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Note to Self

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texting marauders Wolfstar dorlene jily flirting Angst slowburn complete
[fuck jkr, all my homies hate jkr] modern muggle texting au (with a fair bit of prose!) in which james and sirius are roommates, peter and remus were randomly assigned, and the gang gets into all sorts of trouble and chaos in all the ways they know how mainly wolfstar but of course jily, dorlene, and maybe some others are included!rated mature for lots of swearing and crude jokes/sexual references *nothing explicit tho!* (this summary doesnt give it justice i swear; lots of chapters but they’re all very short and read fast, if that’s daunting)*edit: this includes some heavy angst. the characters aren’t nice to each other 24/7. they make mistakes. they forgive each other. they’re young and they’re human. it’s mostly happy but just be aware because it’s surprised some people i suppose
2024/12/11 16:20 Update
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[future dilfs] 12:09pm husband one: JAMES husband one: J husband one: A husband one: M husband one: E husband one: S husband two: dude what?!?!?!?! husband one: we should get a…. husband two: go on husband one: PUPPY husband two: wait husband two: WAITTTT husband two: THATS SUCH A GOOD
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