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In the dog house

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This is how the "No pick-up lines in bed" rule begins.Kara and Lena are in bed having sex...and Kara delivers a pick-up line with really bad timing. - Last piece to this series! (?) -
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They are lying in bed, the covers tangled up, Lena’s hair is a mess and Kara’s isn’t really looking much better. The blonde is curled up against Lena’s side as the brunette tries to find her breath after a pretty intense orgasm from the hero’s fingers. When she finally opens her eyes again she is f
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