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“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts. “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket. Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

The clandestine project's goal is to bring back raptors but also make them docile and fit for human companionship. The unanticipated side effects? They're incredibly horny, attracted to humans, and clever enough to stage an escape. You can probably expect what happens next, even if it takes the scientists by surprise. Written for a user on FA; ideas and characters are theirs. Multi-chapter fic; note that actual dinosaur sex isn't expected to begin until the second chapter! First is establishing the world and characters.

There was a sharp and bitter edge crept into the words, a reminder that not all was well: that Thor still had a brother, but not a friend.

It’s no state secret that Class 1A is super protective AND uber possessive over their sole pack omega so the other students better think twice before making any overly-friendly greetings at one Midoriya Izuku. But what is not always so apparent is that the packmates can also get possessive over him with each other. A collection of short one-shots about silly sometimes absurd antics of Class 1A pack when they’re competing for their omega’s attention. “Deku. Strip. Right now”, Katsuki growls one morning. “Ha? B-But I’m making breakfast right now, Kacchan..!”

“I never wanted to create a monster!” James yelled, scratchy and hoarse, wide-eyes focused on the pale man in front of him. His hands were shaking as he reeled over the grave mistake he’d made. “Monster is a relative term, Dr. Potter. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.” A wry smile crept onto his face, “That is the reality you have created.” “You didn’t ask for reality, Tom.” He swallowed harshly as he closed his eyes, “You asked for more teeth.” In which Regulus and Sirius Black take a trip to visit their parents’ new investment: Jurassic World. It’s supposed to be a weekend of business, pleasure, and research, but their vacation takes a deadly turn when the most viscous and intelligently engineered dinosaur on the island breaks out. Now, it's up to a raptor trainer, a scientist, a tour guide, and the pair of brothers to save themselves and the others from an all-out, prehistoric assault; along with the other sinister secrets the owner of the park is hiding. We do not own any of the rights to the Jurassic World or Harry Potter franchises.

Izuku was told he had a quirk, but the problem was that it had a specific requirement that nobody knew. He was forced to live his life like a quirkless freak that nobody cared about. Until one day. He bought a property.

Claire Dearing has successfully run Jurassic World for seven years without a major incident. Trust Owen Grady to fuck that up. (Or, three months prior to the Indominus Event, Vic Hoskins makes a bad decision, Owen Grady goes missing, and four six-foot, three hundred pound murder lizards escape into Claire's park. She can hear Alan Grant shouting, "I told you so!" from Montana.)

Owen knew he was screwed. No, he knew he was about to screw things up. There was no way he wasn't going to screw things up. Thunder was booming again, before heavy rain started pouring down like there was no tomorrow. Owen cursed and laid his head back against the wall behind him. He was trapped in the middle of a forest in the northern area of Isla Nublar. There were an I-Rex and Velociraptors on the loose. And an injured, nearly in heat, omega was sitting beside him. To make matters worse, the omega was only a teenager and Claire Dearing's nephew - Zach Mitchell. Owen felt his alpha side roar at the light, sweet scent coming from the boy beside him. It took all his might to keep from moving closer to the poor kid. Owen tried to reason with himself, no, with his alpha instincts, that Zach was injured, barely conscious, and he was just a kid. Like those Velociraptors, his alpha instincts snapped its jaw at him and protested.

Darcy thinks she's just going on vacation to Costa Rica. She should know that things involving Tony Stark are seldom so simple. She ends up with a raptor squad, and everyone plays a really crappy game of hide and seek.

The dursleys won a trip for a cruise, but to their dismay, Harry has to come along. Dudley, in a fit of brattiness, throws Harry overboard, where he lands in a lost and very dangerous world. Will Harry survive Isla Sorna?

Owen Grady had to be the first human ever to associate velociraptors with feeling safe, he thought. The one thing he knew for sure was that Blue would never hurt him, any more than he could hurt her. He tried to imagine his beautiful fiery Blue, locked up again inside her tiny paddock, and found that he could not... In the aftermath of the Jurassic World disaster, Owen Grady returns to the resort, alone, to rescue Blue. ACU are coming to clean up, and this time they will not use non-lethals. But Owen soon realizes that everything changed the night the Indominus Rex escaped. His raptors are more intelligent than anyone suspected, and Blue is starting to understand the world around her. Her intelligence changes everything for Owen ... But velociraptors are valuable property – and InGen has other plans for Blue and her species ... Complete!

Imagine, if you will, a world created by an uncontrollably horny overgoddess. Imagine she filled that world with all the creatures, cultures, and perils we have come to expect from a fantasy world but the overwhelming majority of life is equipped with breasts of unfathomable size and a body built to fuck. Imagine if this goddess unleashed a handful of mortal men into this world with a sliver of her divine lust and the tools needed to express it. Finally, imagine if one of those men wrote a book, a guide to fucking every monster the world has to offer. That man is Bardson Everdale, and this is that book.

Humans have fun with many Dinosaurs.

This work was inspired by Gracie’s original “Kissing Booth” series. A huge credit to Gracie for this brilliant idea of a comic strip that was supposed to be a one off. And kudos to all of you who supported her and turned it into a super chaotic series.

The anomaly doesn't go where it's supposed to.

In a world where DNA has overtaken the atom as the weapon of choice, Tony Stark has decided there is no future for him as a manufacturer of weaponised life-forms. Instead he decides to use biotechnology to amaze and educate the masses. Thus, Jurassic Stark – an amusement park with a difference. Instead of twee rides and tame animals he will wow the public with real-life dinosaurs. What can possibly go wrong? Well, Steve Rogers could name one or two things. If the storm that trapped his tour in the middle of the park hadn’t been bad enough, it turns out that you really don’t want to make Dr. Banner angry (unless you like T. Rex that is). Oh yeah, and the Velociraptor keeper, who goes by the unusual name of Loki, seems to be both able to communicate with the raptors and intent on taking over the park. Frankly, Stark is a dick who doesn’t think his plans through. Will the team learn to pull together? Can they defeat Loki and his sinister raptor army? How many hours can the author spend researching dinosaur behaviour instead of writing? If you want the answers to all these questions and more – or if you’ve ever wanted Steve to kick a Velociraptor in the head – then this is the fic for you.

The world contains many wonders: A Captain of a Celestial Starship and his troublesome subordinates. A reclusive cartographer living alone in the jungle with a robot. Two reckless Bounty Hunters under a curse. A group of animals that can't seem to stay animals. An unrequited love, a secret and a lie... All that and a mythical starship said to hold all the world's secrets!