A Storied Kind of Romance

Snape is willing to do anything to be free of the Dark Lord.

Maggie wasn’t sure how to talk to Alex about her own desires in the bedroom.

With death comes a chance for revenge for Harry. Too many dark secrets from his life make themselves known. Will everyone who hurt him be punished, or will some be able to redeem themselves? Dark-but-not-evil!Vampire!Slytherin!Harry. HP/DM slash eventually. HP/many at first. This will not be a depressing/dark story.

Private Jane Shepard has a crush on the cute asari scientist that passes by her post every day. She decides to do something about it.

"Osteocytes are osteoblasts which have become trapped inside of the-- wait for it-- bone matrix.""wait, what kind of stupid title is that, kiddo? make it a pun.""I'll pun-ch you.""PUN-T HIM!!""i'm so proud, bro.""THAT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT THE STORY'S ABOUT THOUGH.""Moving in with you guys ruined me?""fair enough.""YOU FORGOT TO MENTION HOW SPECTACULAR YOUR LIFE IS NOW.""My life is spectacular now.""WELL OF COURSE IT IS, YOU LIVE WITH US.""heh."

The first investigation was going exactly as the Mastermind hoped it would. And then Ouma picked up the ball. MAJOR V3 SPOILERS (Sort of Fix-It; Justice is Served AU) TV Tropes: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ThreePointShot In-Progress Audiobook by Net Neutrality: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK2BZXDp6Lqhr9zimdHWTmQpu21y2cBaw In-Progress Audiobook by ARedgrave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNSAzcWUerU

This is it then, Regina thinks. This is my penance. This is the final cost of my revenge. Regina comes to realise the consequences of Greg's torture aren't as fleeting as everyone first imagined.

Since the very first time Bucky met Lallie, Clint's little sister, he's been dying to say the words he knew were marked onto her skin. But he never did... until that one time.

Ororo chooses that moment to poke her head in, telling them it's time to eat. "Find what?" she asks, as they make their way to the dining room. "Find the Professor a date," says Kurt. "Jubilee thinks he was on one yesterday, but since we all know that's not true - " "It is! You know what? Fine," says Jubilee. "I'll bet you ten dollars that he was on a date." Kurt stops walking and studies her. Bets mean things are serious. "Fine. If he was on a date, you win. If he was with Magneto, you pay up." Jubilee sticks out her hand, and Kurt shakes it. "Deal." (Ororo spends a few seconds wondering if she should say something, and then wisely keeps her mouth shut.)

First Natasha dismisses the fact that Maria keeps staring at her. But eventually it will come back to bite her later- in the form of a stake-out mission and a hotel room with only one bed.

"I can’t take a breath without thinking about her…But…she’s the Green Ninja…I can’t be thinking like this..." The revelation of an unexpected, and reluctant, Green Ninja (OC) awakens Cole's lonely soul. Beginning of Cole and Arwyn's story. Tale of interpersonal relationships with a little comedy, a little drama, a little action and adventure.... Contains some language, violence, suggestive situations. Kinda my AU.

Yoongi falls on his face, and Seokjin is pretty sure he's met his soulmate.

“That’s impossible,” Tobirama spat. “That wound was fatal. Not even our best healers would have been able to save him.” “Then it is very fortunate for you, Tobirama,” Madara said slowly, dangerously, “that I did not call for help from one of your healers.” Once again there was a pause of silence. “The Uchiha are not known for their healing abilities,” Hashirama finally said. “No, they are not,” Madara agreed easily enough. “Thankfully, the world has all kinds of people in it.” A small smile pulled at Sakura’s lips as she thought back to the day she’d said those very same words to him.

The Lightwood-Bane family had moved in the years since the wedding, to a small house Magnus had owned for at least a century before ever meeting Alec. It was quieter than the loft, which was where Jace and Clary had moved to after their own marriage. It had been a gift from Magnus to his Biscuit. He’d joked at the time that since Clary waltzed in as if she owned the place, then she may as well actually own the place. Alec took off his gear, which didn’t take as long anymore since the shadow world had managed to find a measure of peace in the last few years.

Some memories are never forgotten.

No one thought of putting any spells on the room to muffle the sounds and the smell, and Theseus, frowning, squeezing his hands into fists, is standing by the door and cursing himself up hill and down dale.

