Dashboard Confessional

Robbie finally has a real friend, a blue sports elf, but now he has to worry about losing him. Whether its his own awkward behavior or overstepping his bounds while trying to help Sportacus with whatever it is hes hiding about his family.

In which Mr. Spock hates Chekov and terrorizes the crew, Captain Kirk has the best poker face on the ship, Chekov never means to eavesdrop, Uhura gets some curves, Kirk gets cock-blocked, Spock gets off, McCoy pulls rank, Spock pulls Kirk's pigtails, and love sucks.

They’re two hours into the inaugural kegster of their junior year when it happens for the first time. Music throbbing and bodies pressed tight all around, but the only touch that Derek really registers is from Dex. It’s a loose, grounding heat, the way that Dex’s body leans against his - a little bit comforting and a little bit unnerving, and god, there are times that Derek misses the before, when being around Dex didn’t make him a little crazy. But then there are times like these, when Dex is the only one that he sees, and it’s easy to remember all the reasons why it’s worth the indignity of crushing on your roommate/best friend/teammate/partner.

“Is this a thing now?” Lando grins, leans on the counter and tips closer, “maybe. Would you like it to be?” Oscar bites his lip and flushes a little – which is an image Lando is not going to stop thinking about for the next five hours – considering. Lando distantly wonders what pros and cons he’s weighing. After a few agonising seconds, he shrugs. “Sure. Keeps things interesting.” Lando is absolutely going to take that. Lando is completely normal about the cute barista working at his local coffee shop. So normal, in fact, that he creates a points system based on how flustered Oscar gets over his pickup lines.

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR 1.06 Fitz/Simmons/Ward established relationship, hurt/comfort, sex, aftermath of 1.06.

Nothing put the pep in Peeta’s step like the news he got that morning. Rumor had it that Sheriff Cray busted Gale Hawthorne and Madge Undersee up at The Point the night before, and all the housewives who gossiped with his mother during the bakery’s morning rush were quick with details...

Keith was a little more comfortable receiving physical affection in his Galra form than in his human one, which should have, in some way, made it easier to flirt with Hunk and Lance. However, it may have been a better idea not to follow Shiro's advice.

Technoblade is a human, abducted against his will and kept in a black market.Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo are looking for something to protect them from pirates. Or: Humans are Space Orcs and Wilbur thinks one would make a good guard dog.Lots of miscommunication and a mix of perspectives.

In which taeyong finds out that the answer to the ultimate question of life and his tattoo is exactly the same, while jaehyun finally understands the meaning behind the pickup line that's been on his wrist for the entirety of his life.

Magnus gets a little creative sometimes when it comes to their sex life. And apparently, he has a bit of an exhibitionism kink. OR I wanted an excuse to write smut, it was 3 in the morning and insecure Magnus stole my heart again. No regrets.

Reader picks up a unwanted stowaway on an away mission.

“Is that what I think it is?” Buck asked, sounding unsure and apprehensive. He was looking at the little box like it had suddenly grown teeth and was about to start biting.“Buck, I–” “Is this a fucking – Eddie, it's an engagement ring!” he said, a little hysterical.“You and Ana–” Buck rubbed a hand over his face, taking a step back. “Okay, I think I – I need to go.”“Buck, wait! It's not what you think!” Eddie said quickly, but Buck was already grabbing his jacket and heading for the door. Or: Buck finds a ring, freaks out and Eddie finally gets the balls to propose. Sweet, sappy moments ensue.

Look, it’s not like Frank tries to injure himself, okay? He goes out on stage, he does his thing, and… well. Sometimes accidents just seem to happen.

