dial drunk

Summary: Peter is Tony Starks missing son. Peter doesn't realize this until he and his Aunt May see age progressions of the billionaire's missing son on TV. Age progressions that look just like him.

“You are going to crawl in to that living room and sit at my feet. You will be the prefect sub all day today James. No snark, no words unless I speak directly to you. I know you remember the formal training and what WAS expected of subs from our day. I want it all, and it will be prefect.” He gets behind James and pulls his hips up and his jeans down. Just as I though he is not fully healed yet but it is a near thing another hour or so and he will be. Sir has not recaged him yet either.

Calling the oven an antique would give the impression that there’s any kind of value to it; it’s more truthful to call it an old piece of junk. It clanks and rarely holds a temperature and there’s a very small chance that it’ll end up taking out the entire building with a poorly timed explosion, but the same could be said of Tony and she still likes him.

based off a Tumblr thing i saw that said "omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said i love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that im not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we just confessed our undying love for each other" I thought it was cute and someone was like this would totally be a Taekook thing and i totally agree

Violence was a current humming under his skin like a live wire exposed under water. The ferocity of it waxed and waned but never rested - never subsided enough to be forgotten. It left him feeling raw and upended on a good day… and then there were the bad days. Or That one time Jason realized bottling everything up might not be such a good idea after all. Now featuring some Dick chapters. All puns intended.

Part 2 of Kismet Trilogy: The story that started it all. This is the story of Sirius Black only spending 4 years in prison before he is finally given a trial and able to raise Harry with Remus (platonically. It is NOT a Wolfstar fic) the way that he should have been. It is the story of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin as they learn what it means to be a father/brother/guardian to Harry while finding love themselves and it is the story of Harry Potter, a young boy with a loving home who learns about the Marauders from the two men who should have raised him as he grows into the man who will lead the war against Voldemort. Slow burn Hinny. Multiple POVs. Multiple characters and storylines. It is written in 10 parts.

“Suguruuu why is your door locked…” Satoru just fucking teleports into his room. And honestly it takes both of them a second to process it, Satoru just stares at him, he stares at Satoru. Satoru’s mouth is agape. Suguru feels paralyzed. “Oh.” *** In which Satoru has the worst possible timing for a visit and Suguru gets caught in a compromising position.

“No place like home, huh? You mean that?” “It’s not—I didn’t mean the bunker."

Chuck Hansen lost his mother at an early age. His uncle is a persona non grata. He has no other family than his father.Chuck has lost fellow pilots to the Kaijus.He has seen death.It doesn't prepare him for the moment when his father is seriously injured in a senseless accident in the Jaeger bay. It doesn't prepare him for the emotional tidal wave breaking through. It tears down his walls, leaves him vulnerable, biting at everyone who tries to help.

This story is based off several prompts from Sleepingscar. Each chapter notes will list what prompts are used in the chapter. This is the story of how you and Bucky fall in love - from introducing him to fandoms to awkward situations to the avengers setting you up to finally (hopefully) admitting your true feelings.

Dean and Cas are driving through the desert when they stumble upon a small desert town that has a purple sky and seems a bit off. Nothing could go wrong! (sorry, i'm awful with summaries) may or may not have another chapter.

Eight-year old Reiner Leonhart lives an almost catalog perfect life with his Mom and Dad and little sister Annie until a barely remembered dream and concern for the boy who recently moved into the apartment next door become the catalysts for big changes.

The war rages on, and Naoya, as always, sits in front of a computer screen.

A collection of smutty NALU one-shots. Genres and AUs vary. Summaries will be given for each story to make things easier. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does. I do not give anyone permission to repost any parts of this story anywhere. Please be respectful.

Darren spends a quiet, snowy winter day tucked away in a cafe.

Legends say the two children had been inseparable - that, day and night, they never left each other's side. There's a lot legends don't say. They don't talk about the long conversations held late into the night, the games played, the gardens kept, the birthdays celebrated, the butterscotch pies eaten, the stories shared, the promises made that could never be kept. And they certainly don't talk about love.

Duet AU (fix-it fic). Where true love is not just a couple weeks of dating and bickering and actually from the heart. AKA where Alex is Kara’s true loves kiss.

Magnus knew Alec was strong, not just physically. But he only notices the extend of Alec's strength in the aftermath of Jace's abduction at the hands of Valentine. When Alec breaks down because he can't handle the pressure and worry and fear anymore, Magnus is there to hold him and Magnus is willing to promise him the world to make him feel better. But Alec doesn't want the world. Alec just wants Jace, safe and with them. Magnus decides, that Alec should have everything he could ever want. Including Jace.

Kim Taehyung works at a convenience store, Min Yoongi is a mystery.

Dean remembers the first time he took the hormones. He was eighteen and had stayed home from school while their dad was on a hunt. Sam was at school and Dean was alone. He had stolen a packet from the nearby pharmacy and nicked a beer from the fridge. He remembers the momentary feeling of euphoria and then pain. And the hospital and his dad's face in his peripheral vision. Dean has never felt right in the body of an Alpha, after support, and a little urging on Sam's part, Dean decides to go through Alpha to Omega transitioning. (This is the first part of a series involving Dean and Sam following Dean's transition, pregnancy and life once he becomes an omega.)

John never joined the military and is a successful businessman with a family (and some secrets). He hires Rodney as a subcontractor and they navigate the difficulties of family, class, and business in a universe where male pregnancy is possible.

The autumn after Cosette gets married, Valjean decides to close up the house in Paris and move into a little cottage he's rented in the countryside up north. At Cosette's insistence, Valjean invites Javert along, and to their mutual surprise, Javert agrees. Of course, three months, much less a week, is a long time with only each other for company...

Lena loves to paint, a hobby that is discouraged by Lillian Luthor but more then encouraged by Kara Danvers. Also known as 5 times Lena painted something for Kara, and Kara fell more in love every single time.

In this universe, Vivien and Ben get a divorce, sharing custody rights of Violet. It's only Ben and Violet that move into the infamous Murder House this time. Tate still stands by his promise to give Nora a baby, only choosing to seduce. Everything changes.

It's been a week since Alex and John got in a drunken bar fight with Jefferson, resulting in Alex's head injury. Staying by his side, John decides it is time for a shower. The healed Alexander is all too happy to join him.

Sherlock is pregnant with twins. Weird cravings sends John out on a four hour errand to pick everything up for his pregnant Omega.

Some things are just too good to be true, but others are actually just really that good. And it's about time Keith got a taste of it himself.