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Random assortment of MDZS ficlets in response to a request for prompts for alternate headcanons for characters still ongoing
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“I don’t know why we put up with you,” Jiang Cheng said, rolling his eyes so exaggeratedly that anyone could tell he didn’t mean what he was saying. “You’re just so - useless!” “You don’t have a choice,” Nie Huaisang declared, and reached over to dramatically cling to Wei Wuxian’s arm while the lat
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