Desk Job

And not necessarily in that order. Nothing but a bit of snarky fluffy and a lot of THOSE moments (nudge nudge, wink wink). Takes place eight years post-Hogwarts with a very much adult Hermione and our favourite snappy Severus. One-shot.

Link and Sidon spend some time together after being apart for a couple of months but growing worries and fears about their relationship pop up and demand to be recognized

Five times John was kidnapped, thinking he was the weak link of the pair, and one time they were smart enough to kidnap Sherlock before they realized it was better if they kidnapped John after all. Having a brother that occupied a minor position in the British government and bad-ass kicking soldier for a best friend did that to you.

In which Mr. Spock hates Chekov and terrorizes the crew, Captain Kirk has the best poker face on the ship, Chekov never means to eavesdrop, Uhura gets some curves, Kirk gets cock-blocked, Spock gets off, McCoy pulls rank, Spock pulls Kirk's pigtails, and love sucks.

900 years ago, the Mana Tree burned to the ground. Since then, the Tree has regrown, corrupted and rotten with evil; Fa'Diel is dying. A girl named Anli and a boy named Kaleb are the ones chosen by the Goddess to save the broken world. This is their story.

Rick teaches the Reader a lesson when she steps out of line.

"I might not be able to forcibly change your mind… and I would not wish to… we are much better off as opposing forces…" His pale, concerned hands over Zero's clenched noticeably. "…it is… as one might say, the 'nature' of our relationship…"

Shiro and Keith are sent on a scouting mission to see if any small alien races were in danger, but when Shiro comes back, the crew are surprised to see Keith as a child. The Voltron crew have encountered many dangerous threats, but nothing could top the challenge of parenthood. Hilarity ensues; including multiple accounts of injury-by-child. (or: the space fam dont know how to properly take care of a child- with the exception of Shiro and Lance)

After Kristallnacht, Scorpius, a young German Jew, is sent to England as part of the Kindertransport. There he stays with the Potters during the duration of one of the devastating moments in history: World War II and the Holocaust. A story in four parts.

“Are you an international student, too?” Brendan asks him, maybe they can join the international club together. The kid just stares down at him. “I mean, I am an international student, so.” Nothing but stares. “I’m Brendan.” After another pause, Brendan is ready to walk away because they are the only two left in the classroom and this is getting very awkward, very fast. “Alex,” the guy finally says and holds a hand out for him to shake. “I’m from Wisconsin.”

akaaAASHIII: Hey, can I add someone else to the chat? I just want to drag him into our little suffering circle. shigeru: ...suffering circle pure evil: truer words have never been spoken shigeru has renamed the conversation to “suffering circle” a rekt man: nice lmao

Nick doesn't remember the moment it dawned on him. That this radiant, beautiful boy was someone he liked. Someone he wanted to touch, to hold, to get to know. He doesn't remember that but he remembers seeing him run for the first time, catching him behind the drums during a rehearsal he walked by. Christ, of course Nick noticed Charlie Spring back then and of course he remembers him now. Charlie Spring is the reason he found a part of himself he didn't know existed. or, Vertical form never happened, Nick and Charlie never met at Truham and now they're both students at the University of Leeds. Aka, another university fic but with my little spin to it. Rated M for mentions of Charlie's past, violence and possible lemons.

Thor discovers fan fiction, but like the great god we know him to be, he is not satisfied just to read the work of mere mortals. He weaves his own tale, of what he wishes happened after Loki fell into the abyss. Includes a lot of Loki being cuddled, smothered, and groped against his will.

More girlfriends au! Yuri can't get enough of her Viktoria. :3cHave a flowery gay rhyme. Viky Viky Wow! So pretty!How does your garden grow?With Yuri's kiss and orgasmic bliss.It's quite indulgent, you know. Inspired THIS ART by @notsaviforwork.

Reigen has an unfortunate habit of doing things without thinking. Serizawa witnesses it first hand.

Thomas comes to the island and Silver finds himself in the position of having to convince Flint that he deserves happiness, even if it's with someone other than himself.

“I have the best idea in the history of ideas!” Danny croaks loudly, bouncing even more giddily. “Guys, we’re taking Stiles here with us.” The one where Danny kidnaps Stiles for a night of fun at Jungle that leads to first times and revelations that Stiles is perfectly happy to keep to himself afterwards. Life however has other ideas.

Yuuri hides his gifts for Viktor in the washing machine because he knows Viktor hates doing laundry.

Zayn comes home from Japan at the end of the Take Me Home tour, and he brings Waliyha a present. Hot sex ensues.

Friggin' witches! Cas, Balthazar, and Gabriel are cursed by a witch during a hunt. They now occupy the bodies of toddlers. Sam and Dean head to Bobby's to try and break the curse. But until then, they're stuck with three emotional, eating, sleeping, tiny, adorable angels. Based loosely on vickjawn's bb!verse, all rights for the original idea go to her.

Harry's stranded somewhere in London after getting kicked out of the Dursleys for the night when he lost it and performed accidental magic because Dudley was being a total ass...again. A stranger named Alex offers a helping hand to Harry but...[OTHER WARNINGS]: Contains dub-con and use of a date rape drug.

Man is the cruelest animal. No one knows that better than Dean and Sam Winchester. Just out of the Academy, Sam joins Dean and his FBI team of profilers on a case involving cryptic Enochian messages. When Dean is kidnapped and tortured in a religious cult's version of Hell, he only has two choices: break and become the killer they want him to be, or hold out long enough for his team to rescue him. The members of the BAU are looking for their partner, but things are grim. They have no suspects. They have no leads. With nothing to go on, how can they have any hope of seeing their friend again?

Jimin, Yoongi, and Seokjin talk about treating their boyfriends.