occupational hazard

Jon has no idea how to be a brother to a woman grown.

My personal take on the Tali being unfaithful to Shepard fanfic. Takes place months into the affair, with both Garrus and Tali coming to the arrangement consensually. Tali for the most part is at peace with the arrangement, considering it a means to an end.

Greyback let the Malfoys pick which of them will be his prize. Followup to Protecting Draco by iamisaac.

Q doesn't like hearing crying in Q branch. Especially when it's coming from one of his brokenhearted minions. What does he have to say to cheer up his depressed employee?

Short Supercorp / Kara x Lena two-shot now inspired by the way Kara Danvers holds her pen while talking to Lena Luthor at Catco in 2.15 Exodus. Second chapter is about the way Kara responds to Lena's seduction eyes and sexy lips in the same scene. Supercorp Pen Fic! My head canon is Lena keeps a slutty fantasy diary of undelivered letters to Kara inspired by her actual real-life interactions with Kara. Secretly, Kara does the same! Bad Poetry/Rhymes Prevail. My little baby Bi/Queer heart is in the gutter and trash bin with all the sinners today. How Kara holds her reporter's pens is my sexual aesthetic. Nothing but filthy smut here.Second Chapter is Up! Kara's private reaction to the same interaction but she only thinks of what Lena could and should do to her!

A serial rapist is targeting a popular Honolulu nightclub and the team set out to catch him before he can claim another victim.

Mulder's thoughts right after Scully tells him the bad news in "Memento Mori."

A wise man once said; “A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves” however an even wiser man said “People should watch out for three things: avoid a major addiction, don't get so deeply into debt that it controls your life, and don't start a family before you're ready to settle down”. When the Fairy Tail and Sabertooth guilds work together on a job, two certain Dragon Slayers find themselves heading the wisdom of both of these statements, along with a pile of debt that they must pay. To make matters worse, Sting seems to be acting very odd towards Natsu,How will the guilds pay off their joint debt and figure out what’s up with Sting? (Yaoi, Stingsu, StingxNatsu)

“There's really no way to make this not awkward," the boy muses, peering over the edge of the bridge with an amused tone to his voice that Keith can't even begin to understand, much less tolerate. "Jumping at the same time is a little too Romeo and Juliet for me, especially for a guy I just met. Double suicide isn’t really a first date kind of thing, you know? So that won't do.” “You could fuck off and find a different bridge. I don’t really care about what you planned, I got here first this morning.” The boy taps his fingers contemplatively against the railing for another moment before looking up, eyes bright, like he’s had some kind of breakthrough. He straightens up very seriously and holds out a clenched fist in Keith’s direction. “Rock paper scissors.” “Oh my fucking god.” -- OR: Two suicidal college students meet on a bridge. What happens next will warm your heart.

I couldn't find a fandom that I liked well enough so I did K. K and Darcy meet for Pie and talk

Namjoon has plans for Seokjin. Seokjin can't wait.

Fertalia used to be an imp mating season, but now it's just a regular holiday. That's not to say that imps don't still have mating cycles but that's reserved for imps in committed relationships. So what the fuck is wrong with Blitz?

Danny's past comes back to haunt him.

They were promised to one another when Harry was almost four years old and Louis decided he would be born on Christmas Eve. Anne grabbed young Harry and hurried to the hospital – that was their first meeting. The next meeting would only be 14 years later. A story about a promised love that has always existed and will last forever.

In an alternate universe where Tony is Bucky's boss and Steve is a sweet war vet Bucky met on grindr, he's kind of torn between the two of them. It's Bucky's birthday, and both of his boys want to spend it with him. But first, his ex calls to wish him many unhappy returns.

A conversation in the early morning sun can cast a light on things that are hard to talk about when the world is dark and grey.It’s still hard to explain what’s wrong, even when bonds have been rekindled but they’re ready to try.

Original prompt: Dean can’t stop staring at Cas. Or, The one where Castiel isn’t stupid.

Prompt from bottomlouisprompts: the boys are in one of those interviews where theyre all in bed (ya kno Wake Up with One Direction or summat) and harry n Louis forget so they havin mornin sex and the other boys come in n tell them to stop n get ready cuz the interviews in their room but louis dont wanna stop so the put on their shirts and pull the covers upand louis stays on harrys lap w/ harry inside him using the excuse that the other boys need room and they have the interview like that with harry fckin him.

An A/B/O verse set in the Dresden universe feat John Marcone and our favourite wizard. PWP to the max. You have been warned.

After 'Gonna Lose Control', the Doctor takes matters into his own hands... as it were.

How Harry and Louis learn to disagree with each other.

She has no choice but to find Him. A young, innocent princess must seek out help from the one person she was told to never encounter. The Dark One-aboard his blood soaked ship, driven by the winds of revenge against the very world that created him. The only question that remains is will he help the frail child of light or allow his darkness to consume them both, and her kingdom along with them.

Coming home Greg is surprised in his flat. But it's the best kind of surprise.

All he did was help his little nephew, who was writhing in his covers. I mean it was his duty to take the best care of his guest right?/