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How To Train Your Malfoy
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How To Train Your Malfoy

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Good manners dictate that, when one’s best friend Apparates onto one’s doorstep holding the unconscious, haggard body of the schoolyard bully and begging for sanctuary, one ought to invite the two of them in for a cup of tea. Harry Potter sometimes wishes he weren’t so polite.
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Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had been friends for nearly 11 years now, and in all that time, he’d been asked by her to keep a secret just three times. Once, when she’d confessed to kissing Luna Lovegood—a really good Frenching—while drunk at an after-work party, having mistaken her hat-made-of
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