I'm bored. Play with me.

When the Goddess of Sex dies, Odin is desperately searching for someone to fit her role. The lust and passion are disappearing from the realms and he needs a suitable replacement. Apparently, Loki is extremely interested. After becoming the God of Sex, Loki hears you praying to him about how you want to lose your virginity. He's curious about you and decides he'd like to your answer your prayers in a bit more personal manner. Loki comes to you, ravishes you, and when neither of you can resist the temptations of one another, you quickly enter into an intimate deal full of pleasure, lust, and your complete submission. *Started as a one shot, now a chaptered fic!*

Arthur C. Clark: "A well-stocked mind is safe from boredom." Well, so is being Carina's roommate on Halloween.

After being outed and ridiculed (by few), Max and Neil's summer camp experience is far from over.

He's married, he has a charming French husband but when he falls into the hands of a handsome loan shark who wants something a little more than just money for repayment. Can Arthur resist his charm?

"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope." (From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence) This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.

“Does it hurt baby?” Taehyung smirked, leaning in and nipping at the bruise gently, causing Jeongguk to curse. “Yes..” Jeongguk pouted slightly as he kept trying to turn his head in comfortable position, but to no avail. “Yes what?” He reached back and tugged slightly on his hair again. “Yes, kitten”

Mj knew this wasn't okay. It wasn't anywhere near what friends were supposed to do. But he can't stop. A work in progress, completed. Read notes.

Eren; a loving puppy full of life and hope. When Erwin gives him to Levi disguised as a birthday present, how is Levi going to cope taking care of a walking disaster?

"you’re a cop here to break up the party but I thought it was a costume and may have made some inappropriate suggestions regarding your handcuffs" AU

Draco sees Ron in the shower and begins to wonder I own nothing from the Harry Potter universe and i make no money from this posting.

Uncle Edgar's dying words change (almost) everything for Charmont. Overwhelmingly.

If watching their friend's sex tape had gone a little differently.

The last place Draco Malfoy thought he'd end up in after the war was Hogwarts, as their 'Eighth Year' Head Boy, working together with none other than the bane of his academic existence, Mudblood Granger. But petty school rivalries and archaic prejudices are hastily buried along with the hatchet when an old, powerful magic is awakened within the school. Of course, what with one third of the Troublesome Trio now in his life, Draco finds himself right in the heart of the danger- except this time he has a scarily powerful witch by his side... and his father will definitely not be hearing anything about it.

Watson looks back on his relationship with Holmes after Reichenbach, recanting what really happened and the truth about his dear friend. This is a cleaned-up re-print of my (still) WIP massive tome.

The fiction that follows Viktor and Yuri as they fight for their dream of competing as a pair, their struggle to keep their secret identity hidden and new dangers appearing. It also follows their daily life and their nightly life. Set directly after 'Dance with the Devil'. /I do not have a planned ending for this yet, since the Demon/Angel universe is so vast. Might be a fic that just keeps on writing itself endlessly. This is literal Vikturi hell, welcome!/

After an accident brings the reader and Rafael Barba together, neither of their worlds will ever be the same.

In King's Landing, Sansa begins to feel an interest towards King Joffrey's dog. Sandor doesn't discourage it.

After the war was over, Princess Zelda decided that you would be married to a foreign ruler despite already being engaged to Prince Sidon of the Zoras.

Klarion the Witch Boy knows he owes a life debt to one Timothy Drake. So, when the opportunity to repay said debt presents itself, he would do anything in his power to save 'The Robin who Succeeded' from the Ripper. Even if it means displacing him in time and space. Now Tim must try to find his way back home without causing any ripples in time and survive life with his Young Master and his horrible family. Time to shed the Wayne upbringing and live up to his Drake potential. His mother would be so proud.

After Lance's experience with Husk, under the influence of the micro-pollen, he needs to find out more. He wants to know what it feels like when he initates it. What it feels like with someone else...

Maybe it's the little girl whose disappearance turned into a murder, and whose murder turned into a cold case, and who has now apparently decided to move in with him. Maybe it's the unacceptable hole left in his life when his dumb best friend and partner in (the prevention of) crime decided to go and get himself killed. Maybe it's his brother, whose high-profile career and fantastic girlfriend and first-child-on-the-way are steadily leaving Dean in the dust. Pick one. Pick all of them. The why doesn't matter so much as the what, and the what is this: Dean is pretty sure he's going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn't started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that's not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there's no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom's old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.

Coming back from a though hunt, you allow yourself to enjoy some alone time in the shower. Problem is… you’re not quite alone…