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James just up and left one day, just as quickly as he appeared. But Darcy sees him on the sidewalk on a coffee run. He looks different somehow.

Clint Barton just wanted an easy recover after being braiwashed, he didn't want to be kidnaped by HYDRA, he didn't ask for any of this.

It was all the waiting that she couldn’t stand. Amanda waited for hours, sitting near the phone in case she got a call from the hospital or, God forbid, the police.

How his siblings even knew how to ask a guy for this date he didn't even want to know. He hoped he wasn't that obvious. If he was then Jace- no, he did so not need to think about that scenario now. Not when he was having a darn good time with Magnus.

Will, Hannibal (with some grumbling), and their son visit a farm to pick some pumpkins and have some fluffy family time. It doesn't go as peaceful as expected. Hannibal shares some of his past.

Ignis finds one of Prompto's sex toys in the Regalia. Again.

He has to actually fly out for Sam's wedding, Cas is coming as his date and everyone thinks it's real. Dean Winchester is not having a great day.

Written for this prompt: "Thranduil sits Kili on his lap and whispers in his ear all the things he'd like to do to him." Then I guess I slightly drifted away from there...or not? I don't even know!

Starts after episode 2x13. Lucifer left Los Angeles without saying goodbye to anyone, resolved to plan his revenge on God for manipulating him. But before he can make the plan he discovers that there's something very wrong with Heaven. And to make things worse he is asked (in a way) by God Himself to help. Will Lucifer decide to help and save more than just Heaven or will he decide to take advantage of his Father's vulnerability and take his revenge?Meanwhile Chloe works a mysterious case that brings her face to face with a monster she can't comprehend, let alone defeat. Soon she realizes that the threat goes far beyond this case or even this world. And if she is to defeat this threat she will have to join forces not only with her friends and former partner but some of his peculiar family members as well. Complex plot, lots of supernatural stuff and emotions like pain, angst, love, hate etc. (just like in the real life - minus the supernatural stuff of course).

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

Hannibal was stubborn, independent, and Will had always loved that about him, but there were times, times like these, in the midst of heat, in the midst of such a thorough breeding, when lessons in submission were necessary.

Okay, so on Tumblr (are you ceasing to be surprised that this is the fault of somebody there? You should be!) gave Akihito some high-quality steel handcuffs to use on Asami since the ones he tried in the pink gold extra were apparently made of aluminum or something (or else Asami's freakishly strong, which could also be true) and they keep asking if he's used them yet. And then Aki made a new friend who suggested that he just ASK Asami to let him use them, and then...well...this happened. Most of these works are now companion pieces for askasamifeiandaki.tumblr.com

"He is too pregnant to be 34,000 feet in the air," Martin sighed, rubbing his hands over his face. "I'm not letting him on any more flights. It's not worth the risk. I just hate leaving him at home, with the baby so close…" "Just give him some toy aeroplanes," Douglas suggested, and Martin looked over, confused. "He can fly them all around his own globe."

Reincarnation-Modern AU! For centuries magic has been hidden and suppressed. Born again in the twenty-first century, Arthur is destined once more to bring magic back to the world. But first, he needs to find his other half, the warlock of legend: Merlin Emrys. Through his music, Arthur searches for Merlin and relives their final moments. Song Fic! Reveal-Fic! Bamf!Merlin M/A Slash. S4 AU.

Ladybug stared at her yoyo’s communication screen blankly. “I had to have heard that wrong,” she muttered, hitting the ‘replay message’ with her thumb. The black screen sprang to life, showing a furiously blushing Chat Noir ducked down behind a wall. There was a faint thudding boom, like a large firework, followed by a much more… masonry sounding boom, and the sound of stonework collapsing. #“Ladybug! There’s a Champion at Hôtel Matignon. She can fly, melee combat, no mind control. I think the Akuma is in her hammer, when she hits metal with it, it turns into, well, just about anything… including ranged weapons. Like cannons. She really likes cannons.”# There was another set of booms. #“…Very, very scary cannons. Calls herself the ‘Tinker’.”# Alright. Chat sounded a bit stressed, but the information was the usual type they tried to tell each other when one of them got to an Akumatized before the other. Basic bullet points of what they’d found to be the vital info. But then- #“PLEASE hurry, she doesn’t have leggings!”# Chat wailed on the recording, his blushes getting worse before he ended the call. No. She HAD heard it right the first time. Maybe it’d make sense when she got there.

Alastor finally puts on a damn skirt. It's definitely not what Vox expected, but Alastor didn't anticipate enjoying it quite so much himself, either.

After Clint breaks his femur during a mission he's laid up for half a year. During this time he gains a little weight and grows self-conscious about it. After Tony makes an off-hand comment about it, Clint thinks Phil will no longer find him attractive. Phil takes the time to show him just how wrong he is.

Tony throws Clint and Phil a bachelor party.

You work for the SCP foundation, researching about the strange, and often deadly, creatures contained here. One day two peculiar SCP arrived at the foundation and they seems to take an interest to you. Like you needed that with the hell of a life you were living

I'll be up front about this, the only plot here is Carlos learning to Dom for Cecil. No major weird stuff (background weird stuff, sure, but it's... you know, it's not plot-relevant weirdness), no dangers, no other characters really interfering in things... It is not PWP by any means, but the plot does revolve around the personal dynamic, sexual as well as otherwise, that they develop here. Starts off quite slow with a tiny little chapter that introduced Carlos to the idea of kink in general.

Newt is flirting with Hermann. Hermann thinks he is being teased. Geniuses aren't necessarily smart about everything.

The McClain-Kogane household gets a new addition! (spoiler: it's a cat) Hold on to your hats, my friends. It's getting real.

It's his birthday.She's wearing that dress.He doesn't know she's got something up her sleeve (or lack thereof).

Sam and Castiel have been together for almost seven years... in that time, Sam has never mentioned the fact that he has a brother. Mostly because thoughts of Dean remind him of exactly why he's no longer in contact with his family. But he promised Dean he would always have a spot for him... and now he's standing on Sam and Castiel's doorstep.

You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering. ((Requested: Noctis living with chronic pain.))

A little twist on the last episode, delving into the unused opportunity for Alastor angst. Plus what I'd imagine would happen afterwards. aka Alastor is injured after the battle with Adam, and turns out wounds from angelic weapons take much longer to heal than expected. Not to mention how difficult it is for him to process just how badly this deal he made has weakened him. (I suck as summaries...)

Only two of them know that Donna's expecting. Unfortunately, it's the wrong two.

Yuuri Katsuki is enamored with a mysterious fairy that he saw playing harp at a party. He tries to find him, but nobody seems to know where he is. One day, he walks home a different way than usual and passes a brothel. He sees a familiar face among the whores, and his life begins to change.