theyre both really bad with feelings

“Is this Peter Parker?” “Yes…” “This is Dr. Nguyen. I’m sorry but your aunt’s been in an accident and we’re going to need you to come to Queens Memorial as soon as you can.” Peter's life shatters with a phone call. The last person he expects helps him pick up the pieces.

No one's surprised when Pepper suggests an alternative to the Sokovian accords before the councilman can even propose the idea. It’s Pepper after all. Of course, she waits until the councilman leaves before dropping the real bomb. The public needs to see a deliberate, personal movement. They need to see the lives of the Avengers be affected by the losses they leave.When Peter Parker gets a call from his social worker, he just knows he's being kicked out of yet another foster home. When he burst into her office to see the Avengers waiting to adopt him, he’s sure that it was their way of inviting Spiderman to join the team. Luckily the Avenger’s like to discuss vigilantes over breakfast. A small tingle of non-spidey-sense-related nerves flutter in his stomach when Tony complains about the lack of cameras in Queens, but it isn’t until the heroes start suggesting possible people or personalities for the man behind the spider mask that he realizes he has no clue what’s going on.

“Holy shit, you’re a twink.” In which the Avengers haven’t seen Peter outside of costume but they’re about to lose their minds.

Peter, Tony, Rhodey, Vision, and the rogue Avengers end up transported to a cinema where they are made to watch scenes from Spider-Man: Homecoming. French translation provided by the lovely yachi!!Story: marche à suivrehttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/13054346/1/marche-à-suivre

Peter Parker was happy with his life. He was in college and acing his classes, he had a future at Stark Industries, he and Mr. Stark were getting closer, and Spider Man was officially in the Avengers Initiative. Everything was good. Then Parker Luck had to fuck it all up. Again. Or, where Peter falls into another world where Batman runs the mob, he gains four sugar daddies, and is best friends with a clown's girlfriend. He really needs a break. ---- Also posted on FFnet, Wattpad, and Tumblr!

When Thor returns to Earth, the first place he goes is the Avengers Compound. He is anxious to see his friends, and more than a little anxious to see Tony--hoping to perhaps pick up their cuatious flirting and little moments together they had had before Ultron.But the compound is empty, and Tony is a mess- drinking himself to sleep and not eating anymore, not even working in his lab anymore. And when Thor learns what happened while he was gone, what happened in Russia, he decides to stay and try to help.Tony doesnt want his help, but Thor stays anyway--soothing nightmares, and making food and trying to show Tony that he is still beautiful and worthwhile. And one ngiht, with storms raging outside the window, Tony gives in and lets Thor love him like hes always wanted to, and they find comfort and peace in each others arms. But when the team comes home, Thor realizes that some of Tonys wounds might never heal, that things might never be alright again.But Thors not giving up on TonyNot nowNot Ever

“This is so cool,” Tony says, awestruck, sticking his hand in and out of the hologram, which he’s only ever seen on cartoons. “Are there other pictures?” Tony asks, staring. “Hey! What do I look like? When I’m old?” “I’m older than you are normally, and I’m getting a little offended you keep calling us old,” Mr. Rhodey says, and Tony simply raises his eyebrows. Mr. Rhodey can not deny that he’s old.

This is a collection of imagines [from my blog on tumblr - thranduilsperkybutt] involving Marvel characters! Only NSFW fic is in this collection, so enjoy! Any additional warnings will be posted in each chapter's Notes.

(This fic contains NO SPOILERS for Endgame) SUMMARY: Tony is sitting on his ass, trying to catch his breath in the dust of an alien planet when the Avengers take their vote. It goes as expected.

Steve is looming over him, using the shield to crush into his chest, into the arc reactor, into him. Tony coughs up blood, the syrupy thick texture of it making him gag behind the suit. His vision is beginning to black out at the edges, and he curls his body protectively over his stomach, already knowing it's too late.

Accused of killing Cedric Diggory in the aftermath of the Triwizard tournament, Harry is sentenced to life in Azkaban. His wand snapped, seemingly abandoned, Harry struggles to survive the hellish prison.After being rescued by the most unlikely of creatures, Harry is left in front of a hospital in America to heal and recover, but he finds more there than he could ever have expected when the truth of his parentage is revealed by accident.

Snippets of your life with the one you love. FANFICTION ONE SHOTS OF AN (OFC) READER WITH FAMOUS PAIRINGS. WILL INCLUDE:Avengers. - MCUDaredevil.Deadpool.X-men.Flash.Arrow.Supernatural.NCIS. (All spin-offs)CSI (All spin-offs)Criminal minds.LOTR / The Hobbit.Ghost Adventure.Twilight.Transformers.Elementary.Doctor Who.Hawaii 5-0Jurrasic World.Star Wars.Celebrities. (Actors, singers.)

Peter gets hurt and subsequently meets the Avengers... But the meeting isn’t all that fun.

Tony Stark gets the news of his life. Apparently, he's a father. Stephen Strange gets a surprise visit from a billionaire. Apparently, he's also a father.

“I’m so sorry, I’m gonna help you I promise, just don’t move, fuck, I ran over Captain America–” the man apologized, over and over, and all Steve managed to say was, “You’re really attractive,” before passing out on the guy’s lap in the middle of the road.

You'd think the two youngest Avengers--basically the kids of the "family"--were the least protective members of the team. Especially after all the crap the team's put them through. You would be wrong. Part of the Peter & Wanda BFFs Series (not a stand-alone)

Contains:-Irondad and Spiderson-Fluff-Negligible angst-Field trips-Identity reveals-Internshipsand most importantly-FUNNY DISCLAIMERS✨REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN✨ I'm bursting with ideas. I needed to do this

“Show me your face again,” Thanos orders apropos of nothing, as if they aren’t locked in the middle of a battle. “Fuck you,” Toni snarls. “Show me,” Thanos says again even as his grip on her arm tightens just a bit, “or I will rip your arm off at the socket and force you to show me.” “Miss,” JARVIS sounds panicked in her ear. “Miss, please.”

Would Civil War have been different if Bruce Wayne was on the side of Tony? If yes, then how different?

Steve knows it's his fault. No one seems to blame him but he knows full well that it was his leadership that put Tony in the hospital, seriously injured and in a coma. Steve stays by his side constantly because he has to wake up, Steve will never forgive himself if he doesn't.

IronMan-DidNothingWrong: I love spiders, they just, exist man. IronMansMechanic: PETER BUD WHAT THE FUCK (Peter and Harley are internet friends. Harley's mom dies, and he gets adopted by Tony because Tony is obviously the best choice for him and his sister to go too. Harley meets Peter at school. Instant. Hatred.)