jokes

It's October, the time of monsters and sexy costumes so i decided to write a few monster fucker fics. Spoiler alert: I'm still going to be writing this after October. I AM NOT taking requests at the moment. If you make a request it WILL be IGNORED

You're from the Horrortale universe. A universe where everyone has suffered-including your favourite skeleton brothers. You were 18 when you fell to the underground-a lot has changed in the four years you've been there. Somehow, along the way, you'd convinced the butcher himself to not slice you into mince meat, and even moved in with them at some point. Nowadays, you spend your time struggling to survive WITH the skeletons, rather than against them (thank god).Though things are about to take a drastic turn. You thought one pair of skeletons was strange enough- try 8 for size.

“Is no one gonna bring it up?” Erica demanded, practically bouncing out of her seat in Boyd's lap. “Bring what up?” Derek murmured, taking a gulp of his soda. “The fact that you smell like a whore house whenever Stiles is around.” Derek promptly choked.

This is a list of rules created by Winston, because common sense is apparently quite uncommon between overwatch agents. Updates every sunday.Comment your own rules and they might show up in the next chapter.

Nicky is accused of cheating on Joe and Joe thinks that person is an idiot.

Hokage he was. Not so many people could say that they had fulfilled their childhood dream. Life or whatever it was, made it so most people did not become whom they wanted to. He knew his twelve-year-old self would cheer loudly. He had never went back on his word. That was still his ninja way, after so many years... Naruto knew about fulfilling dreams. You either live to regret not making them come true or realize that you only had a very superficial idea of what you wanted for yourself... This is the story of how a legend was born.

The missing smut from My Vile Voice. This is all smut.For those of you who haven't read MVV, go do that!