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Bertie Wooster and his man Jeeves have developed a close and loving relationship. Sometimes they invite others in to share their enjoyment.Will continue as long as Bertie can bear it; I invite you to work out which actors that I have crushes on I'm mentally casting as each of the guests.These are not the Fry and Laurie versions of the characters, but if you would enjoy imagining them that way despite the differences in description, I give you my blessing. I do draw somewhat on the TV series canon as well as on the original stories (the song 'Forty-Seven Ginger-Headed Sailors' has its rights).

'I don’t want to die here, I don’t want to die here' he repeated to himself, over and over again until the words had lost their meaning and felt large and obtrusive in his mouth. “How old are you, boy?” Captain Styles asked, plainly. Louis hadn’t been expecting that, no, he’d been expecting the Captain to demand a case from Louis. “Eighteen, sir” Louis replied, following Zayn’s guideline as to how to address the Captain. At the very least Louis might be treated to a kinder death than the boy before Zayn if he addressed him properly. The Captain squinted, “You don’t look it, boy, I don’t appreciate liars. Now why don’t we try that again, shall we?” he offered nicely, obviously taking pity on Louis. He was showing mercy to Louis, a trait he had heard the Captain was not exactly famous for. The dread began to crawl up Louis’s throat and he feared it might just rise out of him. His took a deep breath before daring to open his mouth again, forcing the feeling back into his stomach. “Going on seventeen, Captain” Louis said again, quieter now. Or the one where Louis is trying to start a new life as a pirate. Harry just so happens to be a most notorious pirate of the time. It's 1680.

The Apocalypse doesn't stop for birthdays. More or less. Ichabod/Abbie friendship.

Stiles was kicked out of his pack that he helped create. Stiles was betrayed by his best friend. Stiles went to New Orleans to learn about his mother and his aunts life. Stiles is one of the most Powerful witches of all time. Derek and Scott miss Stiles in Beacon Hills, they only kicked him out for his own good. Please Read I worked really hard on this! I love it when people read my stories, makes me want to keep writing them!

I was charged with ensuring that the Alpha’s children survived and I would not fail my Alpha, not in this.

you lost your father at a very young age, your mom and you never had a good relationship. you're an inexperienced innocent girl who's gonna learn a lot of things about sex with your mom's new boyfriend. Their dynamic can be weird for some people, please read the tags! Thanks! note: i'm editing this fic cause ik it has a lot of mistakes im sorry english isn't my first language :)

It’s like your own twisted game that only the two of you play.

“Sherlock,” John tried again, his hand cupping the nape of Sherlock’s neck. “You’re scaring me.”

A supernatural high school AU including sabriel and destielGabriel Novak and Dean Winchester are both 17 and their younger brothers, Sam Winchester and Castiel Novak are both 14 and are just 4 normal students at a high school. Mainly fluff and happiness! Enjoy ^^

The Little Red Riding Hood went to the forest to visit her ill granny. She took some cake and lemonade in a basket. But when she arrived at the cottage and came into granny's bedroom, she met a wolf that had waiting to eat her. But, wait a minute... WHAT?

A butterfly flaps its wings and the universe is changed forever. What would change about the story of Harry Potter if Harry was trans? This is my attempt at a rewrite of CoS where Harry is a trans girl, more changes to canon will follow but I wouldn't want to spoil those. The plot will follow canon for the most part but the details is where canon divergence comes into it. Fair warning: I tagged this as a pre-relationship for a reason. They're endgame, but not while they're 12. The relationship will be a slow burn, just in case that's not your cup of tea. Also, some content will be triggering, this will be included in the tags for the fic when they pop up and will be mentioned in the authors notes of the chapters the appear in

Makoto confesses to Haruka the day before leaving for university and wonders why on earth he hadn't done it sooner. Nothing but smut, I'm afraid, not an ounce of plot.

Jongin understands. Sehun values his existence.

A gathering of mostly unrelated oneshots to get us through this hiatus.

Keith was the same as ever in training, in sparring - his violet eyes narrowed in concern when he was able to throw Shiro and pin him to the mat; he had one palm on Shiro's heaving chest and weirdly that touch sent electric tremors down Shiro's spine. "You all right?" he asked, and Shiro's chest heaved. No, he wasn't.

Clara Oswald is a successful physician with a heavy past. She spends most of her time buried in work as a distraction, from her pain. This changes when she meets John Smith, a popular photographer, on her operating table who begins to shed rays of sunshine through her dark days. But, what happens when past monsters re-emerge and threaten to destroy her second chance at happiness?

Five things the Guardians learned from each other.

Sherlock's mother invites him over every Christmas. Usually, he screws the ridiculous, Ivory coloured invite up and throws it behind the sofa, and proceeds to sulk for at least the next 48 Hours. This year, something made him hesitate.

Jason Todd x Reader one-shot

Carina Deluca thought she had a good relationship until she is literally swept off her feet by another woman in a freak accident. Now, she sees the blonde woman everywhere she goes, even her dreams. What does it mean? Or An alternative story about how Carina and Maya meet, with Carina being the chaser.

liam doesn't believe in ghosts, but harry is nice to him anyway. (a casper AU, sort of)

AU where Hannibal is an FBI profiler troubled by his own potential for violence and Will is a psychiatrist and serial killer. When Hannibal doesn’t answer, Will says, “This must be an awful shock to you.” His voice is slurred. At first, Hannibal had attributed it to large gash he'd left in Will’s left cheek, but he realizes now that Will is tremendously drunk. “No,” Hannibal says, slowly, as the pieces begin to slide into place for him. “In retrospect, it’s not that surprising at all.”

Harry has always enjoyed going to the beach in the summer, but he's never been much good at volleyball.It doesn't get much better when a new boy decides to join in.

Dean has been having the same dream every night for a week, and Sam pays it no mind until something goes wrong during a hunt. Castiel attempts to perform a spell, but gets sucked into Dean's subconscious instead.

“Yeah, but you’re entirely predictable. I mean, you’re a rich boy who’s good at sports and climbs the social ladder like it’s nothing. No way you like nerd stuff. You’re destined to be a douchebag, Harrington. The Munson Doctrine never lies.” As he speaks, Eddie can see Steve’s frown get deeper and his eyes get darker until he turns his head away and takes a shaky drag of the joint. He lets it out, still shaky, and seems to be gathering himself. Eddie is starting to brace for a punch or kick or something violent when Steve says, “You’re just as bad, then.” “What?” Steve takes another drag, his shoulders relaxing, and he looks at Eddie. “You’re no better, Munson. As much as you’d like to think otherwise, you’re also predictable. I mean, you’re a guy who feels like an outcast so he embraces the role and doesn’t bother to think he could ever be wrong about someone he’s never actually talked to before. Seems like you’re destined to be a douchebag, too.” For the first time in a long time, Eddie is speechless.