No More Deli Cheese

A proposal is made. Sexy times ensue.

A Very AU where there was no Fluke, and the Chases never lost their money, so Cordy went with Xander on his 50 State Road Trip

basically louis and harry fucking

"She was a breath of fresh air in his life, appearing out of nowhere and blowing away all the dust, leaving the content exposed." A story describing the one adventure the Doctor has never had before. Starting with Nine/Rose, but will be mainly Ten/Rose.

Aubrey loves Halloween and she wants to make sure that everybody is having a good time at the Bellas Bash - until she feels that maybe she is having too much fun. (No copyright infringement intended.)

Satoru emerges from the water, now on the other side of the onsen and directly in front of Suguru. His white hair flattened with dripping locks hanging around his face as he looks up at Suguru from the water. He floats forward, moves to sit to Suguru’s left, so much closer than Suguru was mentally prepared for. Suguru cannot think about anything other than the fact that they are both naked, silently both thanking and cursing the haze of the water which obscures anything that could otherwise be seen. Satoru’s hand begins to trail up Suguru’s left arm that is perched on the backrest he sits against. Suguru stares at the hand as it glides up, up, up, cups his bicep then rubs circles around his shoulder. “What are you doing,” Suguru whispers, can’t stop himself. Satoru isn’t deterred, stares intently at where his hand meets Suguru’s skin. “You’re so tense, Suguru,” Satoru whispers back, leaning into Suguru as his hand starts to massage his trapezius muscle, “relax for me."

It happened when Stiles was six years old. He was playing in the sandbox with Scott, just goofing around and shuffling while their mothers talked. Claudia’s head was already shiny and she insisted on covering it with some prettily patterned scarf. It was summer and the sun shone and it was such a ridiculously movie-esque day that there were even birds singing and everything felt sluggish and slow and just breathable. Stiles was getting bored. If he had to describe it as anything, it would be not a jolt of electricity, but more of a natural pull or the quiet magnetism of two sides belonging together. He turned his head and strained his neck, but there were too many people and he was unable to find the source of it. His timer appeared the next morning.

Cat has an idea to improve sex between her and Kara when Lena isn't around to help with Kara's sensory issues.

Distantly Charles was aware of Brundle talking about odds on screen, that no one that young had ever won before and how strange it was that no one from District 2 had volunteered in his place. A departure from tradition indeed. Charles knew better though. Knew how Max was raised and knew that it was to be a Victor, that if no one from District 2 had volunteered it meant that Max was already the best The Academy had to offer. He only hoped it would be enough. Or: The one where Max is a Victor, Charles is a Tribute, and they might have fallen in love years ago.

“I haven’t done this in a while,” he says softly. “The last time- every time in fact- I was, well, I think the technical term is “off my tits,” on drugs.” Sherlock. Molly. First time. 'Nuff said.

A rejection of closure is what this is - a stubborn desire to remain an ambiguous entity rather than be a certain end. (Alternatively, Doyoung is the pull to Taeyong's push) last updated: 03/18/17

Steve discovers electronic messaging, much to Tony's dismay.

Oliver has to deal with an emergency without Thea. Another secret. BMDD

It had been a shitty week. Well, not really. But in Patrick's mind it had been.

"alphavenger: stiles and derek taking a walk in the middle of the night during the summer, warm raindrops soaking them wet and stiles kissing them off derek’s face, derek pulling him close and licking into his mouth, both of them starting to grind against each other before slipping into the jeep and fucking each other so hard neither of them can form a word for a solid 15 minutes afterwards *u*" Goda's the worst, guys.

Desperate for touch, sex, and an heir to take her throne one day, the formidable Queen Lena wishes upon a shooting star for a counter to the terrible curse put upon her years beforehand, only for that star to fall to Earth and be something she never expected.

“Shh,” the intruder cooed in his ear. The man rubbed his jaw along the side of Dean’s face, almost like a caress. Dean breathed hard through his nose as he listened to the rumble of the impala fading away. His father was gone. Sammy was missing. And Dean was clearly outmatched. If he could just reach his colt-

Obi-Wan Kenobi has had enough, he wants a break. He takes it. This is the start of the end.

Even Snape can be bad at keeping secrets sometimes...

“Suck it”Jeongguk stared at the man before him. “What?”“Suck the gun”“I can’t-““Suck the gun or your brain will be sucking the bullet” Jeongguk gets kidnapped by the biggest mafia in the country. If he wants to survive, he might as well do whatever he's told, whether he likes it or not.

“Gendry, the electricity isn’t working so I can’t-” she stopped halfway through her comment/demand/complaint to take in the girl in Gendry’s bed before turning back to him, her face screwed in annoyance. “Really? Couldn’t wait to lose your virginity on a weekend? It’s Wednesday, for fuck sake. Wednesday.”--Or, the Shameless AU nobody asked for with Robert Baratheon and all his bastards.

Spock has just graduated with highest honors from the Vulcan Science Academy when Nero destroys his planet. Lucky to escape with his life, he is bound for Earth on a rescue ship where he meets a strange fellow traveler: an elder version of himself. Disturbed by his counterpart's experiences in his own timeline, Spock vows never to follow the desires of his human half. But when a man named Jim Kirk comes into Spock's life, he's faced with a struggle to find the balance between Vulcan and human.

"unknow:it’s going to sound creepy anyway but i think i got your dog?by mistake?not my mistake, tho" ornever trust late night singers with cute dogs russian translation available!

Join me on an erotic adventure as we see what might happen if Utena’s moral fabric was just a little less pure, and if her magic was a little more lustful. It is time for Succubus!Utena to ascend to greatness and collect herself a harem of Magical girls both good and evil. No futa untill chapter 14

"Sam can remember exactly how the three of them became what they are now." Sam has always felt the need to submit, but when it had started to threaten his resolve against saying yes he'd known he was playing a dangerous game. Only Castiel had saved him leading into something Sam had never thought possible. Oneshot BDSM slash. Castiel/Sam leading into Castiel/Sam/Dean.

Jean’s the resident dork at a local highschool and one particularly bad day, he stumbles across a dead body. A dead body whose ghost follows Jean home.

When Dazai is denied his early morning cuddles, he gets jealous.