Post-war wizarding Britain is struggling and the population is dwindling. It’s 2009 and Hermione Granger is on the fast track to becoming the youngest Minister for Magic. But power in magical Britain is precarious. In a second, Hermione's world comes crashing down. A marriage law is invoked. Hermione must pioneer it or risk everything she holds dear. One way or another, she would be Minister. She just didn't expect to be doing it with Draco Malfoy at her side. OR If no one would let her be Minister, she was going to take it. And Draco Malfoy was going to help her do it.

After a disastrous dinner, Aegon and Rhaenyra have a well-needed conversation. Edit: I am writing this fic simply for the fun of it. Arguments between team black and team green in the comments are kind of ruining this for me and will therefore be deleted!

"... with tears streaming down his cheeks as he unable to discern the pain from his ass to the pain in his shoulder, all he felt was pain and all he wanted was for it to stop." After becoming the last survivor Jake learns that The Trapper has more in mind for him then just leaving him on the hook. My first fic that has ever been this dark, let me know what you think.

She looked up, expecting the red and blue of Supergirl’s suit, the gentle fluttering of her perfectly coiffed hair, the stoic, yet kind expression permanently etched onto her features. But there was no suit, no perfectly coiffed hair, no stoic expression. Cat discovers Supergirl's secret identity in a way she never expected, which leads to some surprising realisations. Or, the one where I'm weak for mutual, unresolved pining, Cat being a damsel in distress, and Kara completely losing control.

Jimin cheats and tries to keep Yoongi from finding out about it. Of course that doesn't work out very well. Edited

“Questions? Now?”“Yeah, it’s kind of important so listen up.”“Fine, whatever,” Keith brutally slashes at a drone, bits of bot clattering to the ground in his bayard’s wake.“Wanna marry me if we don’t die?” In which Lance has terrible timing.

AU Prostitute/Client, where Ramlow is the prostitute. Attention: the text contains expressions offensive to sex workers. If you don't like Ramlow – a manipulator and sadist – you may not like this story. (Translator's note: He's a very careful and thoughtful and caring sadist. Read!)

Dean is a nomadic omega, drifting from clan to clan, settlement to settlement. There's no hope of him becoming mated at his age, is there? Prehistoric werewolf Ambreigns.

Alastor was tired. He’d been pushing himself a lot recently. He’s been running himself thin for a long time trying to keep up with the king of Hell. Lucifer was continuously trying to outdo him at every turn and it had Alastor working double time to try to stay one step ahead of him. When your opponent just so happens to be the most powerful being in hell, however, you find out quickly that you aren’t going to be able to stay one step ahead of him forever.

Finally getting a taste of what his kingdom has turned into in his absence, and the lack of respect for the Morningstar name as a result, Lucifer decides that it’s time to step back into the Ring - literally and figuratively. Hell has a hierarchy, and while he has always remained at the top, it’s time to remind Hell of why he sits in the real seat of power. Without Lilith at his side, participation in Hellish society seems more daunting than ever. But it has been long enough. He has an heir to protect and a Ring to clean up. Two birds with one stone.

The window is open, the lights are off, and all the world is reduced to the sound of rain falling to the earth. It has been a long day and an even longer week and Jehan desires for nothing more than to lie on this bed until he becomes raindrops himself. October has greeted him with a bought of melancholy strong enough to confine him to the loneliness of his own mind.

Atsushi is still half asleep, one hand holding his cellphone and the other rubbing tears from his eyes as he yawns, when he opens the Agency’s office door. But any last dregs of sleep are chased away by his skyrocketing heart rate when he realizes Kyouka and Yosano have blades drawn, Kenji is ready to throw the couch, and Kunikida’s gun is raised. At him. Before he can raise his hands to surrender, Dazai’s smooth voice calls out to him in a tone so icy Atsushi is certain has never been directed at him before, “To what do we owe the pleasure of a visit from the Port Mafia’s rabid tiger on this fine morning?” Atsushi’s eyes flick to the open cell in his hand where he sees one unread text message from a contact named “Boss”: Ah, Atsushi-kun! If you would be so kind as to drop by my office at your earliest convenience, that would be much appreciated <3 Fukuzawa wouldn’t use such flowery language or a heart emoji. So who…? Wait. “Port Mafia’s rabid tiger”? This text couldn’t be from Mori, could it? — An ability causes Atsushi and Akutagawa to switch lives, but they are the only two people to remember their true allegiances.