DS: Fucked Into Unconsciousness

Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. "Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you. I hope you're thinking about me too. Love--" he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. "Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?" Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand. Or, Taehyung's been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi's criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.

Perhaps Sanzo is good, but he’s certainly not nice, and Hakkai can only imagine what form his dæmon takes. Given his personality, maybe she’s a hedgehog. With shark teeth.

In which Leia makes it to Tatooine's surface after the Tantive IV is boarded, and nobody is prepared for this particular family reunion.

Hancock thought being mayor of Goodneighbor was a decent gig, until a particular vault dweller draws his attention. Now he finds himself chasing her across the Commonwealth as she completes her quest to find her son and save the Commonwealth. This story I mostly wrote just for me, but thought I would share just in case someone else might also enjoy it. It's based on my favorite play though.

After the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Zelda needs help from every race to rebuild Hyrule. The Zora, however, still hold their prejudices against Hylians and refuse to give aid. According to tradition, there is only one thing that can be done. That may or may not be a marriage of convenience, and Zelda sure isn't the one partaking in it. (hint hint, lots of sidlink pining, chemistry, and awkward romance)

Alone on a hunt, Cas tries taking the lead, and Dean pays him back.

five years ago, harry styles left his tiny home town to make it big as a recording artist. he didn't have much regard for what he left behind - a life, a family, and a husband, who woke up one morning to find him gone. now, harry has everything he could possibly want: he's rich, famous, and adored by everyone he meets, including his boyfriend. but when said boyfriend proposes to him, he's forced to face the uncomfortable facts of his past - and louis, who's spent the last five years returning every set of divorce papers harry sent him. (or, an au based on the movie sweet home alabama.)

John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised. Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

King Lot is determined that there shall never be peace in Albion. He'll do whatever it takes to stop it.

Chapter 28 Mask Off: Erna sits on the stoop, hunched over and attempting to light her half finished cigarette. Levi's hands cup the air around her lighter until she gets it lit. She takes one drag and then is left exhaling a shocked little gasp as he steals the black cigarette straight from her mouth. She looks up at him standing in front of her as he uses the tip of her cigarette to light a new one resting between his pierced lips. She narrows her eyes at him for the theft until he brings the stolen clove back to her mouth, making her open her lips while staring up at him. The filter touches her lower lip and her breath hitches. His hand returns to the pocket of his hoodie and Erna's face feels unbearably hot. She looks away, but her eyes are drawn back to him always, no matter how hard she tries not to look. She stares at the way he moves when he puts his tea down on the steps, the muscles of his neck. She inhales, the wind blows a stray piece of hair in his eyes, she exhales a steady stream of smoke from her nostrils, and he tells her, “Stop looking at me like that.” She feels her face flush immediately. “Like what?” “You know.”

Dirk has a kink that he wants to try out but is nervous about approaching Bro with it. Hal is a meddler who shoves everything into action much to the benefit of all parties involved.

Sometimes young love doesn't work out the way that you would hope. Indulgent young McHanzo separating and meeting again when they're older. I just spent 60 years writing this, so that's all the summary I can manage.

Asahi is on the run from a past he doesn't want to remember. He's always been running from something. He just didn't realize that running away from himself would send him right into someone else, someone with sharp eyes and bleached hair, who glows under his skin with power Asahi can't comprehend. Someone who is running, too. Someone Asahi wants to follow. -- Azumane Asahi has no psychic powers. Nishinoya Yuu wishes he didn't.

He is the first seer the Potter family has ever had, but is it really as much of a blessing as it appears? Harry knows he has a chance prevent the horrors of the First Wizarding War from ever happening and set things right. Things don't go quite as planned, however, and Harry instead finds himself being part of a larger game with hidden rules. A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired pawn that is trying to survive the war that looms.

Harry gets his hands on Slytherin's locket, but gold is not all he finds. In a desperate bid to gain crucial information, Harry attempts to play the player, with unpredictable results. Non-DH compliant (written and first published in 2006)

Sam, Dean, and Cas go ring shopping and propose. (AKA, almost entirely fluff.)

Tumblr promt - could you write kara comforting lena after catching her in 2x15? bc being thrown off a building must be traumatizing af. This took a little turn, hope you don't mind!!

What's supposed to be a typical day at school ends in a fatal disaster for one of them when two gunmen start to shoot up Riverdale and everyone in it. Archie has just grabbed his Math book when two loud successive bangs echo through the school. Then it's Chaos. People are screaming and running. It's complete and utter Chaos.

Lance just wanted to drop off some borrowed dishes. He didn't anticipate walking his boyfriend's seemingly-unflappable brother through a panic attack. Or whatever this is. He definitely didn't sign up for this, and he really doesn't know what to do. And yet... here he is.

Growing up is hard, and adulthood is a scary place fraught with many perils such as job hunting, politics, marriage, kids, and so on. Luckily, Yoshiko has Hanamaru, so she won't have to do it alone. Unfortunately, Hanamaru comes from a conservative family, so the in-laws are a bit scary. Join the nine gay mermaids as they attempt to swim the tumultuous waters of post-college life and beyond.

What happens when the team and Justice league meet the rest of the family?

An Englishman and an American meet in a New York diner.