Hyper[love] Blocked(?)

Two very old friends; sea gods; meet on a beach to enjoy one another's exceptional bodies and especially one another's exceptional bodily fluids. The Djaqen is a Jack Frost AU character which blends him with the Kraken and a Lovecraftian Old Ones god. Kodak is an original character (Jackson Rathbone face claim) based on the Sumerian god Enki. This story was written as a role play on Tumblr (Visitingfan and Djaqen), and is presented here in full, collected and polished.

Chris Argent and Peter Hale is the Main Pairing and the focus of the series.Lydia/Allison, Derek/Stiles, Stiles/Scott, Scott/Derek/Stiles, Isaac/Derek all side pairings.Chris has an unsettling week alone in the house he used to share with his wife. He has a bit too much to drink and can’t deal with it anymore. So he leaves himself open and practically invites an attack. A little more than ten years ago he had an affair with Peter Hale. At the time, he’d needed someone to put him on the right path. Peter was the reason Allison didn’t get trained as a hunter at a young age. Unfortunately, Chris handled it badly. He’d hurt Peter who had fallen in love with him. It was mutual, but Chris chose his family and never confessed his feelings. There’s only one person who can pull him out of the darkness and put him back on the right path. If he chooses to and Peter isn’t entirely stable himself.This is RP. This will read like RP. Consider it as if many things are happening at once in different scenes. Like in an episode of Teen Wolf.

This wasn’t at all how Phil imagined coming back from the dead. Between training a new analyst, feeling out brewing trouble in the Earth-Asgard relations, and trying to figure out why his most reliable asset can’t stand him any longer, Phil can’t make heads or tails of his second chance at life. When Earth-Asgard relations come to a head they leave Phil stuck in the form of his ten-year-old self, Barton transformed into a housecat, and the Asgardian envoy stuck on Earth; everyone has to figure out how to come together and fix things, and the solution may be farther from home than anyone imagined. Featuring mini!Phil, cat!Barton, an ensemble of Feels (and Jotun), and a journey from a solo to ensemble cast. 20% feels, 30% plot, 20% Asgardians/Jotun, 5% gratuitous mini!fic and 25% character arc by volume

Jaehyun keeps running into the same person every time he goes to the 24/7 coin laundry at weird hours.

Harry Styles is on top of the world. He's moving to Chicago to live in a kick ass apartment that he's sharing with his old college friend, Niall. When their old college crew makes plans to hang out, Harry realizes he will be coming face to face with his unrequited crush, Louis.- H: Tommo’s? N: Yeah. Tommo. Louis. Tomlinson. Are we seriously doing this? You really gonna pretend you don’t know who I’m talking about? Dude I’ve seen you sign ‘Harry Tomlinson’ all over a piece of paper. H: That was a long time ago! N: So you do know who I’m talking about then H: Yes. Just it was a long time ago. N: It was 3 years ago not 30 years ago. Anyway I’ll text you the address. Liam and Zayn will meet you there in an hour and I’ll be there as soon as I can. H: I can’t just show up! N: Why not? He knows you’re coming. See you there. Later.

Five years after Yuri!!! On Ice, Ukai calls his old friend to come help with the Karasuno volleyball team. Yūri is who he calls, and this is some of the drama that ensues. Excerpt:Viktor watched his husband in fascination. “Yuri, did you know Yūri could play volleyball?”“Not until he called me to bring Makkachin here.” Yuri watched. “Noya’s leg is too loose.” He mumbled to himself“NOYA!” Yūri called not a second later, “Tighten your legs if you’re going to save like that!”

He had not noticed the colour of this fruit...or had he?

Dean's punishment hit its peak when he was thirteen and just becoming a man, right when his shoulders began to broaden and his voice lower in pitch. And then he lost Sammy. And that's when things really went to hell. But that's all life really was, wasn't it? Hell. No heaven- God had left it to ruin long ago. Weechesters verse. Trigger warning: child abuse

The night Alex Danvers changed her mind about being intimate.

