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Howlr is the new dating application enchanting Witches, Wizards and Everyone in between. Are you looking for the one or a one-night stand; it’s all here folks. Howlr is sponsored by Weasley Wizard Wheezes, the same team that brought us the Spellular just two years ago. Ginny Weasley, famed chaser for the Hollyhead Harpies, swears by the app, ‘guaranteed to make sparks fly,’ she says. The magic awaits you!

KenmaYa’ll are wild AkaashiOh shush KenmaYou and Kuroo aren’t exactly saints eitherMr. breeding kink ShrimpyI—I’m with Kenma rn and he just dropped his controllerAnd now he’s blushingAnd he smells horny KenmaShoyo stfu ShirabuThis chat went from 0-100 real quick - The omegas create a group chat where they can exchange advice and thirst over their respective mates. Horny A/B/O AU Textfic

0422-XXXX: Hey.0422-XXXX: It’s the guy from the restaurant this afternoon. I was debating whether or not to send you this message, but I feel it’s only fair I let you know.0422-XXXX: I’m not interested.0422-XXXX: I do appreciate you giving me your number, and I’m sure your confidence will treat you well in the future. But I likely won’t contact you any further than this.0422-XXXX: Best wishes.akira kurusu: ????????akira kurusu: excuse me??akira kurusu: i don’t remember giving anyone my number today????akira kurusu: or going out, for that matter???0422-XXXX: I must have the wrong number, then. Apologies for the inconvenience.akira kurusu: np dude well done on the rejection akira kurusu: i liedakira kurusu: that was an awful rejection0422-XXXX: Excuse me?

Lux mistakenly texts a wrong number, and ends up talking to Jinx. Heavily inspired by Little Numbers by iknowitainteasy on LJ.

Heavily pregnant Hermione moves in with Draco Malfoy only to find him the most irritating, sexually promiscuous SOB she's ever had to deal with. He can't help simping over her big round belly and falling even more in love with her than he already was. Enemies to lovers. Step-Daddy vibes. Heaps of smutty, snarky tension.