Unity Pairing and Bed Sharing

This is a tumblr prompt which tagged @imagineclintcoulson... Boss: Know why I called you in here?Me: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pick?Boss: [stops pouring 2 glasses of wine] Accidentally?

Instead of being put off, Harry had laughed and agreed they could trial a friends-with-benefits type of relationship. Which they had. It had gone well, so well that their fuck buddies' arrangement had been the longest relationship of Tony’s life, lasting from when they met in ‘07 until ‘09. Until about three months before Afghanistan when Tony fucked it all up. Or the one where Tony is reunited with Harry, who he’s loved for at least three years but never told.

Maybe it's the little girl whose disappearance turned into a murder, and whose murder turned into a cold case, and who has now apparently decided to move in with him. Maybe it's the unacceptable hole left in his life when his dumb best friend and partner in (the prevention of) crime decided to go and get himself killed. Maybe it's his brother, whose high-profile career and fantastic girlfriend and first-child-on-the-way are steadily leaving Dean in the dust. Pick one. Pick all of them. The why doesn't matter so much as the what, and the what is this: Dean is pretty sure he's going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn't started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that's not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there's no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom's old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.

Clarke gets a new phone and texts Raven, though as she hadn't backed up her numbers she reaches someone else. or For Day 3 of ClexaWeek2017.

Thomas returns from America to find Jimmy healthy, happy and ready to try something stupid. Inspired by their conversation in S4 E7Warnings for heavy S4 spoilers and Slash

Klarion the Witch Boy knows he owes a life debt to one Timothy Drake. So, when the opportunity to repay said debt presents itself, he would do anything in his power to save 'The Robin who Succeeded' from the Ripper. Even if it means displacing him in time and space. Now Tim must try to find his way back home without causing any ripples in time and survive life with his Young Master and his horrible family. Time to shed the Wayne upbringing and live up to his Drake potential. His mother would be so proud.

Severus Snape enchanted his potions notebook to ensnare his soul mate, over twenty years later it worked, but not the person he expected.

Kaneki couldn't help but stare as the sun filtered through the window illuminating Hide's face and shrouding him in a soft glow that looked like a halo. That's when he knew, he was in love.

The war rages on, and Naoya, as always, sits in front of a computer screen.

When the girls showed Eva who William was during the Slo’ Mo’ scene, they weren't expecting a new kid, heavily pregnant to snap at them.

During the chaos of the SS Anne sinking, Ash is separated and washes up on a strange island filled with Pokémon from all over the world. As he attempts to survive on this strange island, he finds his body changing and the relationship between him and his Pokémon growing more intimate, as well as forming new bonds with the strange and incredible Pokémon of the island.

When Isak and Even go on a ski trip to Switzerland with their squad, they meet another LGBT couple. They don’t get competitive. At all. Maybe a little bit. Or: E!Online Poll AU + henrik’s extra ass

Prince decides that he wants to use some bad pick-up lines on the unsuspecting Anxiety. However, what he doesn't realize is that the other has a few up his sleeve as well. (Basically just pointless fluff)

An SGA version of Beauty and the Beast, full of the magic of science. McKay/Sheppard slash.

Peter likes chains, especially on Neal.

Arthur is the golden boy. The son of Uther who owns about everything. He does everything to please his father, even marry a woman he does not love. Merlin is a marriage counsellor with a special gift. But he has dark secrets of his own he has to come to terms with.

Hobbs needed closure and the peace of mind it would offer. Dom needed a jolt, or possibly a personal loss, to loosen him from his complacent indifference. Surely it was time for their paths to meet again. Surely it was time for a new chapter. What would this chapter bring?

Dean's been teasing Sam, and Sam just can't wait anymore! (Sam is 17)

Sometimes all it takes is a single moment of bravery, or stupidity, to change everything. Derek Hale should know. Because Stiles Stilinski - spastic, abrasive, blindingly loyal, asshole Stiles Stilinski - has both of those characteristics in spades. He just wished, for the world's (and maybe his heart's sake), that the stupid kid would try and limit the amount of damage done every once in a while. But then, he wouldn't be Stiles, would he? He wouldn't be the man he loved.

Quiet and Ocelot have a lot of interests in common, but nobody else on Mother Base gives their relationship a second thought. Maybe they should have.

The Varia are desperate enough to hide their Sky away, at least until Xanxus heals from the Zero Point. Kisuke isn’t one for charity cases but Mammon is an old acquaintance and he isn’t inclined to deny Ichigo when the young man makes his decisions.For his part, Xanxus is both pissed off at the world and reluctantly intrigued. There aren’t many people out there who can defeat him without breaking a sweat. Injured or not.

Homura is somewhat touched in the head.