The Welcome Party

In which Changmin accidentally encourages certain EXO fanboys to pursue their respective TVXQ sunbaes.

Post-Thor, Avengers and the dark world. You were Loki's pet when he was in prison after trying to conquer the Earth. Now, he's king, and has forgotten you. Or has he...?

Castiel and Dean go out to the bar, and the way Dean looks at the bartender makes Cas wonder... what if he had chosen a female vessel? The question he dares to ask is one that changes everything between him and his hunter, forever.

This is basically just tooth rotting fluff. It's the start and the beginning of a relationship between these two dorks. It's a bunch of snapshots of their early relationship. It's fluffy and it's cute and it's a lot of words because I couldn't stop writing it, but enjoy?

The anger in Kara’s eyes clue her in to who just walked into the diner before she turns around.Lex Luthor.Lex fucking Luthor just walked into the diner. or The Luthors return, but Lena has a whole protection squad on her side.

Hermione realizes Harry is a horcrux in the Forest of Dean. Harry decides to mock Voldemort about it, and somehow things get better for everyone from there.*******************A valentine's day story written for CloverWoodss who wanted a fic of Voldemort sending Harry a dick pic.

“Gendry, the electricity isn’t working so I can’t-” she stopped halfway through her comment/demand/complaint to take in the girl in Gendry’s bed before turning back to him, her face screwed in annoyance. “Really? Couldn’t wait to lose your virginity on a weekend? It’s Wednesday, for fuck sake. Wednesday.”--Or, the Shameless AU nobody asked for with Robert Baratheon and all his bastards.

After graduating from Beacon Academy, Ruby Rose quickly became the heroine she always wanted to be, successfully protecting the people of Remnant from the creatures of Grimm wherever they arose. But while this life is certainly fulfilling in her opinion, it can also be awfully stressful. So to relax and have some fun in between missions, she occasionally visits her super bestie (with benefits) Weiss. And of course, the white-haired hung futanari is always happy to have her around... for various reasons, although one likely stands out. Unfortunately, ever since Weiss took over the SDC, she has been an incredibly busy woman. So when Ruby wants to pay her a surprise visit, she has a hard time getting a hold of her bestie. Thankfully, Willow and Winter are around to keep the Huntress company on her little vacation while the heiress takes care of her business. However, the two elder Schnees are also somewhat to blame for Ruby and Weiss having trouble meeting.

“What’s different?” “The way you look at him.” Jonas said to him, a guarded look in his eyes that spoke of concern. “It's like you're staring at the sun. Watching and taking it all in until it stings your eyes, but you bear through the pain, because it’s worth the prickling feeling afterwards that makes it real.” Sometimes Isak forgot how much of a poet his friend could actually be. Well, shit. Ballet AU or In this story, Isak and Even are ballet students, who collide while preparing for a play. It’s odd and exhilarating, and does not make sense to their yearning bodies and vulnerable hearts, until it does. But Even is in a steady relationship and Isak has no place for love his life, so there is always that.

Written for the anonymous prompt: "weecest ~ dean letting sam finger him for the first time ~ dean 19/sam 15 if possible?"

You've been faking orgasms your entire life. And yes, you even faked during that night in the forest with Astarion. After a couple bottles of wine, the truth comes out and Astarion wants to rectify the situation.

Arthur's sick but refuses to admit it. Merlin's worried but refuses to show it.

"We’re looking for him.” John pointed up the stairs to the portrait hanging proudly against the wall. It was blackened and torn in places, but two faces, one of a pretty woman and one of a dark haired boy remained unmarred, staring blankly out into the night. The boy’s eyebrows knitted together. “A royal?” Lestrade huffed. “The lost duke, yes. Haven’t you heard of him?”

Chris knows it's cliché to think of his life as divided into Before and After. Before Marcus and After Marcus. But. He also recognises why it's become cliche. Because it's true; everything is divided into Before and After.

Sirius Black's life... it wasn't always an easy life... or a hard life... It was just Sirius' life. Sirius' life from birth until James and Lily's deaths. A Prequel to the Burn!Verse.

In this NTR doujin-style romp, Pyra from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 gets lured into an alley and absolutely wrecked by BBC while Rex jerks off and shoves a dildo in his ass as he thoroughly enjoys the idea of his personal blade and soulmate becoming a baby sack for horny ruffians. Did our short, same-line-repeating-ad-nauseum hero imagine it, or did it really happen? You decide!

After Katsuki tells his parents he and Izuku are together, the hag insists on hosting a Bakugou-Midoriya family dinner over winter break. Katsuki just wants to get it over with and go back to UA, where his overbearing mother isn't watching and criticizing his every move. If it weren't for he and Izuku sneaking into each other's rooms every night, Katsuki probably wouldn't be able to handle it. They've gotten away with it so far, but their luck's about to run out.

Because of that one rebellious, drunken night, Jaebum and Mark decided to punish you silently by ignoring you and not being affectionate towards you and you are about to burst a nut if this continues.

Ellis Fahrengart buys a spirit crystal containing a pornographic films, and manages to get the rest of Team Scarlet to sleepover to watch it. Unwittingly, she serves them an aphrodisiac that came with the film. As such, the entirety of the team ends up having sex. Updated with a revised version!

They're going to kill both him and his baby girl, but all Stiles can do is pray that Peter gets to them first. He does...but he can't save them all.

He's not the only possessive one.

Lexa Woods is a PI with a tragic past. Clarke is a lounge singer whose best friend, ace reporter Raven Reyes, has disappeared while investigating a shadowy organisation involved with kidnapped scientists, mobsters and a mysterious object that might be creating its own reality. Together, Clarke and Lexa will find themselves caught up in a strange journey through the dangerous underground world of the Weather Men. Who are they - and what is The Flame?

When Henry organises an evening of group sex, he never expects to meet a gorgeous man he wants to marry and have children with. Or, a meet-cute at a sex club.

"Call it a fit of..." Michael said, when Trevor had agreed with a cocksure laugh, "loneliness, I guess. Whatever." It was more than that, though; it was a longing for something they’d had before. The circumstances would never be the same, but maybe they'd find that common ground in new territory, new surroundings.

It's the ones closest to you that can hurt you the most. One version of what might happen once Daryl finds out about Rick's decision in Indifference. Written for the USS Caryl Music Lyric Drabble/Fanart Challenge.

Stephen tried to give Christine a date she would remember. She would remember it all right with the constant emergency calls for Stephen to save the world, not to mention the presence of the cloak. No, she was not jealous of the cloak that certainly had seen more actions than her.( Aka an answer to a prompt about whether Stephen would eat weird food with tentacles on a date.)

Kara basically crushes on Lena immediately and a flirtatious game starts between the two CEO's.