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Three Favors, Definitely Not Sexual Though
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Three Favors, Definitely Not Sexual Though

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hazbin hotel (cartoon) lucifer magne | morningstar adam (hazbin hotel) Valentino adam/lucifer magne | morningstar past rape/non-consensual sex (not between main pair) demon deals sex for favors lucifer has a pussy the lucifer pussy agenda explicit sexual content belly bulge bottom lucifer magne lucifer has ptsd adam is unaware of lucifer’s trauma Angst valentino being a jerk (hazbin hotel) fuck valentino cuddling flashbacks
Adam finds out something very interesting about Lucifer. He just has to find out if it’s true. But of course, everything comes with a price. Unfortunately, Lucifer is fucking stupid, and Adam gets way more than he deserves. AKA Adam has fucked all the pussy in Heaven and makes a deal with Lucifer just to score. Unfortunately, Lucifer’s not telling him something rather important.
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Adam didn’t like going to Hell. It was nasty, smelly, and full of sin. But he had a mission to complete, and he’d do what was necessary. He came upon Lucifer’s palace far easier than he had anticipated. There were no guards to stop him— actually, he hadn’t seen anyone even remotely near the place.
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