Four Times Before the First Time

Test bed and beta chapters plus plot bunnies. The latest in the long line of Bunny farms! Where I can write scenes without bothering with the background story and build the rest around them later or post starter chapters for new stories! Random chapters that don't yet fit anywhere also occasionally make an appearance! Enjoy my madness!

What happened after the "We found a body" will involve the Valkyries, and leave Sif and Volstagg witness to great change.

Steve awoke with a start. A baseball game was playing softly on the radio. He sat up, incredibly disoriented. He looked to his right arm. 3 Years, 84 Days, 2 Hours, 0 Minutes, 5 Seconds. He’d woken up 70 years in the future.

He’s hard to look at, in different ways, depending on the day. You do your best to look at him anyway, and you’re always surprised when he’s looking right back at you.

For @buckys-plum-barnes 100 Banging Kinks for Bucky's Birthday - #13: One catches the other masturbating

Love is blind.

The battle had brought one casualty, one small casualty that left great impact.

Todd's parents see in colour. They do their feeble best to explain to Todd the unknown concepts of red and purple and green. Todd can recite off by heart which colours match where, that bananas and lemons and daffodils are yellow while the sky and the sea and the scuffed shoes that he slips on to his feet are blue. Despite this they all remain in the same stubborn range of washed out greys, dull and boring and empty.

In which Max is newly rich instead of Caroline being newly poor, but some things are inevitable anyway.

Jungkook met him in an online chat. He was just going through the ads in his email and saw one where he can chat with people from all over the country. He was curious and it was also tempting because of the bright pastel colors. He signed up and met quite a lot of people. Some were friendly and some just made him feel bad so he blocked them but this guy, he was so sweet and understanding.

Dumbledore tries to kill both Severus and Harry, however they are mates to each other so his plan back fires on him.

For two years, Jeon Jungkook has been out of the ring, happily moving on with his life alongside Jimin and his daughter as the scars of his past slowly heal. But when a new student steps into his gym to ask for Jungkook’s help, an old threat begins to rear its head again, putting the fragile stability of Jungkook’s mental health—as well as his family—at risk.

Prompt: A genderbent Jon/Sansa fic. Samson tries not to see how his mother smiles at him when he suddenly stops talking to Joanna, as if it’s something to be proud of. Inside his head, he’s become bitter because of things he cannot have and wants he cannot fulfil: oh, mother, if only you knew. Her perfect son, so courtly and proper, in love with her husband’s bastard. Samson thinks mother would faint.

Eggsy strolls back in from a mission with some unnecessary injuries, as usual, but this time he goes to Merlin instead of the hospital.

Stiles gets drunk at some party and he ends up dialing his ex-boyfriend's number. (Or at least that's what he thinks.)

"Oh," Sam says, and it's not her Sam, it's the other Sam, the older one, the broken one.This Sam has not been hers for twelve years. Basically, Future Dean goes back in time to change the future and saves Jess. Future Sam tags along unexpectedly. And Jess is okay. No, seriously. She's fine.

Everyone got their soulmate’s name on their wrist at six. You wake up on your sixth birthday and the name of your soulmate is there.Gregory Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes were not exceptions.

When Dean and Castiel reunite at the bunker, Cas has a nasty case of pneumonia and Dean takes care of him. (Slight AU set early season 9 in which "Ezekiel" healed Sam without possessing him)

Zen gets convinced to be in an ad for a cat product. Jumin approves. A lot.

Shiro gains a new roommate, who he is absolutely smitten with.

After losing his Godfather, Harry returns to Privet Dr. for the summer and goes back to Hogwarts a completely different person.

More than two years since the events of Serendipity and Ripples, Tim is working on a special project. And he’s not happy with what he finds. A tale of team and family, rated M for language and safety.

One Year. Eggsy agreed to one year of being a live-in submissive for London's most eligible bachelor and hotel tycoon Harry Hart. Of course their chemistry is explosive when they first meet--it has to be for them to be compatible--but this is just supposed to be about sex. At the end of the year Eggsy is walking away, 300k richer, and going to get his mum and sister finally out from under Dean's thumb. But even though he keeps telling himself he isn't falling in love with Harry, his heart isn't listening.

Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking. Excerpt: “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails. “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.” “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered. “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —” “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.” “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

What was she going to do? Pick "truth" and look like a big old chicken? In her bid to become well liked by all of her new friends Sunset Shimmer has no choice but to accept the dare, and suck off Rainbow Dash right in front of all of them! How will she do? Will her friends enjoy the show? Where will Dash squirt? All these questions and more are answered within!

You asked for it, now here you go ~ Read 'Teach Me A Lesson, Hyung" and "Take Me, Hyung" prior to this. Will there be another part? Oh darling, this is only the beginning ~