My Bloody Valentine

Hermione doesn't feel ready to start dating again after being hurt in the past. Draco, however, thinks she is. With some meddling on his part, he manages to hook Hermione up with his father, Lucius. Will all end well for them?

Skywarp finds Thundercracker's collection of personal erotica.

"The Toymaker" it's a "what if?" alternative universe of Arcane - LoL series. This first act will retell the final events of the third episode of season 1 to set the beginning of this alternative story path: What if Powder was adopted by Viktor instead and Vi wasn't arrested?

Tony is definitely sapiosexual. It takes Bruce a while to notice.

It had seemed like a perfectly reasonable idea. But now, staring at the hideously gaudy ring glittering on Brienne's finger, Jaime knew for certain that he had fucked up.

Davey has never been asked out on a date, Jack plans to fix that.

Dipper's been a little sleep deprived lately. It's nothing new, of course, and he plans on powering through his day anyway like the gold star lab assistant that he is. What a champ! His Grunkle's Automated All Purpose Computer, CIPHER, has other ideas, and a plan.... Written for #43 from the 100 Sexual Themes List.

IIIIIIIIIIIt's NSFW RoadRat Week!

It wasn’t until Sam was seventeen that Dean saw a problem in the way the world treated Omegas. By that point, Sam knew all too well the horrors inflicted upon members of his sex. When his only viable chance at freedom falls through, Sam finds himself trapped and enslaved, his hatred of the world growing with each passing day. Fortunately for Sam, there are others out there who would love to see the human race burn. Rescued from slavery by Azazel and his followers, Sam eagerly takes to his new role as their leader, their general-in-training, their Boy King. Nothing will quench his thirst for revenge or subdue his ire, not until the rubble of Heaven and Earth collapses into Hell. It's too bad that Dean and his pesky angel friend Castiel seem determined to come between Sam and his vengeance. //Discontinued

Queer technology giant Anthony J. Crowley is just about ready to throw in the towel after relationship after relationship has failed, but there's a new barista at the company coffee shop and he's cute and sweet and Crowley's never been able to resist blond hair and blue eyes. The tabloids will have a field day, they always do, but his assistant is getting married and a temp is needed. A temp who really isn't very good at making complicated coffees, has past experience in reception, and absolutely no idea that the latest complicated coffee order came from the owner himself. Aziraphale only knows that he's handsome, patient, and was the first person who told him he was doing well. How could he refuse the temp position? Or, he soon discovers, more.

When Sam is taken captive on what should have been a routine exploratory mission, her team is desperate to get her back. After her rescue, Jack believes he's the best person to help her recover. Rated for violence.

"I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed." --Ed Sheeran When Eren wakes up in a hospital after the worst beating of his life, he isn't sure what to do. Prostitutes aren't accepted by society, and he doesn't expect to be treated as well as he is. Levi Rivaille, his nurse, is different. He breaks down the walls Eren tried so hard to build after his mother's death. Can he get to Eren's true self, or is it too late to turn the boy around? (Part-way through writing this fanfiction, I became really uncomfortable with Eren and Levi's canon age difference, and this story just kind of fell flat for me... I'm really sorry to everybody who enjoyed it, but I can't continue it right now. Maybe in the future... Again, sorry for the inconvenience ;; ) PLEASE READ THE TAGS SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO. I TAG THE TRIGGERS FOR A REASON.

Alternate ending to 2x08 when Magnus hears Clary calling Alec's name from the balcony.

Noctis has survived his ascension and Insomnia is rebuilding, but an important question lingers: Who will the new King marry?

Drunken toilet sex, no condoms. If someone had told Jackson that the werewolf thing came with that bit of extra he would have taken care (maybe).

Harry really fucking hates Louis. Louis really fucking hates Harry, kinda. Two boys from two separate Mafia’s are forced to meet somewhere in the middle. Louis is burdened with a child and Harry is burdened with Louis.

Harry, in his Animagus form, finds himself getting tickled by his dear Potions professor. He discovers some very strange and disturbing things about himself…and another person.

Louis Tomlinson made the biggest mistake of his life; he trusted his management, Modest. He thought his decision would help the band. But what happens when that decision might end up doing the exact opposite? Even worst, break his best mate Harry's heart?

Harry just saved the world—again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition.

Sherlock’s back from the dead after a year away. John is back in 221B Baker Street after a year on his own. A lot is just how it used to be, but a lot has changed. For example, they’re shagging now. But just shagging, because neither one of them can figure out how to talk about it outside of the bedroom. Majorly inspired by Christina Perri's "Distance" (hence the name), though with the larger scope of the details of a year away, a reunion, and at least three cases. Now with fanmix!

Satoru Gojo is the worst kind of teenager—the kind who has never been told "no" before. Toji Fushiguro is not a good man. He's a murderer with a gambling addiction who fucks omegas to get a free babysitter for a kid he never sees. When he gets a job offer as a "bodyguard" to the most powerful sorcerer in the world, he knows the offer is too good for trash like him. What he doesn't know is why the overpowered omega is insistent on ruining his life for him.

Zayn somehow managed to influence his mate, Harry to try Mary Jane (Marijuana)

AU. Prompt. A story about a school nerd trying to get by in life hiding his relationship with the school's bad boy. He thinks he can handle it but the bumps in the road are hard, especially when he realizes he's going to be getting one soon. Scared and brokenhearted, he has to find a way to live without the only relationship he has ever been in; the one where he gave everything away and got something in return. With a handful of people trying to help him in his sticky situation, he doesn't realize he only really needs that one blue eyed boy with the crinkly smile.And when he does, his stomach kicks, and boy is he scared.--Marcel is the school's nerd who gets mpregnated by the school's bad boy Zayn Malik, who ends up not wanting to be part of it. Along the way, many people come into his life, including a cute boy named Louis who makes his stomach flutter, his hands sweat, and his situation so much harder..

When she first met Sherlock Holmes, Sarah hadn’t been impressed at all by his arrogance and disregard for the needs or even rights of others. No, she likes him much better the way he is now, naked and kneeling at her feet with his cock in a cage and head bowed. The shame and desire evident on his face excites her almost as much as the sight of John on the bed, watching them avidly as he strokes his prick.

Fifth in a series. Sequel to Observations--*** Elrond was determined to find out what his sons were keeping from him and if he had to resort so something as undignified as crawling and hiding behind a bush, then so be it.

Park Jimin has another maknae in his life and Jeon Jungkook is completely losing it.

Tina juts her chin playfully, expertly weaving around a stalled pedestrian without breaking her stride. “And what kind of ‘contact’ would that entail, Mr. Scamander?” There’s a playful challenge in her eyes and tone but he doesn’t rise to the bait; instead, he looks thoughtful as he glances around.

Xigbar loves teasing the members of Organization XIII, but when he finds the newest member after a battle against a Heartless, the teasing turns into something more.