Mayday (Maknae Line Down)

Disclaimer: I own nothing. To save the world, Harry would stop at nothing.

The spark of red light in the moonlight was all it took. Vulpes Inculta would teach the pilfering profligate a lesson on Legion principles.

Hoseok wakes up to the bed shaking.

For the prompt from contevent: Prompt: Lena Luthor and Kara are eating at a fancy restaurant (Lena pretended it was a way for Kara to meet the top brass of National City), but Kara is way outside her social circles and her comfort zone. Lena finds it adorable, the personnel, not so much. Lena takes Kara out with a lame excuse and even fights uptight waiters for her

The NSFW prompts I filled from eremin week on tumblr, all in one place. This is a companion collection with "How Many Ways Can You Fall in Love" That on is the Not-NSFW stories, so mostly fluff. This is really just a collection of smut oneshots. Have fun. Prompts as chapter summaries.

Not everything about Lily Potter was told. She was the Veela ruler and now Harry must take the throne. Set during sixth year. A/U

Alex is scared to go to sleep because she doesn't want to have nightmares. Maggie is a supportive girlfriend and holds her together, comforting her until she falls asleep.

[...but just you wait.] Nick Fury wakes up with a bad taste in his mouth.Two hours later, downtown is on fire and he's watching a flying teenager flip a car with her bare hands as a skinny white-haired kid zips up to the camera and gives it a thumbs up."I'm going back to bed," says Nick Fury, and then he does just that. (aka the Young Avengers and their MCU origins.)

Bertie Wooster and his man Jeeves have developed a close and loving relationship. Sometimes they invite others in to share their enjoyment.Will continue as long as Bertie can bear it; I invite you to work out which actors that I have crushes on I'm mentally casting as each of the guests.These are not the Fry and Laurie versions of the characters, but if you would enjoy imagining them that way despite the differences in description, I give you my blessing. I do draw somewhat on the TV series canon as well as on the original stories (the song 'Forty-Seven Ginger-Headed Sailors' has its rights).

After Shaw succeeded in his plan to unleash nuclear war, Erik could only watch in horror as the world completely fell apart. Atom bombs. Sentinels roaming the country. Mutants being rounded up and forced into death camps. These were dark days, indeed. Countless lives were lost in the war that followed, until the remaining mutants and humans scattered across the land- each just waiting for an opportunity to eliminate the other side. Erik was confident that the Brotherhood would emerge victorious, but what he hadn’t counted on was the human resistance acquiring a mutant as their leader- a telepath, who insisted that humanity and mutantkind could one day live in peace…

Enough is enough for Harry Potter, Boy Who Lived. One can only take murder attempts so many times in their life before it gets to be too much. So Harry does something stupid and reckless, as per the usual Gryffindor stereotype. However, the reaction he gets is nothing like what he expected.

An important member of the flock passes and it’s hard on each and every one of them. Prompt: “From underneath the thin layer of snow, the first bloom of springtime emerged. He resisted the temptation to crush it under his heel.”

Aranea discovers exactly how unreliable a narrator her post-Scratch self really was. Or, Mindfang's story becomes even more tragic.

Ellie finds a body on the beach, drawing both her and Hardy into a murder investigation no one wants.

Merlin is more than Mordred's twin brother, Merlin *belongs* to Mordred. After allowing a tryst with Arthur, Mordred needs to reclaim his rightful place. And since he's such a swell guy, he'll even let Arthur watch.

John and Cam decide that there are some things more important than saving the planet, and they invite their friends to check it out. Near-future fic, post-series and movies.

After the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Zelda needs help from every race to rebuild Hyrule. The Zora, however, still hold their prejudices against Hylians and refuse to give aid. According to tradition, there is only one thing that can be done. That may or may not be a marriage of convenience, and Zelda sure isn't the one partaking in it. (hint hint, lots of sidlink pining, chemistry, and awkward romance)

Gibbs sees Tony in an unexpected place and his world is turned upside down. Suddenly he is faced with the fact that everything he had only dreamed about can be reality. All he needs to do is step out of the shadows and lay claim to what is his...much easier said than done. Can he do it before the jealousy consumes him? Or will he stay in the shadows and watch as Tony takes another.

Clint and Phil's wedding night.

Grantaire didn't know where his life was going, all he knew was that he didn't want his father in it. Cutting out all his family but his cousin Courfeyrac, he finds himself poor and in financial strife. Thankfully his beloved cousin has a solution - working wit him on a crab boat in Dutch Harbor. In the states, he spots an Adonis among sheep but can't bring himself to go up to him. As it turns out, the golden beauty is his cousin's captain - HIS captain. How will Grantaire hold up to being stuck on a fishing boat with the man he promised his cousin he wouldn't love?And how will Enjolras - the virgin skipper with less than innocent thoughts - handle the whirlwind that is his friend's baby cousin?

For a well-trained incubus who suddenly floated into Akutagawa's life, Atsushi was quite the bitch. Not that Akutagawa didn't enjoy his feedings, they left him drowning in ecstasy. But the reason as to why this all started wasn't a reason to be spoken of before the sex started, and frankly, Akutagawa couldn't even remember how this hell started. But what he did know that it wasn't going to end anytime soon, not if Atsushi kept on picking him out of all people to be his meal

Prince Charmont was born without a soul mark and hidden from his kingdom to keep the shame a secret. When his parents send him away on a diplomatic mission, he's forced to watch a man fight for his life and is inexplicably drawn to the silent warrior. He has to meet him.

With The Staff of Charon a smoking-yet-functional speck on the horizon, and the threat of an active weapons system on one of Chorus' moons, the fight is far from over. While Locus is no longer a threat, another one of Hargrove's former lackeys waits for the Reds and Blues as they race to stop the weapons system from coming online. Does she really want to help them? Or is she hiding a more sinister motive? And why is she so interested in Locus?!

To Oikawa, being injured is the worst possible fate imaginable. To Iwaizumi looking after his best friend is something he can't imagine his life without.They never expected it to act as a catalyst for what they want the most in this world, nor did they expect that their dreams reflected each other's. // takes place before the Karasuno/Seijoh practice match

Episode tag for S3E05, the one with the Russian name I can't spell and am too tired to look up.

You meet Steve Rogers while working as a mixologist at a bar one night. Months later and you meet again.

Anonymous asked: Jade discovers that every time she orgasms one of her limbs vanishes (legs, then arms). She also discovers she has an amputee fetish and becomes incredibly horny. The combination of Jade losing a limb when she orgasms and her being turned on by not having said limb anymore is not conducive to Jade keeping her remaining limbs for very long. Featuring multiple endings (4 so far).