Asshole Cat Syndrome

“Hide that,” he says, forcing the words out past every instinct. “As well as you can, all right? Before morning.” Steve stares at him blankly, like he needs a moment to work this out, then swallows once, sharply. "What's your name?" he asks at last—asks as he stands there with the pelt in his hands. And oh, he thinks suddenly, what is his name? He can’t speak it, not with this mouth, he can’t sing it into the air like he can in the ocean. He just shakes his head; like his nakedness, it’s something he can't explain. Steve nods, just nods, his eye swelling shut and blood drying on his shirt collar, and says "we’ll figure it out." (An AU where Bucky is a young selkie who is accidentally called to Steve and ends up staying around to help this poor, wretched kid not die.)

As if life wasn't interesting enough with the trials, Dean realizes he's pregnant, with Benny's baby. This is, of course, after he sent Benny back to purgatory to get Sam. Dean tries to navigate his pregnancy while also dealing post second trial Sam's health issues and a crazy prophet, Kevin, taking refuge in the bunker, all while trying to maintain his non-familial relationship with his brother and his sanity.

Voldemort discovers an unexpected aspect of Harry's scar and decides to take advantage of it.Warnings: Slash, Voldemort/Harry, graphic description of rape, suicidal thoughts, language, general violence.

Taeyong despises reading and yet he now knows every John Green novel by heart.

The slide from “the LT and the Iceman” towards “Nate and Brad” is slow. Their identities are blurred by a hundred different small interactions that mean very little on their own, outside of a larger context. One thing is clear; some of it was Ray’s fault. We are assured of this.

Five times a girl tells Oliver she loves him. Four times he runs away and the one time he doesn't

Jaime doesn't wait around to keep the Iron Throne warm for Robert. Instead, he goes to check on the remaining members of the royal family. And he pays the price.

Peter is officially an adult. Which means he's allowed to do whatever he wants. That includes existing online under his real name. Poor Tony is about to find out how his PR team feels like when they have to deal with him.

Levi's parents aren't the biggest fans of Erwin.

What if Shinichi hadn't been found by the police directly after shrinking? What if he hadn't made it to Agasa's, and therefore, not been taken in by the Mouri's? What if his injuries were more realistic? Follow the plot in the DC manga and some of MK from this new perspective. I've also taken the liberty of modernizing the setting. Discontinued.

This time tomorrow he will be back ‘home’, checking Kate's bag for charms that will kill the coven they're being sent to review. For now, Derek takes a deep breath, and buries his face in the crook of Stiles' neck.

Jongin understands. Sehun values his existence.

Winter comes early, that first year. Ice is just frozen water.

Tony can't sleep, and when he does, he has nightmares. Loki tries to make it better.

Sometimes Victor thinks he’s learned each of Yuuri’s faces, each color and shade. But Yuuri keeps surprising him. Yuuri’s multifaceted existence, as experienced by Victor.

Nothing put the pep in Peeta’s step like the news he got that morning. Rumor had it that Sheriff Cray busted Gale Hawthorne and Madge Undersee up at The Point the night before, and all the housewives who gossiped with his mother during the bakery’s morning rush were quick with details...

Seven-year-old Otabek knew two things - he wasn't really related to a dragon, and he was never going to fall in love. Things like that belonged only in fairy tales.

After an encounter or two, Alec isn't entirely sure where he stands with Magnus. Magnus, on the other hand, has a very clear idea on where things might go next...

Massage (noun) - The rubbing and kneading of muscles and joints of the body with the hands, especially to relieve tension or pain.

Makoto finally confesses and Haru couldn't be happier, especially now that Makoto has gained a boost of confidence from letting his feelings known. However, other people notice and become even more drawn to Makoto, causing Haru to worry that Makoto will eventually tire of him and go for someone a bit more deserving of someone as wonderful as Makoto is.

Hogwarts AU. No one in school believed White Walkers exist, that they are just and old leyend, but they are coming [In which I couldn't come up with a title]

Jeon Jungkook aka The Joker has never had the need to save someone before, but with Taehyung imprisoned in Belle Reve Penitentiary, he will do whatever is necessary to get him back. The Clown Prince of Gotham has always executed the perfect plans, but this must be his most thought out, strategic plan of all time. Or With the most powerful criminals locked up, the government creates a Task Force to use their abilities and skills to their advantage when they receive a threat too high for their control.

A compilation of Sanvers minifics; smutty, fluffy and everything in between.Feel free to comment what you'd like to read next!

Hannibal likes taking Newt out for big dinners. Newt is initially not too pleased with the results, but he's changing his mind.

Sequel to “Wild Child.” Anakin and Harry have gotten married and Harry’s training to be a Jedi, all during a war. The Force is growing darker, threatening the balance. The two Chosen Ones lead the way to a brighter future.

“Fuck, Derek.” Stiles sinks down onto the steps, putting his head in his hands and staring down at the wood. “My head hurts. I think I was mad at you, but I can’t remember why. A twin. You have a twin brother. Wow.” Basically, I just really wanted a twin fic. And I blame this

The Winchesters told him not to go alone, and Castiel has cause to regret not listening.