Bait and Switch

Seungmin takes a deep breath, almost a sigh. “You wanna do me a favor, Jeongin?” “Depends on the favor,” he says immediately, deadpan. “You wanna take my virginity?” Jeongin blinks rapidly. He scrutinizes Seungmin, trying to figure out if this is a joke. Then, sensing that it very much isn’t, he shrugs and says, “Yeah, sure.” Sometimes getting rid of your V-card means you have to be in cringy, embarrassing love with your best friend.

prompt: Sam is nursing a cold and stubbornly refuses to admit it, and it's driving Bucky CRAZY

Porsche did a friend a favor and stepped in to cover a shift at a big event. He found himself bartending at a gala, unable to turn down any opportunity to make some cash. Then along came Kinn, heir to the Theerapanyakul family, just looking to enjoy the gala without any assassination attempts—just for once. An AU where Porsche grants Kinn the semblance of normalcy he so yearns for.

A collection of drabbles and mini fills for prompts made on the Mass Effect Kink Meme, or ficlets I need to get out of my head.

A couple of months after Civil War, Tony has some new acquaintances, and it might be the start of something new. This is a horrible summary, but it's 2AM so...

Voldemort discovers an unexpected aspect of Harry's scar and decides to take advantage of it.Warnings: Slash, Voldemort/Harry, graphic description of rape, suicidal thoughts, language, general violence.

Alastor's retreat to lick his wounds nearly costs him his life. Thankfully, Charlie is worried enough to go looking for him.

Reggie is desperate to win over the one girl he can't seem to impress- Veronica Lodge. Who better to turn to for help than her best friend?

two similar contingencies, and the countless differences between them.

AU: Tony isn't a part of the team, he's not even a cop – and still he and Gibbs end up together. The first sign McGee had of something being different was when Gibbs smiled at his phone.

During Prohibition, rumrunners Roxy and Jake wait for their partners to make it back across the Detroit river with a load of alcohol.

5 times Merlin dressed Arthur, and one time Arthur returned the favor.

‘Hal has another kid from long ago?’, Laura asked with a raised eyebrow. ’Yes.’, Bradley replied with a long sigh. ‘And she lives in New York. And her mom is going to prison. And she is going to foster care. And Hal wants us to take her in.’, Bradley summed up. Laura’s eyes searched her face. ‘OK.’, she said with a nod. OR Hal has a teenage daughter that needs a place to stay. Laura and Bradley decide to foster her. How will they handle being foster parents to a stubborn teen?

Lance and Hunk are rewarded for defeating the Baku and saving Queen Luxia’s people. However, instead of a celebratory massage, Lance is given a classic tentacle up the ass. Well, a few actually. Who knew mermaids had such funky junk?

"Buck, I gotta ask -- are you here of your own free will, or did Clint kidnap you and force you to watch Dog Cops?” Steve smirked as he glanced from Bucky to Clint. “Hey!” Clint objected just as Bucky said, “Bit of column A, bit of column B.” Clint huffed indignantly. “As I remember it, I was minding my own business when you barged in here and started questioning my eating habits.” *** Or, Clint has been acting as Steve's and Bucky's dom separately for weeks now, but the three of them have never done a scene together.

Shortly after Dick and Jason have got together, Dick discovers that Jason has not seen Alfred since he resurrected. Dick has to change that, but with Jason refusing to set foot in the Manor, they end up meeting at Ye Olde Englishe Tea Shoppe.

"Were you lying?""Lying?" She asked."To Ginny. You told her that the baby was conceived the night of the celebration party, that it was the best night of your life, and that you love the father. Were you lying?"

Sherlock and John are solving a case when Mycroft turns up and persuades Sherlock to return home for his mother's Hallowe'en celebration. John thinks that seeing where Sherlock grew up will help him understand the detective better; instead, he finds himself more confused than ever. But it's John Watson's job to look after Sherlock Holmes, come hell, high water, or Hallowe'en, so that's just what he's going to do.

It’s summer and they’re in the same small town again, not miles apart, not messaging at seven in the morning, or eleven at night. Not looking at each other in grainy pixelation, listening to the echo of their own voices and pausing for too long in the center of sentences because the other made a sound.

It's just a slightly problematic coffee shop au where Sukuna is a tatted-up businessman and Yuuji is a college drop-out who's running his late grandfather's café. (Comes with recipes!)

Ramsay takes things too far, and puts Theon in a position where he cannot escape.

”I... I don’t get it, Sukuna.” He then leaned away just a bit more and used his sleeve to wipe away the few stray tears. Sukuna smirked, showing a sliver of his teeth. ”What, how I did it? Frankly speaking, brat, I don’t think you would understand even if I explained it.” When in doubt; act vaguely mean. Just don’t overdo it. ”Heh, I probably wouldn’t, yeah.” The teen once again turned to look at Sukuna’s face. The weird intensity of his stare honestly freaked the curse out a bit, though of course only on the inside. ”But no, what I don’t get is,” Yuji paused for a moment, almost as if thinking of not saying what he planned on saying. Then, his face grew determined, and he began again. "What I don’t get is why you pretend to be evil.” Sukuna’s smirk faded completely as he froze, for but a fraction of a second, thinking What? Or; Sukuna does something undeniably kind. Yuji goes looking for answers.

Getting used to Lucifer in his head is one thing, but when he starts hallucinating Gabriel, Sam thinks it might just break him. Especially when Gabriel just won't stop insisting he's real.

You and Bucky get on each others nerves, so when Bucky overhears you talking with the girls about wanting to lick Nutella off his naked chest he doesn’t mention it until a couple of weeks later when he buys you none other than a jar of the stuff for your birthday. When he offers to provide something to lick it off of you don’t say no.

Arthur C. Clark: "A well-stocked mind is safe from boredom." Well, so is being Carina's roommate on Halloween.

The Zombie Survival Guide was a laugh. It was a ridiculous work of fiction, and Abel residents enjoyed annotating its pages to point out all the ways it was wrong. Somewhere along the way, though, the Guide began to mean a little more.

Joan has spent a long time planning revenge. She has kept her feelings of love, anger, and grief tightly locked away in her heart. She doesn't think she can feel again. What happens when a certain Deputy begins to unravel all that control? Some AU with a little bit of a slow burn. Set during S2 and S3. I'm ignoring the events of S4. (P.S. - I suck at summaries so please bear with me.)

NCIS is called to investigate the appearance of a US Marine from 1955 in Cardiff, Wales. They are paired with a local investigating team, Torchwood. When their leader Captain Jack Harkness tries to convince them that the Marines had been sucked through a rift in space and time, they are hard pressed to believe that information. That is until in another time dimension Captain Malcolm Reynolds flies through a space rift to avoid a run in with the Alliance. That chain of events triggers the rift that NCIS and Torchwood is working on. All of the teams, including Phil Coulson and his two top S.H.I.E.L.D agents end up in the future. They are forced to land on a planet that practices all forms of BDSM lifestyle. Unless Jack Harkness can rendezvous with The Doctor, there is no telling when they will be rescued. The unlikely group is forced to redefine existing relationships and create new ones. Some, have too much fun doing just that. Warning: After the plot is written the stories will be shameless, kink smut. Based on my own fancies and what readers request. Pairings are not set in stone and can be switched in and out as desired. Neither are D/s dynamics.

Harry has always enjoyed going to the beach in the summer, but he's never been much good at volleyball.It doesn't get much better when a new boy decides to join in.