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All Hermione wanted out of her evening was to close up the pub in peace and quiet. That plan sort of went out the window when she was kidnapped by Draco Malfoy, who proceeded to drop a baby on her lap. Also known as the one that's almost but not quite a Muggle AU.

Izuku Midoriya is unlucky, to say the least and life hasn't exactly been kind. Things weren't so bad in the beginning, but once he was diagnosed quirkless, well, it all went to shit. Everyone grew to hate him, even his best friend and own father. Was it really that impossible to become a hero without a quirk? It doesn't really matter because to Izuku, the term hero is flexible. He'll be his own hero because he's learnt from his own experience, people are selfish and the only one he can rely on is himself. Left alone to fend for himself in the world, Izuku goes out to change things on his own terms, despite his methods being slightly illegal. Keyword, slightly. It's only illegal if he gets caught, right?

“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”“Rock and roll.”He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.” After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost. (genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3) *Please do not comment on the fic asking about translations because it is unlikely that I will see it. If you're interested in translations/have a question regarding the fic, please reach out on tumblr @motswolo x

How did it come to be that Hermione only had four friends in the world after the war? Oh, that's right...Ron had left her.

"I was wondering if you could do a prompt where there are new neighbors moving in nextdoor to Dean's and everybody thinks Dean has a crush on the girl cause he's so awkward when he goes over to the neighbors house but in reality he actually has a crush on the brother. Everybody realizes this when Dean's limping the day after with a smile on his face. Bottom!Dean and Top!Cas porn please."

“Is that what I think it is?” Buck asked, sounding unsure and apprehensive. He was looking at the little box like it had suddenly grown teeth and was about to start biting.“Buck, I–” “Is this a fucking – Eddie, it's an engagement ring!” he said, a little hysterical.“You and Ana–” Buck rubbed a hand over his face, taking a step back. “Okay, I think I – I need to go.”“Buck, wait! It's not what you think!” Eddie said quickly, but Buck was already grabbing his jacket and heading for the door. Or: Buck finds a ring, freaks out and Eddie finally gets the balls to propose. Sweet, sappy moments ensue.

De-anon from the kink meme. Makoto is well-hung and Nagisa has a size kink.

Bucky’s having trouble sleeping until Lucky decides to adopt him. Now Bucky isn’t sure if he’s sleeping better because of a dog or the archer that comes with the dog.

What happens when Hydra doesn't stop at the Winter Soldier program and the Red Room doesn't stop at the Black Widow program? But, will another enhanced assassin fit on the Avengers roster?

Stephen Jameson didn't expect to fall in love with John Young and John didn't expect to feel the same way. And the two of them could be together if it wasn't for the fact that John is deeply committed to Cara. Stephen doesn't care, if it's one thing that he learned from his father it's that you fight for what you want, no matter what. All's fair in love and War.

This is basically just tooth rotting fluff. It's the start and the beginning of a relationship between these two dorks. It's a bunch of snapshots of their early relationship. It's fluffy and it's cute and it's a lot of words because I couldn't stop writing it, but enjoy?

Staring at a trembling boy before him, All Might knows what he would've wanted someone to tell him if he'd asked the Number One Hero if he could've been a Quirkless hero. And if that notebook he signed was anything to go by, a little help from Nedzu and the boy might even surpass him. When Midoriya Izuku asks All Might if he can be a hero without a Quirk, the Symbol of Peace says 'Yes.' This fic has a TV Tropes page!

Haru ponders things with Rin and Makoto

One light Slayer and one dark, one good and one bad, one goes to heaven and one to... Well anyway, for all sorts of reasons, Detroit was just about the last place Buffy expected to run into Faith. With or without wings.

Jared does not do well with change and at 16, his whole life is groundless and shifting, reeling sharp from a year and a half of instability. But he's always felt at home in the Ackles' house, even if their parents have gone their separate ways. Uninvited and impulsive, Jared just needs to see Jensen one more time.

After 17 years, Coraline has forgotten about the Other Mother. After 17 years, the Other Mother has forgotten everything but Coraline. Join familiar faces like Mr. B, Miss Spink, and Wybie Lovat, and meet new zany characters such as Smith and Wesson. Written in the same style as the original book, this sequel will make you remember everything you loved about Coraline.

Rohan loses a bet. What happens next isn't surprising.

Nick Carraway goes to one of Jay Gatsby's parties and gets completely hammered. Then, to make matters worse, Jordan Baker bets him $100 to go and kiss Gatsby.

An older and sadder Dean shows up at Rhonda's door, needing something he thinks he can get from her.

Clarke is a sad little puppy who feels comforted by touch and Lexa just wants to help her girlfriend feel okay even though she doesn't know whats wrong.

"Wouldn't get tired." McGee smirked as he watched Tony watching the chair "Wouldn't get slow. Could keep on going for hours."

Chuck, Yancy, Raleigh and Mako return to Hong Kong after their two month European adventure. While everyone is giddy about planning the Becket/Mori nuptials, Yancy has to make some important decisions about his future - and figure out what to do when he realizes they'll impact more than him.

The gods have caused Rozemyne's untimely death but the garden still needs saving. Wracked with guilt and needing to sweeten the deal, Rozemyne is made an offer she can't refuse. She takes a chance and makes her demands hoping this go around the garden leads to an easier life.

Illya hasn't been himself lately and Napoleon is asked to get to the bottom of it although he has a feeling that he already knows...

Derek doesn’t want to fall asleep because he knows Stiles is leaving in the morning

*Can be read independently from the series.*I’ve always had these... vivid dreams. As long as I can remember I’d seen the strangest scenes. Some were reoccurring, some weren’t, but they always carried this... theme. Fighting. At first I thought I just had a vivid imagination when I slept, but there was so much... continuity. The enemy was always the same. Mindless giants (titans) who hunted and ate humans for game.Facebook happened and everyone is strangely connected. After that I got married. Then my husband shows up in my fucked up dream world.And he's fifteen.I tell you this story because Eren told me to, and I can't say 'no' to him... (unless it's in bed.)Also, Bacon. **THIS FIC HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND WILL NOT GET A FINAL CHAPTER**