Tit For Tat

Jackson doesn’t consider himself an insecure person. He is realistic. Realistic about his looks, realistic about his intelligence, realistic about the likelihood of ever ending up with someone like Jaebum. He is realistic. Which is why he’s so confused when Jaebum asks him out over a cup of coffee and a green tea.

9S and 2B try out a glitch to make them more responsive. (Tumblr prompt)

“Can I comb your hair?” Sunday morning in the Katsuki-Nikiforov household

“Vegas isn’t too bad,” Theo grinned, “if you use magic to win.” “This should be fun, Potter,” Draco murmured, leaning his head close to Harry’s ear right as Harry took a gulp from his pint. Harry could feel the heat from his lips, and he wondered how much warmer it would feel with Draco’s lips against his ears, his neck… In this story, Harry, Draco, and their motley crew of Slytherins and Gryffindors, take on Las Vegas.

"So, why don't you invest in some lube? You can never have too much lube. Oh, gosh, try out that His and Hers brand. It does some amazing tingly things to the bits south of the belt." Felicity is rambling, on the phone to a friend. Oliver cannot be oblivious. A little OOC, no spoilers.

The wolf's change was all you, as long as you had control. As long as you had an anchor. You just had to find yours.

Following the revelations and events of Petal, team RNJR and the repair of Team RWBY. A new threat levels against them-- but isn't what it appears to be. This is the second installment in the series RWBY: The Argent Series. Follows an AU divergence starting in Petal. Please read it first to fully understand some of the dynamics between the characters!

This is what happens when Dave brings home his new boyfriend, who looks like the roommate he sleeps with, without telling you, said roommate he sleeps with.

Percy snorts, before shaking his head no. “Angela was worried that Diet Coke’s threat was real. And it’s not like Athena would care if her children were killed.” “Percy-” Hermes starts to argue, but Percy cuts him off. It’s not the first time that Percy has ranted about Athena; his dislike (to put it mildly) of her is infamous in his social circle, especially after his break-up with Annabeth. “Look, I know you care about your kids, and most of the other gods do, and you’re all working harder to be better parents. But while this is a good step for most of you, it’s nothing when you consider that Athena has been sending her children to die by their greatest phobia for millennia.” Percy snaps. “Gifts and visits and dancing don't even begin to fix any of that.” None of it was fair, and Percy hated Athena with an unquenchable vengeance for the way she treated Annabeth. Even now, two years after they had broken up, Percy’s anger at the war goddess was an unquenchable monster that lived within him. Annabeth, for all her flaws, was a worthy hero and had been a good friend and she deserved better than Athena’s neglect, abuse and cruelty.

There was a reason that half of her team were canine Pokemon.

Harry Potter defeats Voldemort using love... for Snape!?!?!

When two worlds that are incompatible exist alongside each other, it's only logical that they don't come into contact with each other. The same goes for the human world and that of the merfolk living beneath the surface of the water. However, when the Prince of Insomnia, the Kingdom of the Mer, finds himself stranded on a beach due to a freak storm, the invisible barriers that have been set up between Mer and humans begin to crumble as he is saved by a freckled, blonde human male.

Kenma shut his eyes, evening out his breathing as Kuroo slipped into the room. More shuffling, the sounds of clothes being tossed into the hamper. A body slipping in to lay next to him. Kuroo doesn’t say anything to him, not even a goodnight. He really doesn’t do that anymore. Kenma wants to think it’s because he believes he’s sleeping and doesn’t want to disturb him. He doesn’t try to believe in that lie anymore. Not when he can smell the perfume radiating off Kuroo’s body, or when he catches glimpses of hickeys and bitemarks in places easy to hide when they haven’t done anything in months. Kenma knows but never says a thing about it. Closing one eye to make him blind, keeping another one open to make him aware. ---AKA; Kenma knows buts feigns ignorance because what else is he really supposed to do.

Yoongi spends 2011 wondering when he's going to debut, he's worked hard and has already been a trainee for quite some time, well, maybe not that long, but when you’re waiting for your big break to happen, it feels like forever.

"I was so angry, Sam, when I met you. Everything I had been told about myself and you was turned on its head. I was righteous, above, and powerful. You were an abomination, beneath me in every way possible, and weak to the seduction of the world and Lucifer's promises." Kisses punctuate his words. "I was wrong."

Jake gets a disturbing phone call while at work, and Amy follows him to the evidence locker to find out what happened and how to comfort her boyfriend. Let's pretend Roger never came back for the sake of fan fiction. Sorry about the terrible writing I had a plot in my mind and then I opened the blank document and forgot every thought I've ever had in my life

It wasn't what she was expecting to hear coming from the kitchen at 3 am. (Or, how Mary finds out that her boys are sleeping together.)

Prompt: This is the first time I'm living on my own and my parents decided to spontaneously drop by in a few hours to see how I'm doing pls let me borrow some cleaning supplies and food so that my parents will believe I'm a functioning, responsible adult who totally cleans and doesn't just have condiments and eggs in my fridge AU

In which Nursey texts SMH group chat accidentally, and chaos breaks free--"WP: that was decidedly unchill" "BK: that's... seriously fucked up. " "DN: it's alright bits EB: not really DN: no, not really"

Alternate Universe, Prohibition era.New York City, 1923. After Joffrey Baratheon breaks their engagement, Sansa Stark ends up in Petyr Baelish's brothel, where she works as a dancer. She soon realizes her customers die one after the other... "You don't want me to dance, you say you're not here to spy on me, so why did you come?" she asked the Hound again.Sansa's high-pitched voice revealed her exasperation; he looked straight in her eyes and, forgetting about the chocolates, he leaned forward so that his head was at arm's length of her knees."I'm your way out, girl."He had uttered these words in such a way it sounded like a threat.

Lena Luthor is relatively new to National City. She has a beautiful and utterly capable assistant, Kara Danvers. Lena also has an impending corporate usurper trying to take LuxCorp away from her. To stop him, she's going to need new alliances, and new ideas.

Sherlock is a vampire that has been looking for a mate for over 1000 years, he unexpectedly finds one in the form of an ex-Army Doctor named John Watson.As a vampire, he has a natural instinct of possessiveness but how will John feel when Sherlock chases away anyone who threatens to take him from Sherlock.

Connor returns to Davenport after his empty victory over Charles Lee. Injured and badly in need of medical care, he is ushered to the Davenport Manor and aided by the members of the closeknit community he built. As he recovers from his devastating injury, he grapples with his broken past, painful present and uncertain future.

At the age of 23, Adrien thought he was pretty independent finally living separately from his father. He had his job, friends and Marinette to whom he still hadn't confessed after years of silently loving. Then one night a phone call changes everything. A forced, "you don't really have an option if you value your life" marriage to a childhood friend whom he hadn't seen in years or prove that you have your own fiancée until the sun goes down. Marinette will help him. That's what best friends are for, right?

Yoongi and Hoseok just being boyfriends and just doing boyfriend things (like sticking tongues where they don't belong and putting what in the what like what now?!?!)

Scott is Isaac's anchor and vice versa.