Fenced In

[on hiatus, be back soon!] "So you've literally never had an orgasm?" Lesso asks finally, astonished, and no, Clarissa was wrong: the silence was definitely better. "Holy shit." or Clarissa has never explored the whole intimacy thing, and Lesso is a very good teacher.

Compilation of oneshot extra stories and prompts for Paper Flowers for the God of Gods, a FlowerGod!XieLian AU. Latest story: Extra 4: SincerityPrompt: Ghost City POV, Yin Yu POV Hua Cheng created Ghost City to be the antithesis of Heaven.And if Heaven stood for selfishness, pride, arrogance, and reputation above all else,Then Ghost City stood for sincerity. Or: I tried writing a haha funny Ghost City POV and it somehow turned into a HC character analysis with Yin Yu loving hours my brain hurts send help

Jotaro tries his hand at parenting. It doesn't go as badly as he expects.

The one where Louis' a little 13-year-old cutie who asks 15-year-old Harry for help (because I like the thought of Louis being younger than Harry and there's not enough of that.)

When a work conflict prevents Athena from accompanying Bobby to Minnesota for the ten year anniversary of his family dying, Buck and May offer to go instead. Over the course of the trip, they all learn more about each other, and Bobby faces his grief.

Louis and William Tomlinson are male omega twins, a rare occurrence in their world. It's even rarer to see twins so different from one another. Louis is the sweet, submissive twin who likes to wear dresses and heels and embraces soulmates to the fullest. Will on the other hand, gets tattoos and likes to drink, party and get high. Unlike his brother, who can't wait to find his soulmate, he despise the mark on his hip that links him to his soulmate. He'd be lucky to go his whole life without meeting them. But luck must favor Louis over William. Harry Styles is the biggest pop star on the scene and the alpha that the media feeds off. Harry's only salvation at not being seen as the manwhore his management makes him out to be is to find his soulmates. He's the only known alpha to have more than one soulmate and he's thankful for that. The more people to love and cherish, the better for his caring, protective alpha nature. But when he finds his omegas, they are definitely not what he's expecting but in the best way possible. However, winning them both over might be harder than he thought. Or, the one where Louis wants Harry and Harry wants Louis and Will and Will just wants to be his own person.

First fic for Nygmobblepot Week, Prompt: 'Future Riddler/Penguin' Years after his fateful confrontation with Oswald at the docks, Edward flees from the scene of his latest daring robbery, Batman hot on his heels, to the only place of safety nearby: The Iceberg Lounge. He has a gift and (he hopes) something much more intimate for his long time frenemy Oswald...

You could probably just text him and ask. Like, hey bro wanna come help your favorite Little out? And he’d probably just reply with one of those ‘:o)’ smiley faces he does and then be there in five fucking minutes.

Fili always knew what was in front of him, and where his life would lead, until one day when his entire world was turned upside down. It really isn't set to rights until Thorin shows him an old heirloom, which really may just cause more problems. But that's alright, because Kili is there for him, except when Kili is the one causing the problems.

Clark tried really hard to throw the flowers out all morning, he really did, but then he could hear his mother's voice in his head telling him not to be ungrateful for a gift and that they were probably really expensive and Mr Wayne had obviously gone to some effort for him, and so they stayed on the corner of his desk all day as a mark of shame for Lois to giggle at. Clark just wants to write a story about Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne has other ideas.

All the times Ian and Mickey had been caught making out by the Gallaghers.

"Betty’s blue eyes move rapidly over his face, watching his lips spew words that shift the ground beneath her like a black hole. The surety he has in his assumptions make her furious, and she’s suddenly glaring at him with pursed lips." [bughead]

Of course Lee would try to befriend a ninja who'd nearly killed him once; that was practically his modus operandi. The strange thing was that Gaara had not responded to the offer the way Neji had, by ignoring it - and Lee - the best he could. (Which was not well, but at least he made the attempt.) No, Gaara seemed to almost... enjoy Lee's presence. At least, that was how Neji interpreted Gaara's neutral attitude towards Lee, a ninja who did not inspire neutrality.

“Thorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror”, announced Balin. “May I present to you, Miss Belladonna Baggins.” He paused a moment for effect. “Your wife.” In an Erebor that never saw the wrath of Smaug, after the death of Thror, rule falls to Thrain, who, determined to not allow his mountain to suffer in the same way it did under Thror's rule, arranges a marriage contract between a chosen gentlehobbit of the Shire and Thorin, to be activated upon his death, in hopes of creating an Erebor less reliant on monetary wealth for surivival. Thus, a grieving Thorin is thrown into a marriage with a woman he has never met. Full of resentment, he can never hope to love this Hobbit who knows nothing of their customs. Billa Baggins, inheritor of a marriage contract, is hardly thrilled either. A late present for Shivi, who had a terrible nightmare some time ago, to make her feel better :)

Someone takes a liberty with Felicity and Oliver is anything but pleased.

The Doctor and River go clothes shopping...

Fic cliche go-go-go! Sex pollen has its way with our trio.

All relevant data suggest the odds are against Spock and Kirk, but even a promising young Vulcan scientist can see that there are immeasurable forces at work here. A series of moments that test the hypothesis, set between the final chapter and the epilogue of Objective Data. Now translated into Chinese by monicael Now translated into French: by Emily Bright

The last coda to 12x09 “First Blood” Sam and Dean return to the bunker, after Billie is killed and all Dean wants, is to shower and sleep. The thing is, Sam isn't doing so well and he hasn't been doing well, for a long time now. All the time they spend apart, locked up in those cells has taken its toll on them both. But it has affected Sam in more ways than one could possibly imagine, and Dean has to act fast, if he wants to have a chance to get his brother back...

Sherlock handed Rosie her bee, acknowledged John’s inability to work the pram without comment and, again, together they managed to get everything settled for a day out. They’d always been a well-oiled machine and he guessed parenting had just become another thing they were on the same page with, alongside crime-fighting and puzzle-solving.

Bucky turned it over and over in his head that Steve had never been with a girl. It had honestly just never occurred to him, because it was Steve and Bucky thought Steve was just about the greatest guy in town. Everyone else should have thought that too.

In which Lance sees strange dreams about people and places he has never seen, Shiro is missing and travelling through universes isn't as enjoyable as sci fi made it look. Something alike to reincarnation AU where Lance was an altean prince once and now past tentatively reminds him of itself.

Law gave Luffy a strained smile, “... Well, this is not going how I planned it.”Luffy gave a small scoff, though his touch remained as gentle as his expression, “Your plans never work Torao, you should know that by now.”

AU. It’s the 1990’s and Maria Stark decides that it’s time for her son to have a break from New York society (before Howard and Obi lock the poor boy away in labs and board-rooms forever) and so she drags him (all but kicking and screaming) back to her home land of Italy. Frustrated that his summer vacation plans have been thoroughly ruined, the twenty one year old resigns himself to his mother’s whims but this tiny village (with only one phone-line between them) just isn’t his scene. Therefore, giving himself a quest to collect and take photos of the weirdest creatures he can find (to impress his Brucie-bear), the young inventor sets off with his camera down the dusty old paths on a glorious Sunday morning. When he comes across a winding path twisting down from the cliff based town to an untouched, deserted beach then of course he was going to ignore the ancient, wood-carved sign forbidding people from entering; with the nosey locals safely tucked away in church and his mom sipping cocktails by their villa’s pool there isn’t anyone to stop him... But there is someone watching from the waves...

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Though probably not that desperate.

Dean Winchester knew how to be hungry. Hunger came in stages, and he learned how to handle them well. He knew that when it was time to eat, you eat everything in front of you, because you never know when you're going to get another mouthful. Weechesters verse.

The Ship fics from my 1000 Followers Special.