oh give these clay feet wings to fly

What was she going to do? Pick "truth" and look like a big old chicken? In her bid to become well liked by all of her new friends Sunset Shimmer has no choice but to accept the dare, and suck off Rainbow Dash right in front of all of them! How will she do? Will her friends enjoy the show? Where will Dash squirt? All these questions and more are answered within!

As Frank tightens his hold, Gerard’s eyes roll back in his head and he breathes in deeply through his nose. That’s… interesting. Gerard swallows as Frank shifts slightly where he’s sitting half in Gerard’s lap and… Okay, wow. Gerard is getting hard.

Clarke has owned Arkadia Floral & Garden Supplies for 3 years when Bellamy Blake, her high school rival, comes back into town following his mother's death and needs Clarke's help to restore his mother's garden to its former glory. But gardening isn't Bellamy's strong suite, and neither is coping with losing another parent. He might need a lot more help than he's willing to admit, but luckily for him, his feisty blonde former rival is there to guide him through some of the most difficult months of his life.

Just another magic reveal story. Arthur and Merlin are out riding on a lark when suddenly, Arthur's horse trips... Featuring a cheeky Gaius, a snarky Merlin, and Arthur painting himself into a corner.

She died saving the world, saving her friends and family, her home. But, it was not a peaceful end. A hero is saved but heroes are not meant to fade away. Anansi gives her a second chance to live, to ascend. He sends her to a world not unlike her own and with a chance at true happiness. "This universe is and is not hers. Its different. Its the same. But then again, she was different, too." This world needs a hero to give it hope. Fortunately, Penelope Parker, Spider-Woman, is more than willing to take up the mantle once again.

Derek and Stiles are announcing the name of their baby. Cora has a bit of a surprise up her sleeve, something Derek thought he'd never see again and never have the chance to pass on to his son.

"Lucifer could still remember the first time he’d seen Adam. Vividly. It was one of those memories that never quite seemed to fade. That tilted its head up in defiance at the cruel hand of time and stood its ground, refusing to be dulled by something so trivial as eternity. He had been beautiful." or An AU where Adam and Lucifer knew one another a bit more intimately during their time in Eden (and what comes after).

(Or, Katsuki Bakugou and What Not to Write Home to Mom.) Harry Potter AU for Kacchako Week 2017! Special appearances by Kacchan's mom and Ochako's dad. Tiny Tsuyu/Kirishima.

Captain Kirk will protect each and every person under his command in any way he can. When the Enterprise gets boarded, everyone gets to witness just how far he is willing to go.

When John agrees to be best man for Harry's wedding, he has no idea how much he's getting into. For starters, the tall drink of water playing on stage with the band is going to be the death of him.

When the alarm sounded, Tendo Choi was sitting at a table in the mess hall, going though maintenance reports for the Jaegers stationed at the Hong Kong Shatterdome. Tendo had just transferred from Lima, and before that Anchorage a month earlier, and there was already more work on his plate than he had anticipated. What happens when Jaegers fall, and someone is there to listen.

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Susan’s latest big news story rubs Oliver the wrong way. (anonymous prompt)

Who needs words when all you need to know is tattooed into your flesh, on display for others to see?

For Hobbit Kink Meme “After arriving at Beorn’s, one of Gandalf's spells goes awry and Bilbo and Thorin get de-aged into wee!children who do not retain their adult memories. Bilbo is a sweet, adventurous (if not a bit shy around all these dwarves) little thing and Thorin is still a stubborn little block of dwarf. Except he's got a giant puppy crush on Bilbo and gets red in the face and adorably flustered whenever the wee!hobbit approaches him.” Wee!Bagginshield fluff and crack.

Peter has not wanted a lot in his sex life (really only asked for one thing) but he's never been able to find any one to satisfy it. Now he has

"You've got to be freaking kidding me." Dean said as he stared into the mirror at his reflection. "What the hell, Sam?" He spat in a too high voice that was undoubtedly not his as he turned angrily to look at his brother. Sam was looking at him uncomfortably, biting his lip as if he wasn't sure whether to laugh or be worried. "Dude, I don't know." He said shaking his head, "one minute you're fine, just unconscious, and by the time I got us back here, you...just...you were...that." Sam said, waving his hand in a manner that was supposed to make everything make sense.

Send me pairing and number and I'll do my best to write you a drabble

Donald Pierce is a good man to you, a good husband and a good father to your daughter, no matter how much he doubts it. [playlist, that I haven't ordered and there may be doubles of songs: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8nGAxy0iL1vSBNgZAZtfMrtvxcFknEt3 ]

Ash teams up with the Winchester Brothers to clean some Deadites out of an abandoned chapel in the woods. There is trust and cooperation all around and the entire operation goes smoothly. Hah, just kidding.

Tony Stark's born an omega in a world where that means he's supposed to follow certain social rules. He becomes Iron Man anyway: Fuck biology. If only his biology (and the world) would quit fucking him back. Note: This is a multi-pairing fic; this world works very differently; not all pairings will be tagged until work is complete. Read with caution.Rot13.com to decode spoiler: Obgu Fgrir naq Gbal unir frk jvgu bguref orsber trggvat gbtrgure. Gbal naq Fgrir unir ybgf bs frk, whfg gur gjb bs gurz, naq n qrrc ebznagvp eryngvbafuvc, ohg svany cnvevat vf Gbal Fgnex/Fgrir Ebtref/Bevtvany punenpgre, sbe pbzcyrk ernfbaf. Born from the Earth is currently on hiatus while I finish some life stuff. It will return February 2018. I have about 17 chapters written, but they need editing before posting.

Not every wound can be healed with love, but it's a good place to start.

"We got nothing to be ashamed of." Caught banging in the cooler scene from 2x8 rewritten.

Vax always had that something, that inner wild side, that occasional 'fuck it' attitude he couldn't shake. It got him into deep shit, but really, he wouldn't have it any other way. Shitting around with Grog was always entertaining.

The "Witch Finder" Aredian ignored Gaius´ attempt to save Merlin from interrogation by taking the blame for the "magic bracelet". And Merlin is dragged away to Aredian´s chambers for a very hard interrogation. Merlin´s friends try to save him.

"She was a breath of fresh air in his life, appearing out of nowhere and blowing away all the dust, leaving the content exposed." A story describing the one adventure the Doctor has never had before. Starting with Nine/Rose, but will be mainly Ten/Rose.

There is only one way to save Harry: Hermione must become a mother.