Cordelia tries to reestablish contact with her mother

After graduating from Beacon Academy, Ruby Rose quickly became the heroine she always wanted to be, successfully protecting the people of Remnant from the creatures of Grimm wherever they arose. But while this life is certainly fulfilling in her opinion, it can also be awfully stressful. So to relax and have some fun in between missions, she occasionally visits her super bestie (with benefits) Weiss. And of course, the white-haired hung futanari is always happy to have her around... for various reasons, although one likely stands out. Unfortunately, ever since Weiss took over the SDC, she has been an incredibly busy woman. So when Ruby wants to pay her a surprise visit, she has a hard time getting a hold of her bestie. Thankfully, Willow and Winter are around to keep the Huntress company on her little vacation while the heiress takes care of her business. However, the two elder Schnees are also somewhat to blame for Ruby and Weiss having trouble meeting.

Friggin' witches! Cas, Balthazar, and Gabriel are cursed by a witch during a hunt. They now occupy the bodies of toddlers. Sam and Dean head to Bobby's to try and break the curse. But until then, they're stuck with three emotional, eating, sleeping, tiny, adorable angels. Based loosely on vickjawn's bb!verse, all rights for the original idea go to her.

The weightlessness of zero gravity doesn’t apply to feelings, Lance learns.

Sam Winchester was supposed to go to Stanford but a chance meeting with a Police Box changed his destiny and all those around him. Sam had known from a young age that Dean was his mate, his alpha but Dean didn’t see him as anything but a little brother. Jack on the other hand saw Sam for the omega he was and very interested. The last thing Dean ever expected to see back in his life was his little brother who’s heart he broke pregnant and mourning the loss of his lover. But together they realize that they are whole together and the other half of each other’s soul.

Ever since Steve Rogers was defrosted he has been protective of his shield; even going so far as to beat anyone who takes it from him. He's not mentally stable and only Clint Barton, the man with the eyes of a hawk, sees that Steve isn't as well as what he's been letting on. After a few relapses, Steve is doing better with therapy and then the Winter Soldier makes his move. But there is something haunting about those familiar eyes.

Shawn and Lassiter celebrate their first Valentine's Day together.

The massive tornado outbreak of April 3, 1974. He'd heard about this. He'd had an Army buddy from Kansas who'd made lots of jokes about flying houses and wicked witches, even though it was clear that underneath it all, tornadoes weren't funny at all. Set in the universe of The Bone Fiddle, but you don't have to have read that for this story to make as much sense as it ever will. (Except you do need to know that Arthur is a horse.) Now with fantastic fanart by kjanddean

''I know'', he said, trying to sound composed, as if that very knowledge wasn't tearing him apart from the inside. The other took in a shaky breath, as he tilted over and let his head rest against Minho's chest. They had known from the start, it would come to this, but it didn't prepare them for it actually happening.''no matter what happens, don't go. Please.". - Lee Minho’s life was far from what people called a comfortable life. Growing up poor, with a sick mother and a hardworking father, who died when he was seventeen, he was forced to leave School to support his family. Struggling to meet ends, Minho takes on a job as a bodyguard, but the golden opportunity, with a suspiciously high salary, comes with a lot more difficulties than anticipated. Especially, when he finds himself growing too close to the subject of his protection.

An insignificant morning as Felicity lays next to Oliver.

Awful, out-of-character fic I wrote when I was fourteen. Enjoy you sick minded fucks.-After he stood on the stand against his violent father on charges of assault and rape, a broken 16-year-old Michael Jones, alongside his mother, have been placed under witness protection and moved to a small town called RoosterTeeth in the South-East of England, things seem to be looking up and Michael is enrolled in the local school Achievement Hunter High. However Achievement Hunters is ending up to be just another headache for Michael, it’s week one and he's already having to deal with a certain drunken head teacher ruling over the place without a care in the world, people teaching him classes he's one hundred percent sure aren't qualified and some asshole called Gavin who seems to have picked Michael as his newest victim.

Isak, Chris and a much needed conversation. Isak, Even, Chris featuring Mr. Jealousy and Some pounding. *Wink*

Tony gets propositioned. A lot.

Suguru has this 'thing' about frat alphas. Specifically, one frat alpha in particular. Sadly for him, that alpha still wants back in his pants, even after all these years. (Or, where one fundraiser leads to an already complicated and messy relationship becoming even more complicated and messy.)