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Decades have passed since the end of the war but life has not been kind to Harry. He had dreamt of more but every chance at happiness he’d ever had was ripped away from him. He longed to join his loved ones in the next life but even that was out of reach for him. In a last attempt at dying, Harry bleeds out on the cold marble floor, praying to the gods to take him. Instead, he wakes up in his 14-year-old body. With a manipulative old goat, a new improved Dark Lord, and a mission from Death, will this new life be worth living? Harry isn’t sure but he certainly doesn’t want life to be easy for the ones who wronged him. Revenge has never tasted sweeter than when they don’t know it’s coming. On hiatus… sorry, it’s not dropped but it’ll probably be a while before I start posting again
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“I dream about being away I dream of another life I dream of being someone else Not just someone, somebody I never really thought about what I wanted out of this life but But now I wish I was dead. I feel like an imposter Am I real? I don’t think so. There is little in this world that is r
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