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If Yoda Can Meddle, So Can I
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If Yoda Can Meddle, So Can I

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A series of exploratory one-shots, starting with a variation of the Crechemaster!Anakin AU, by way of a mental health professional the Council clearly needs. If Yoda could push Obi-Wan at Qui-Gon against any sane person's judgement, one person can nudge Anakin toward a less aggressive Knight Job, maybe making the galaxy a less Sith-y place in the process.
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Trento turned an inquisitive glance to Masters Yoda and Windu. At this point, they both knew what it meant. Yoda just huffed silently to himself. “Take the floor, you may, Master Magd.” She nodded, and only a few could see the glint of cunning in her grateful look. “Anakin.” He turned and took
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