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Hyper[love] Blocked(?)

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Hey, you! Yeah, you! Are you socially awkward but ultimately well-meaning? Are you a Lightner struggling to fit in a Darkner's world? Are you looking for romance? Are you [[HOPELESSLY THIRSTY FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SLEAZEMASTER SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]]!? Boy howdy do I have the [cringe] fanfiction for you! This [pile of garbage] is a reader insert for all you Spamton fans! It's got romance! It's got drama! It's got [probably not much else I've never written an x Reader before please don't expect too much]! And this can be yours for the small price of [this website is free, dumbass]! After stumbling upon a disheveled Spamton, you take pity on this puppet and offer him a temporary place to stay. But what lies in store for the two of you? Can you heal the heart of this damaged soul? Can Spamton sell you something? Find out [[NOW]]! NOTE: This fanfic is rated T, kiddies. Please advise that it contains suggestive themes, implied sexual content, and dark subjects such as depression and trauma.
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On second thought, maybe it would’ve been better to take the bus home. The city was so bright and inviting, though, and it seemed like it’d almost be sinful not to take in the dazzling neon lights and fireworks for as long as possible. Everything always looks more mundane through a city bus window,
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