had his life gotten so out of control that he was stuck hiding from angels on extermination day in a shitty freezer with a bona fide bimbo?

“She seems nice,” Jonny says after a moment of awkward silence passes between them. “She is nice,” Patrick agrees. With no glass to hold in his hands, he fidgets awkwardly, fingertips rubbing his chapped lips. “You look good, Jonny.” “Thank you,” Jonny says tightly, like it’s not killing him. Like watching Patrick’s big fingers skirt over his lips and jaw and chin isn’t killing him. “You know, I have some pictures of you naked in my old apartment if you think that would refresh your memory.” Patrick’s hands still. “You still jerk off to those?” he asks, voice all chilly indifference that used to make Jonny want to punch him in his goddamn face.

The story of Bai Qian/Mo Yuan. From the renowned novel turned top-rated TV Show "Three Lives, Three Worlds and Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms" It was fate that brought them together first and then tore them away. But if the hearts stay true to each other, their path will cross again. The fateful reunion was finally here.

"Senior Year is the best" they said, "Art class is the easiest!" they said. Peridot was sure whoever said that never had Lapis Lazuli as their art teacher.

Arthur and Merlin are modern day Prince’s of Camelot and Mercia. They stay well out of each others way, as Arthur’s gone off to university in America and Merlin didn’t think much of Arthur except that he was an arrogant man whore which Arthur is. All is shot to hell however when a marriage is arranged between them.

It's the last night of the TMH tour, and Harry and Louis are ready to come out.

A memory about an elixir, baked apples, and a conversation. Or, Link and Zelda both have things they would like to do.

Exactly what it sounds like. There are some people, some times, you have to have the sense to leave alone. And Raymond Reddington's stayed alive by using common sense.

Basically, a teenaged Cecil, during his mysterious internship at Night Vale Community Radio, goes missing, as all interns somehow do. However, he's not transported to some weird fourth dimension or dark void or anything. He's just... transported to a regular town... in Arizona. Like.... that's it. So I guess this is just my excuse to have Cecil, still weird as hell, in a regular, actually normal high school. (Which also has a small science club. With a hot, nerdy-as-hell captain (who's also a senior))

Q is a lot of things, firstly he is a Genius, second he is an Hacker , third he is an Omega. In a world where Omegas are a prestige, reserved only for the most wealthiest families, Q has made the illegal decision to be unmated and to hide.After years of hiding the Omega is tracked down by the government and is ''put up to auction''. Something Q doesn't know is that MI6 is in need for a new Quartermaster, and M wants him for the job.

Friday nights with the pack could mean videogames and pizza. Friday nights with the pack could also mean videogames, pizza and Liam Dunbar as a party favor. Liam loves every second of it.

Sherlock had always been fascinated by bees...

An AU in which Thranduil welcomes the dwarves to Mirkwood in an attempt to mend relations. Kili becomes very uninterested in the political talks when he spies a lovely elven archer smiling at him from across the table. Kili can't help but be drawn to this beautiful creature.

This wasn’t Total Drama. This was, arguably, something worse. “For this summer, instead of another season of Total Drama, we’ll be filming a spin-off. There will be no elimination, no challenges. Just the sixteen of you and some cameras, staying in one of my many private beachfront villas." "...You also have zero contact with the outside world, not even the internet! Just you, your friends, your enemies, your past drama. You’ll be staying the entire summer, and there are no prizes!” ... AKA. The reboot cast being forced to live together in a giant beach mansion. Slice of life, anyone?

When the common room doors slid open Lance almost fainted. Inside the room was Allura, Pidge, Hunk, and Shiro. They were all babies.Lance and Keith are faced with a problem, how to take care of four children, and deal with each other. Its been four years since they first formed Voltron, and Lance was crushing on Keith hard. Seeing Keith take care of children only furthered his feelings. Keith was falling for Lance more and more everyday, and now he is raising kids with him. Pretty much the cutest story ever, Lance and Keith are stuck and have to work together to figure things out, or a story where they have children before the marriage.

After witnessing a group of women practicing pole dancing, Nobara and Yuuji made a bet. Yuuji's honor is on the line, since he claimed he would dance on the pole easily without any actual experience. No one expected the results, not even the present dance instructor. This was the first bet that started the chaos. Or: How Yuuji showed everyone his new-found pole dancing skills only to prove his point.

Kara is worried her strength in the throes of passion may just seriously maim or even kill Alex. Alex, being the world’s foremost expert in Kryptonian physiology, uses her fancy education and scientific experience to help assuage those fears.

Prompt: Written for Bad Fic Idol at Wincon 2013 Kitty Princess Stiles is in heat and needs to find the perfect cock for him. Luckily, he has help.

Herc decides to take Chuck on a camping trip so they can catch up and bond with Mack. A little bit more than family bonding happens.

How deep does Charles go when he sees into someone’s mind? How deep did the coin go when it went into his? Deep enough to break him.Erik has a purpose, a duty. But he can't stop dreaming of Charles. His search for answers can only lead back to the source. But what will he find when he gets there?A tale of two monsters. A tale of redemption. More detailed summary here. (Spoilers)

There are those who get what they want and those who get what they deserve, and in getting what he wants, Naraku unwittingly ensures that he'll get what he deserves. Kagome is going to be sure of that. A Dark!Kagome fic.

Castiel wakes up in a desperate situation. Luckily his friend Dean is there to help him out.