Strangers When We Meet
!!! WARNING Under the influence of his unexpected hormones and mental compulsions in a mate-or-die situation, Superman likes to jump out of trees and have sex with Brucie. Bruce does not see this as sexual assault as he kind of likes having somebody as focused on him as he is on everything else. Bruce knows about kryptonite but doesn't use it until things start to get emotional. This is sexual assault! You might be triggered or surprised. I'm sorry, but then this story is not for you. Alfred is just an old human with a shotgun full of rock salt (in canon) what is he supposed to do when Superman kidnaps Bruce? He simply tells Bruce he will monitor Gotham for him and tries to make Bruce comfortable.
