Of Nifflers and Nargles

Post-series!fic. Makoto is still not sure of what’s going on between Rin and Haru. He only knows it’s awkward and full of yelling - and maybe Haru mistook Rin for a pool at some point. (originally posted on tumblr)

5 times a League member heard Batman use slang + 1 time they knew where the fuck he got it from. (*note, I tried to filter most of the AAVE out to not be disrespectful, it's been pointed out to me that I have not been successful on that front, my apologies, please be aware of that when reading!)

Lance was always sure of who he was. Paladin. Hero. Boyfriend. And most important: Human.But when the most important thing about him turns out to be very different than he thought, he worries about how everyone else will be affected. It's a good thing he's got Shiro as his boyfriend to help him through the discovery.

Loki loves to see Thor in lingerie. Lust coils tight in Loki's belly, sharp and raw, an almost overwhelming need to fuck, to bury himself so deep inside his brother's body that no one will be able to carve him out again.

John and Sherlock wake up in bed together for the first time, but something comes between them. A smutty, fluffy little section to wind up the Off-Kilter series (I think.)

Their first time is nothing like Dean expects.

“You okay? You’ve been out of it all day,” Dick says, clearly concerned. “Oh, uh, yeah, it’s all good. Just… adjusting.” “To what? Did something happen?” Duke shrugs, scooping up another forkful of pasta to shove in his mouth. “Yeah, I… this is going to sound kind of stupid, but I think I’m in love with my husband.” Tim, taking an ill-timed drink, chokes and spits out his Zesti. Dick springs back, trying to get out of the spray zone but doesn’t move far enough, shocked still by Duke’s words. “Oh, yeah,” Duke realizes, “I didn’t tell you guys, did I?” Due to magical mishaps, Duke and Danny had to get married. Duke does not tell anyone about this until well after it's all settled. for the prompt: “How are you real?” + surprise husbands

And Gladstone, the daft git, blinks open his eyes and listens.

JJ always gets what he wants. Yurio ends up raped in his own bed by a burglar.

((Can be read as a stand alone)) Farkle is hosting a sleepover while his father is out of town and they break out the liquor. Josh has ignored Maya since Smackle's party but after he finally responds only to piss her the hell off, she decides to have a little fun and teach him a lesson at the same time. If Farkle and Lucas get caught up in the crossfire, well.... As far as she's concerned, they can thank her later. Maya is slaying her sexual awakening without Josh's help, how long will he let it go on without stepping in? Will Maya even still want him by the time he comes around? (Yes, yes she will. Duh.)

Steve's standing right there, but Danny can't reach him.

Castiel is doomed.

Derek was an idiot. Why the hell would he say he's in love with Isaac? Stiles is his mate... He needs to fix this somehow.

Around a campfire, shy Quizzical Greystone does something she's never done before. She tells a ghost story.

Force Bond.Being alone together. A rush of emotions and thoughts. Nothing hidden, everything shared. Frustration and overload. Belonging and home.

"I can’t take a breath without thinking about her…But…she’s the Green Ninja…I can’t be thinking like this..." The revelation of an unexpected, and reluctant, Green Ninja (OC) awakens Cole's lonely soul. Beginning of Cole and Arwyn's story. Tale of interpersonal relationships with a little comedy, a little drama, a little action and adventure.... Contains some language, violence, suggestive situations. Kinda my AU.

Taehyung thought that moving to Seoul to start up a fansite for Jeon Jeongguk of BTS would be easy, and he didn't expect to have used up all his savings before he could even attend one fansign. It turns out that working nights at a strip club to earn the cash at the suggestion of his new roommate isn't as bad as he thought, but Taehyung definitely wasn't anticipating that Jeongguk would walk in the door of said club one night during his shift.

Bucky finally escapes Hydra and turns to Steve for help. In the middle of the night.

Ciel retires to the middle of nowhere for some peace and quiet. Trouble and a familiar vampire follow him. Sequel to Full Moon.

After overhearing a conversation between Gandalf and Elrond about the gold sickness running through the Durin bloodline, Bilbo is forced to drink away Thorin's problems in his company. Drunken shenanigans ensue.

They definitely have unfinished business

Gay marriage is now legal in New Jersey. Wilson wants to get hitched. Sequel to Cold Feet.

This fic is set after Liv and Paddy's visit to the prison. Some original storyline elements exist but it is a much darker depiction of what happens to Aaron and his road to recovery with Robert that follows. Do not read this if you are triggered by any of the warnings. I hope you all enjoy my first attempt at a fanfic. Constructive comments welcome.

Instead of being put off, Harry had laughed and agreed they could trial a friends-with-benefits type of relationship. Which they had. It had gone well, so well that their fuck buddies' arrangement had been the longest relationship of Tony’s life, lasting from when they met in ‘07 until ‘09. Until about three months before Afghanistan when Tony fucked it all up. Or the one where Tony is reunited with Harry, who he’s loved for at least three years but never told.

There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist. Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

Following his departure from NCIS Tony contemplated his next steps and the next part of his journey but is still to shell-shocked to know what he was doing. Will someone come to his rescue? This Story follows on from Ghost of Me and will make more sense if you read that first.

Mipha left many remarkable gifts behind for the Hylian Champion, but Sidon has one more yet to offer.

Greece’s sensuous method of consuming food and drink turns the decorous Japan into a beast in bed. Heavy smut on a rainy day with a little food play.

It rarely works to run from your problems, but sometimes running can take you exactly where you need to be. (Marichat friendship fic) (Cross posted on tumblr. Part of my tumblr collection)