It’s been four days since he became an Avenger, four days since Thanos snapped, four days since he and Nebula were left stranded in space, four days since he lost Tony, four days since Earth’s Mightiest Heroes lost. He wouldn’t consider himself mighty, not then, not now. Or… Peter doesn't get blipped, but Tony does. Where does he go from there?

Synopsis: Damian starts having dreams about a friend that he used to have, but seemed to have mysteriously disappeared from history. A name kept popping up—a boy named Colin Wilkes.

Alastor’s shadow has a mind of its own, thank you very much. It does what it’s told when it comes to Alastor, but whenever its master has nothing specific planned for it, his shadow likes to wander. To explore the depths of the hotel and try and get a feel for it. Sneaking around, trying to scare other people’s shadows, and see if it can gather any useful information for Alastor. But his shadow is also an extension of its master, the thoughts he cannot bring himself to voice aloud. What happens when his shadow begins to wrap itself around a certain spider?

A deleted and extended scene that never made it into the series. The time Harry looses his virginity to his newly adopted father, and then spends the day getting his throat and arse fucked hard and brutally by everyone else. This scene is set very early on in: 'An Alpha's Prerogative'

The kid took a deep breath before meeting Alastor’s eyes with a steely gaze. “Listen, the book said you can do the impossible in exchange for a soul.”“That I can!”“Good. I want to make a deal. My soul for your help with something.”The kid did not even hesitate. Must be desperate. Or stupid. Maybe both. AKA Alastor is not immune to adopting Edward Elric

Jungkook finally knows what it's like to become a 'Papa'

Partial Sequel to 'Baby Panic.' In which Bumper is born earlier than expected.

Even Snape can be bad at keeping secrets sometimes...

Robb says an intimate farewell to Theon. Catelyn has unfortunate timing. ~ Robb nodded, burying his nose in Theon’s soft brown hair. “I’m really going to miss you. It’s too lonely being king already.” “Keep the bed warm for me.” Theon pulled back, flashing Robb his wicked grin. “It’ll be all I can do to restrain myself until we’re alone.” ~

"They'd used protection.He knew that…And yet, there in his hand – clear as day – was the fateful, life-changing word;Pregnant." - 19 year old omega Yuri Plisetsky discovers that he's pregnant.This wasn't planned! Otabek moves to Russia totally unaware, and is then given the news that he's going to be a father.Yuri is undecided on what to do, and Otabek just wants to support him.Will the couple go ahead with the pregnancy?And will they get the chance to prove that young parents can in fact be amazing parents?

In Ancient Rome, Crowley makes a somewhat unusual request of Aziraphale. Two thousand years later, the favor must be returned.

Kim Namjoon can't cook, but he somehow becomes obsessed with a cooking blog called 'EatJin' and the sassy and mysterious person behind it.In the realm of real life he isn't doing much better, because there's a ridiculously handsome guy with broad shoulders called Kim Seokjin that works in a nearby supermarket who is slowly ruining his life.Little does he know, they're actually the same person.

Harry comes into contact with Tom Riddle's Diary at a very young age, and his life with the Dursley's is consequently changed. Tom is the only positive influence in his life, even though he doesn't entirely trust everything the journal says. In fact, he's fairly certain it's keeping secrets from him.

Clint Barton gets a call for help from his cousin, a man and a past he's been trying to forget -- Boyd Crowder. Clint agrees to look into the situation. S.H.I.E.L.D. finds that there is something fishy going on in Harlan's mines. Someone has to investigate. Someone that can blend in. And that is Clint. The only problem? He can't go alone and no one else is available to go with Clint except Thor.

Written for the anonymous prompt: "weecest ~ dean letting sam finger him for the first time ~ dean 19/sam 15 if possible?"

A collection of smutty pairings from FE: Awakening tied together with a flimsy plot. The protagonists are meant to be Miriel and Robin, but includes many other characters! Also, I'd like to write a joke chapter featuring the Hubba Tester when this story is done, but I'll see how it goes. And a fair warning! Contains hard NTR, cheating and cuckoldry. Please comment so I can improve my writing as well as incorporating ideas/elements that you'd like to see :)