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It’s like a beginning of a bad joke, the kind that people laugh at but nobody finds funny. Bruce Wayne goes to a bar to find out if the rumors about a new smuggler operating from the place are true and ends up getting drunk with Joker. It has to be a joke. or Bruce tries to date Joker and keep him from finding out he's Batman at the same time. Revised on 24.06.2023

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Mommy's Little Girl

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You enter the wild and wacky world of Harley Quinn and Joker, all of your sexual desires are answered, all of the puns you could ever ask for, all of the fun and games: all of the smiles!

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Homesick

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Homesick; experiencing a longing for one's home during a period of absence from it. Peter told Strange to erase him from everyone’s memory, but the world would forget his existence as well. As a last resort to keep Peter safe, he is sent to another world. One that made sure you always looked behind your shoulder. A place so gloomy it stole any joy that could ever exist. A place filled with other heroes. Gotham. And unfortunately for the city of Gloom and Doom, Peter was ready to have some fun to chase away any angsty thoughts. (Updated 1-2 times a month but the chapters will be decently long 🙂👍)

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Fall DCU Prompt Fills!

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Ficlets from tumblr prompts for the months of September, October, & November!

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Homecoming

“Your son’s grave. It’s been disturbed.”In which people actually notice when Jason breaks out of his grave, and Bruce finds him before Talia does.

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Summer DCU Prompt Fills!

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All the prompt fills for this summer (May, June, July, & August) that I've posted over on tumblr. Warnings and pairings will be added as they appear.Each prompt fill will be labeled with the pairing in the title, so it's easy to skip around!

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A Phantom's Way

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Danny Fenton has been doing the Hero gig for a little over two years now and things have been getting both better and worse. He is friends and partners with Valerie/Red Huntress, he is no longer friends with Sam and Tucker. Many of his Ghost enemies are now his friends and now there only few trouble makers that he and Red Huntress have to take care of, the GIW and his parents are more determined than ever to catch Danny's alter-ego, Phantom, and make him their lab rats.And now the whole world is being invaded by aliens. Well, he got to meet more famous superheroes and helped formed the Justice league....Wait, what?

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Hollow

Bruce has never been comfortable with his status as an Omega, and while in his daylight life he has worked to have it overlooked, his night time adventures as Batman have forced him into extreme measures to make sure it goes undetected. But sometimes even the most thought out plans backfire- and as luck would have it, Bruce's hard work would fall apart in fornt of the one man who could never know exactly what he was.

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【P5】[Mob main] Bewitching entanglement

Opening plot alteration; the development after JOKER's arrest and subsequent transfer to the interrogation room in the Impression Space

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His Love is Viral

He's found out who Batman is- and Bruce isn't sure how. All he's sure of is that he's staring at the Joker's hips in broad daylight, on his personal phone- wondering how he's going to survive this harassment.

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A Cave Spider

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Spider-Man was aware of a lot; smells, what hid in the dark, how babies were made, etc. He was not aware of how he ended up hanging upside down from a broken lamp post in a city he had never heard of. Previously titled The Itsy-Bitsy Spider-Man (Bat?)

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the heat that drives the light

"Jason had been pretty catatonic after he emerged from the ground and Tim helped him, only nodding and pretty much letting Tim make all the calls though Tim was pretty unnerved at being in charge but to be honest, Tim would also only nod or shake his head if he had remained voiceless after screaming for anyone to help him or dig him out of his grave." On Tim Drake's visit to Jason's grave, he finds something. Tim finds Jason first after he comes back to life AU.

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Home alone in Gotham city

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You are home alone in your very first apartment.Perhaps you shouldn't have, Gotham is full of dangerous and horny people. . . The series features your hot an steamy adventures withGotham's most wanted and dangerous. . . Will they love you? Or try to kill you? *** UPDATES RANDOMLY ***

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Black Alley

When Marinette finds out who her real dad is, her life changes forever... for better or worse.

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Atrophy

Bruce Wayne is out of options- leaving the Joker in Arkham simply ensures that the man will escape, and hit his city harder with each new visit. Out of desperation, he does the only thing he can think of- chooses to face the clown not as Batman, but simply Bruce, in an attempt to rehabilitate him into society. But the project turns even more dangerous when Bruce finds his obsession with the clown transcends his role as Batman- and when the clown returns to the interest.

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My Sister

The ending of MassEffect 3, Tali to the rescue.

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Questions

Batman is unable to take Robin to his first day of school, and no one else is available but Joker. With Robin and Joker alone in a car, Robin decides to ask Joker some "interesting" questions about his Batdad.

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Bruce Wayne just wanted to get through one Charity Event.Joker just wanted money and a show.Now it seems as though the Joker has found a brand new toy to play with in his off time and Bruce couldn't be more annoyed by this turn of events.

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The Man Under the Mask

Bruce decides to finally show Joker his true identity.

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The Game of Art

When the Joker gets bored and needs to break in a bed, he calls on the woman that he has been stalking for a little while. Perhaps "calls on" is the wrong phrase, surely.

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The Oncoming Storm

Shepard must face the consequences of his actions in choosing to destroy the Alpha Relay, but he knows it’s a waste of time as the Reapers are coming and a galaxy wide war will follow.

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