Next to Nothing

When Castiel chooses Dean from the audience at Purgatory, a BDSM club, to sub for his demonstration, neither of them knew it was just the beginning.

While backpacking in the Sierra Nevada, Allison runs into serious trouble. She finds help from a strange man.

“Nigel, may I see your penis, please?” Adam walked past Nigel to settle on the sofa, back straight, attention focused on Nigel.^That's pretty much all you need to know, I think.

After Grievous the world falls apart into Empire still, but not the same way this time. The twins were not spirited away and Vader doesn't really have any idea what to do with babies.

Eyes narrowed, the driver gives [Salim] a reproving look. "I don't think you are telling the truth," he says, glancing at Salim's bag and sling. "I was trying to get to Ubar," Salim admits. "I sometimes walk in my sleep." "Ubar," says the driver, thoughtfully. "The City of Pillars on the old Incense Road. Allah destroyed it, you know. Covered it in sand from foundations to spires. Now, it is Irem, City of the Jinn." "Yes," Salim says, comforted by the familiar sound of the name. "That is the place." "Well, get in," says the driver, rubbing his arms vigorously. "We don't have all night."

Stannis keeps scaring all his nurses away. Robert asks Ned for help. He sends Sansa.

What happens when Hydra doesn't stop at the Winter Soldier program and the Red Room doesn't stop at the Black Widow program? But, will another enhanced assassin fit on the Avengers roster?

When it’s all too much you find the best escape you can think of, even if it’s dangerous and deadly. When the world seems too much to bear you find your own relief. And one Harry Potter finds his relief in the cold steel of a dagger. No one knows what is under the mask of the Boy Who Lived; they don’t see what’s under the surface of his carefully built façade. But then two of the most unlikely people find out his secret or secrets as they later find out; Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape and their views of the Gryffindor Golden Boy change when they find all they thought about him to be a lie. Draco Malfoy’s not all he shows himself to be. Behind the sneer and the cold exterior he is hurting inside. With a father like Lucius Malfoy, his life is anything but the glamorous show he acts in. He’s got a hard life that no one but the Potions Master knows about. When he finds the one person who could possibly understand what he is going through and it happens to be his enemy, Harry Potter, can both boys put aside their animosity for each other? Or will they drown in their own darkness?

Logan returns home

Theon and Jeyne have escaped Ramsay’s clutches, eluded Stannis’s justice, and are on their way to safety in Braavos. Now the hard part begins.

“Well, Potter, you do have a surprisingly nice arse.”

Viktor had always looked up to his parents, and above all to his mother, Sinnoh's Top Coordinator who swept through contests with her Sylveon like it was nobody's business. Of course, he admired his father, too, a skilled Ice Master that crushed his challengers left and right. Aspiring to one day become a coordinator like his mother, but with a special love for ice-types like his father, Viktor takes all the help he can get to one day reach the podium himself. Meanwhile, Yuuri didn't exactly aspire to become a dragon trainer since the age of three, but he did very much enjoy the company of the dragon Pokémon at the Yu-Topia Akatsuki dragon shelter his parents ran. It was only later when the idea was planted into his head by a visiting Dragon Master, and it was only when he watched junior coordinator Viktor Nikiforov compete in a televised event that Yuuri decided he would take on the Hoenn League challenge when he reached the age of ten. How else was he going to possibly impress the mesmerizing coordinator one day? Unbeknownst to Yuuri, he gained said coordinator's attention a lot earlier than he thought he did. Pokémon AU that spiraled out of control after my one-shot Type Advantage.

Natasha is cleared for basic training, and Clint meets her to discuss SHIELD. In doing so, he earns himself a new nickname.

They say that Brolly was a God among the Saiyans, being born under a full Red Moon and possessing vast intelligence, strength, control and being one of the first Saiyans to achieve Super Saiyan. Under his reign he united all of Vegetasei's people bringing them out the barbaric dark ages and into a modern society with a rich history in music, art and military excellence. Generations later, the Saiyans have become the center of Political favors, though tensions run high between other races. But the Saiyans still pray to their nameless gods for another being like Brolly to step forth, hoping for the Red Moon to bless one of their submissives to bare forth the new 'God'... Little do the Saiyans of Vegetasei know, that the gods hear their prayer and bless a young Saiyan born on Earth. Young Gohan has no idea what madness has come into his life nor does he know if it's good or bad; what with a kidnapping/rescue mission and ending up on Vegetasei and all. Will he learn to act like his fellow Saiyans or will he hold onto his human ways? And what's this? The Prince of Saiyans seems to have taken a special interest in him? Oh boy, so much for going unnoticed!

Joan remembers her relationship with Carrie when she runs into her again during the events of 1x05, Lesser Evils. Sherlock made a joke about lesbians, and Joan was glad that she didn't have to smile.

"Should've stayed in the mafia where you fucking belonged, you have no business being on the side that is saving lives." Shouldn't have said that. --- Or: Kunikida & the ADA do a big woopsie and now have to apologise to Dazai, but first, they'll have to go through a certain Russian Terrorist if they want Dazai back.

Victor needs, and Yuuri provides.

What first called Kenpachi's attention to the red-head was the utter calm. Something about this man told Kenpachi he'd assessed a seasoned fighter. As such, he couldn't wait to fight the brat. Too bad said brat refused to comply. Written for FicmasinJuly

Lucy is back and Alex and Maggie's relationship continues to change as Alex figures herself out…with a little bit of help from an old friend. How will Maggie react to Lucy being in Alex's life? Will she figure out her feelings for Alex in time? Chapter 10 just posted! Featuring: Danvers Thanksgiving and some Alex and Maggie fluff. Happy #SanversWeek everyone!

"they all squeeze into bed together, with tyler in the middle. he’s spooning josh and jenna’s spooning him, but it works. they’ll make it work." tyler and josh have been destined to be mates ever since the omega was given to tyler on his fourteenth birthday. what happens when a beautiful blue-eyed beta joins the picture?

Five years after Yuri!!! On Ice, Ukai calls his old friend to come help with the Karasuno volleyball team. Yūri is who he calls, and this is some of the drama that ensues. Excerpt:Viktor watched his husband in fascination. “Yuri, did you know Yūri could play volleyball?”“Not until he called me to bring Makkachin here.” Yuri watched. “Noya’s leg is too loose.” He mumbled to himself“NOYA!” Yūri called not a second later, “Tighten your legs if you’re going to save like that!”

Bilbo’s boyfriends don’t believe in space.