Let's make a party of two

Sometimes young love doesn't work out the way that you would hope. Indulgent young McHanzo separating and meeting again when they're older. I just spent 60 years writing this, so that's all the summary I can manage.

Fifth in a series. Sequel to Observations--*** Elrond was determined to find out what his sons were keeping from him and if he had to resort so something as undignified as crawling and hiding behind a bush, then so be it.

After Kara discovers Mon-El’s big secret, she has finally started thinking about their toxic relationship in a new light and question how much he truly respects her. To get some clarity, Kara goes to Lena. Unfortunately, talking to Lena creates significantly more confusion. There is a miscommunication (to say the least) and Lena misunderstands who is dating who.

“Uh,” Yuuri starts, throat suddenly dry. He has to clear it four times before he’s actually able to speak. “Not to step out of line, but, uh. Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic last night, right?” Saying the words are so hard Yuuri chokes on the end of his sentence. Viktor hums in agreement. “Yes, exac -- wait, accidentally?”

Nick's really not allowed to bring work to bed.

Yuuri Katsuki has never really seen another guy's dick. He's seen them in porn, but he doesn't count that, because guys in porn always have weird dick sizes. And he keeps his eyes to himself when other dudes go nude in the Onsen, like any respectable member of society should. So, he never really thinks anything about his own one. It works fine, it looks okay as far as dicks go, and it's not really tiny. So he doesn't think about it. Victor Nikiforov has seen quite a few peoples dicks. Not as many people have seen his, though. Victor's own dick is good enough, he supposes. It works. It fits in his own hand well enough. However, when Victor finds himself faced with Yuuri's dick, a small problem arises.

In which there are hard lessons to be learned, and perhaps also forgotten. (i.e. Loki slowly begins to adapt to his new life, and all the surprises it brings with it, whilst also coming to terms with certain aspects of his past.) I've chosen not to warn for a number of reasons, see the summary of Part One if you want to know more. But again: You read at your own risk.

Rick and Morty find themselves trapped in a dimension similar to their world. Unable to escape, they go to the nearest shelter, only to find themselves face to face with the entire Pines family. They are allowed to stay until the portal gun is fixed, but the question remains: How will they fare with the Pines?

AU version of season 2. When Keith and Shiro were thrown from the wormhole, they crashed by the Blade of Marmora headquarters and were captured. When the Blade reveal the secret of Keith's heritage, Keith must decide if he can trust these people... and if he can trust himself.

“Truth be told,” he pauses, stares at each of his students for one wistful moment, “I never wanted to be a teacher.” he smirks, watches his student’s eyebrows raise and knows he’s got their full attention now, “I never did, swear to god.” A smirk takes over his features, “But I always wanted to fuck a student into the hard, cold wooden desks in a class room.” OR the teacher/student AU, in which Louis not only is a teacher, he's also a big ass pervert. Who's got a dirty mouth... and Harry happens to have a perky little and so so inviting buttock.

Clint Barton, professional trainwreck, encounters Barnes, terrifying baker of mystery cupcakes and stealer of trailmix.Or, How Bucky Barnes Nearly Ruined His Tough-Guy Rep.

Asami finds himself in the middle of what seems like a nightmare, but which feels all too real.

The sheriff has been putting it off, he's rescheduled and cancelled and done just about everything he can to avoid it, but in the end he walks into that room with his head held high. It's not the first time he's done this, he knows the drill. Therapist number 8 will tell him the same as the rest, Stiles needs to spend more time with his father, more physical affection, more emotional bonding - he knows that'll boil down to being a fishing trip they never take while the therapist alters Stiles' meds in the meantime. He knows because he's done this already. Of course Derek Hale was never in his son's life before.

Hinata puts her foot down right before she is meant to walk down the aisle.Now what?"The best revenge is for me to do something that makes me happy. That’s the last thing any of them would want.”

Three weeks after he and Steve have their date to talk, Tony knows things aren't working out. He just doesn't love Steve the way he loves Phil and Clint. And that's okay, because it turns out that Steve feels the same way. Only... Tony wishes he could tell Phil and Clint about his decision. But he can't. Because they've been away on a SHIELD mission for over a month, and now SHIELD says they're missing.

Unfortunately, I own none of it.

In a back room at the Paris Peace Accords in 1973, Charles gets tasered instead of Raven, and it changes everything. (On Tumblr here.)

In which Thor has been sleeping with many random girls to try and get Loki out of his head....or so he thinks. Thorki.

Written for a prompt on the Kink Meme. Enjolras has sensitive nipples. There's a little R/Jehan background stuff, but it's not central.

Tony knew that Monday would have come around eventually. He also knew that he was going to have to do something about the inevitable teasing from Ty's jock friends. Tony also knew that he was going to have to go for the throat. Like father like son. (please read past installments of this series.)

It might have been the hospital chemicals talking, but Iruka was certain if he squinted really hard and tilted his head slightly to the left he could see the romance.

Hibari isn't weak. He doesn't have a weakness, except for Tsuna that is. And, well...maybe one other thing.

"I think it would be a good idea if we slept together," Cassian blurts suddenly. "Okay," Bodhi says like this is a completely normal conversation to be having. Cassian opens his mouth to say something else but stops mid-sentence and mid-gesture. "Okay…?" "Okay." Basically these two beautiful dorks have a lot of trouble sleeping and think it would be better if they do it together.

Natsu has been dating Lucy for two years, but what happens when someone gets a bit too close to Natsu and hand him a love letter? One-shot, and Oc

Katsuki could barely believe this was happening. Izuku, the pretty omega he had known his entire life, whom he had gone from friends, to bully, to rivals, and back to friends with, was here in his arms. He couldn’t believe that this perfectly imperfect man, the one he had been pining for for as long as he could remember, had made a nest in his bed; had asked Bakugou Katsuki to stay with him during his heat, and was clinging to the muscular blond like his life depended on it. There was no chance of him leaving now. He had a needy omega to please.

And here Tony though nothing else could surprise him.....hum WRONG! ***Do not read this if you haven't gone though the two first part, you're gonna be so lost if you don't .*****

Set during 1x04 , had Mary and Francis given into their desire by the lake.