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Tony gets propositioned. A lot.

Strange how things came to this.

Because Yoongi's that fiancé who silently celebrates birthdays and Hoseok's that lover who shamelessly pretends to have forgotten the day, just so a successful surprise can be installed.

Professor Snape corners Harry late at night in the library to force his Valentine's Day present on the brat.

Stiles has always had a crush on Lydia, but knows- for better or worse- that she's out of his league. But with Jackson gone off to London, and their Senior year about to begin, Lydia is single for the first time since middle school, and she is spending (and enjoying) time with Stiles. When a secret that threatens this new friendship is revealed, our favourite sidekicks-turned-heroes will have to confront their own emotions and figure out what it means for their future together as friends-- or maybe even more. This story is slightly AU, as it disregards anything after 3A.

Clark Kent goes skinny dipping on a hot summer day and finds out what Kryptonite-enhanced lake grass can do to a guy.

Everybody had their regrets in college. For the students, it was making fun of Katsuki Yuuri. For Yuuri, it was letting himself become too stupid. For Viktor, it was not doing anything. _-_ Once there was a boy named Katsuki Yuuri, who was shy, loved to make clothes, had adorable smiles and was fatter than the usual average human being. Unfortunately for him, apparently being chubby wasn't all that accepted in the norm back then. After numerous accounts of bullying, Katsuki Yuuri disappears for good. Now years later, there is now a man only known as Y.K. Fashion tyrant, multimillionaire, professional cold-stare giver... and is trying his ultimate best to run away from his dark past, until a certain silver haired CEO of a certain rival company who went to the same certain college he went to back then decides to flat out entangle their fates together. Do both of them have anything to say for it? Sadly, no. No they don't. (Fashion & Couture AU) Russian Translation

He's making different excuses now, and all to get back into Iruka's apartment, and more specifically, his kitchen.

Draco and Harry need a way to announce their marriage. They can't just tell people, where's the fun in that? So, how will they do it?

Shen Yuan managed to have an easey life with Luo Binghe. Until a little problem makes them close the Demon Kingdom to humans due to a little brat who decided to control demons, ghosts and zombies. Wei Wuxian just wants to kill all the Wens. And Xie Lian is happy wandering the world and colleting things.

Basically an AU in which Blaine is a Haverbrook student, Kurt and Blaine meet earlier (in season 1), and despite communication barriers, flirting takes place.

Jon has a craving for more of Sam.

When Felicity's father leaves her and her mother behind, she loses all her faith in the very idea of soulmates. After Donna Smoak remarries into the Merlyn family, events are put into motion that bring Felicity into proximity the very destiny she never wanted to be apart of, and the family she never knew she needed. After years of unknowingly fighting and dancing around her fate, Felicity finally receives her soulmark on her 18th birthday. With the truth revealed, Felicity's fate is left in her hands, and only she can decide whether to let him in before it's too late.

It started with the words ”Dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days,” and the scent of apple pie in Sam's nose. It started under the autumn moonlight in a college house in Stanford and ended the same way. or Supernatural but in Omegaverse

Prompt from tumblr - Cas as Dean Smith's secretary in the Terrible Life 'verse, and everyone assumes Dean's doing the stereotypical fucking your secretary thing with him except behind closed doors Cas fucking owns his ass (and fucks it hard on a p regular basis- he especially loves bending Dean over his own desk to do it) and Dean loves and is entirely willing to beg for every second of it

“What’s better than a gun?” He whispers, dragging his mouth to his jaw, his ear, and Jughead whines, tilting his head back, holding Archie in place. His mouth falls down his neck, and he bites once, snapping his jaws. Jughead chokes on a swear, and a sob, feeling the blood well up to the surface of his skin. He tugs on Archie’s hair, sharp, grinning at the broken sound he makes, pulling until his face is towards the ceiling and all Jughead can see is a mile-and-a-half of the tendons of his neck. Or, Charles Case of Greenhill (a tiny town up the coast) puts his hands, mouth, and dick where it doesn't belong, and Archie and Jughead take care of it.

Based on a prompt posted at Imagine Loki Tumblr-Imagine Loki’s biology making it so that when he lands on Earth, his pheromones make everyone around him uncontrollably horny. His plans for world domination might end up in a different way than he planned. Stuttgart would be epic, with people literally jumping him right and left. Basically, Loki fudges up his magic and it causes his Jotun biology to act up. He ends up, well, surrounded by a lot of women (a lot!). Not the plan he had in mind when he came down to conquer Midgard. It’s a CRACK!FIC.

Once you meet the person you’re destined to be with for life, and the more you interact with them, your soulmate’s favourite thing about you starts appearing somewhere on your body, as if you were, very slowly, getting a tattoo. But not everyone is lucky when it comes to timing. Viktor Nikiforov, for example, started getting his mark at 17. It appeared on his foot of all places; a burning sensation that made him miss a jump during a competition.

The Doctor and Rose end up accidentally in Berlin while chasing a mauve alert. They interrupt a meeting. Accidentally. And then they derail the timeline. Accidentally, of course.

Yuri K is a famous independent game tester that has a reputation for finding bugs and glitches that no one else can. He works mostly online through the pseudonym Eros and only gives his real name when hired to test games. Victor is the CEO of a major gaming company in Russia. Currently his top team is working on an Otome style game that they hope to turn into a RPG MMO in the near future, but first they need to do some serious testing. Christophe suggests they bring in the game tester Eros, whom they have worked with in the past, in order to test the new game “Otome On Ice” . Yuri at first isn’t really interested in testing the Otome game as he prefers RPG’s or Sports games. He’s been getting bored lately and it’s only after Yuuko suggests he changes things up that Yuri agrees to test the Otome game. Little does Yuri know the majority of the characters that can be romanced in the game are based off of the real people that developed the game.

No one mentions that Beacon Hills has become a white elephant, the kind of territory you can't give away, but Laura can read between the lines. The people who've stayed here, it's in their blood, one way or another. The only way they could get an alpha was to find someone else buried as deep in the land as they are. Literally, in her case.

Fic cliche go-go-go! Sex pollen has its way with our trio.

Jungkook discovers the thing that drives Jimin over the edge.

Skwisgaar plots to make a move on his body double.

5 times a League member heard Batman use slang + 1 time they knew where the fuck he got it from. (*note, I tried to filter most of the AAVE out to not be disrespectful, it's been pointed out to me that I have not been successful on that front, my apologies, please be aware of that when reading!)

“Merlin,” Arthur grumbled to his servant, who was sitting by the fire Merlin looks over his shoulder at Arthur curled up in his bedroll. “Get over here, it’s cold.” “You want me to come and cuddle you for warmth?” Merlin asked, tauntingly, but makes to stand up anyway. “It’s not cuddling,” Arthur insisted, though he opens his arms for Merlin to crawl into them. “It’s called survival. I’m stealing your warmth. It’s your duty to make sure I’m kept comfortable, is it not?” ~~~ Arthur doesn't realise Merlin is his Favourite. Merlin has no idea what a King's Favourite even is. Everyone else in Camelot knows Merlin is Arthur's Favourite.